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(Courier Mail)   This picture will prove you were never truly attracted to Zooey Deschanel. You were merely attracted to her bangs   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 87
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2013-05-11 04:07:02 AM  
It's true, I really am attracted to bangs on a chick.  But that is not the only difference between her "now" and "then" pics.
 
2013-05-11 04:41:52 AM  
Would still hit.
 
2013-05-11 05:11:56 AM  
Bangs or no, long hair is better than short.
 
2013-05-11 07:15:41 AM  
 
2013-05-11 07:42:04 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Would still hit.

 
2013-05-11 07:53:51 AM  

SilentStrider: Relatively Obscure: Would still hit.


Subby went full potato. Or is gay

/nttawwt
 
2013-05-11 08:07:29 AM  
No word from Deschanel on whether she will bang again

fap
 
2013-05-11 08:42:22 AM  
FIVEHEAD ALERT
 
2013-05-11 08:55:58 AM  
I've never heard "bangs" used as a synonym for breasts before.
 
2013-05-11 09:00:35 AM  
If Zooey isn't sure if she'd bang again, I'd be happy to help her bang to see if she wants to return to banging.

/would bang
//even without bangs
///bang bang bang
 
2013-05-11 09:02:16 AM  
Hawt...no matter what.
 
2013-05-11 09:06:16 AM  
Yeah, still hot, but I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.
 
2013-05-11 09:07:09 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-11 09:13:48 AM  
www.homemadedrugs.net www.bluecheddar.net  NEVER MIND
 
2013-05-11 09:14:57 AM  
So THAT'S how Clark Kent does it!
 
2013-05-11 09:15:23 AM  
I didn't need to see that first thing in the morning. RIP my hopes for a good weekend.
 
2013-05-11 09:16:45 AM  
merely attracted to her bangs legs, face, azz, bewbs, etc...

zooey-deschanel.us

/especially the legs- GODDAMN!!
 
2013-05-11 09:20:27 AM  
Hey guys, what's going on in hair?
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-05-11 09:20:57 AM  

Pep Streebeck: merely attracted to her bangs legs, face, azz, bewbs, etc...

[zooey-deschanel.us image 400x400]

/especially the legs- GODDAMN!!


Those are what I term "Dancer" legs and I love them.
 
2013-05-11 09:21:26 AM  
Hrm, subby you have a point.  Not that she isn't attractive without the bangs, but the bangs set her above the curve in terms of over all 'worst 20 seconds of her life'ness.
 
2013-05-11 09:23:47 AM  
I thought that men didn't pay much attention to a woman's hair unless they want something like a date or sex or trying to avoid being beaten on the head with a frying pan because she is moody and thinks that you don't notice her enough.  I might be wrong.
 
2013-05-11 09:27:21 AM  

Dahnkster: Hey guys, what's going on in hair?
[i.chzbgr.com image 500x500]


Oh lawd!

/pic just seems to scream for it to be said.
 
2013-05-11 09:29:03 AM  
www.coolmoviecaps.com
 
2013-05-11 09:35:09 AM  

eyeq360: I thought that men didn't pay much attention to a woman's hair unless they want something like a date or sex or trying to avoid being beaten on the head with a frying pan because she is moody and thinks that you don't notice her enough.  I might be wrong.


The bangs draw attention to her eyes, which are her best feature. Not that she isn't extremely attractive without them.

/The wife and I think she looks like Kristen Wiig without them.
 
2013-05-11 09:37:40 AM  
She's still hot.. she's just not recognizable as Zooey that way.
 
2013-05-11 09:41:36 AM  
Appropriate that "bangs" is past tense.
 
2013-05-11 10:14:57 AM  
I tried to not have bangs once. When you've got thick hair, it's a losing battle, you just end up brushing hair out of your eyes non-stop. And then, in a fit of rage, you chop bangs into their rightful place so you can stop feeling like a sheepdog and/or stopped being creeped out by seeing your own forehead.
 
2013-05-11 10:19:19 AM  
I'm still not convinced that's her.
 
2013-05-11 10:26:15 AM  
moffling.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-11 10:36:31 AM  

Spanky McStupid: doglover: Bangs or no, long hair is better than short.

[watikalemon.com image 735x1024]

Really?


Really.  If that little gamine had longer hair, you'd need fresh pants.

/ not that you don't already
 
2013-05-11 10:46:11 AM  
I prefer Emily, even if some asshole is banging her.
 
2013-05-11 10:51:02 AM  
I have the weirdest craving for some soup right about now.
 
2013-05-11 10:57:41 AM  
She's pretty, but SHE NEEDS TO STOP SINGING.
 
2013-05-11 11:03:02 AM  
I'm not a fan of fringes (aka bangs), and seeing her new look suits me just fine.
 
2013-05-11 11:04:39 AM  
As noted above, I'd totally go for her sister first, if given the chance at both.

That said, I'd still hit it.
 
2013-05-11 11:13:58 AM  
What bangs may look like:

www.joblo.com
 
2013-05-11 11:15:42 AM  
did she do anything about her mustache yet?
 
2013-05-11 11:15:51 AM  

Krieghund: I've never heard "bangs" used as a synonym for breasts before.


Damn, didn't see you there.
 
2013-05-11 11:17:23 AM  
I clearly have a type. I would take her, Alexis Bleidel (sp?), Emily Blunt, Katy Perry, Alison Brie or Erin Burnett and be Ok.
 
2013-05-11 11:18:05 AM  
I reject this Big Bangs Theory.
 
2013-05-11 11:19:02 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: FIVEHEAD ALERT


Came in to say this. The bangs pulled attention away from that forehead. She should take out ad-space.
 
2013-05-11 11:19:15 AM  
Her sister is hotter.
 
2013-05-11 11:23:39 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Her sister is hotter.


Only if you doused her in gasoline and lit a match.
 
2013-05-11 11:25:55 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Would still hit.

 
2013-05-11 11:26:24 AM  
www.nypost.com

Bang!
 
2013-05-11 11:32:54 AM  

1. Put snakes on plane: I'm finding her sister far more attractive now.


Especially since she got a little thicker after having a kid.
 
2013-05-11 11:37:14 AM  

luidprand: eyeq360: I thought that men didn't pay much attention to a woman's hair unless they want something like a date or sex or trying to avoid being beaten on the head with a frying pan because she is moody and thinks that you don't notice her enough.  I might be wrong.

The bangs draw attention to her eyes, which are her best feature. Not that she isn't extremely attractive without them.

/The wife and I think she looks like Kristen Wiig without them.


Would not be attractive without eyes, methinks.
 
2013-05-11 11:40:52 AM  

AMonkey'sUncle: luidprand: eyeq360: I thought that men didn't pay much attention to a woman's hair unless they want something like a date or sex or trying to avoid being beaten on the head with a frying pan because she is moody and thinks that you don't notice her enough.  I might be wrong.

The bangs draw attention to her eyes, which are her best feature. Not that she isn't extremely attractive without them.

/The wife and I think she looks like Kristen Wiig without them.

Would not be attractive without eyes, methinks.


To be fair, most women can't pull off the eyeless look

alembicdesign.com
 
2013-05-11 11:51:24 AM  
What bangs may look like:

cdn.uproxx.com

/lip bangs
 
2013-05-11 11:54:58 AM  

Temporal_Mechanic: What bangs may look like:

[cdn.uproxx.com image 500x700]

/lip bangs


What do you mean, Zooey Deschanel is a mammal?

/and why are you so scared of a little bit of hair?
 
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