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(The Sun)   The world's ex-fattest man is now eating up the publicity he's getting for posing in the nude, even though you can't see his meat and two veg (Warning: Copious amounts of eye bleach required before you click this link)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 143
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2013-05-11 05:29:46 AM
No way in hell am I clicking that.
 
2013-05-11 06:05:02 AM
Dammit. I clicked it. I need help.
 
2013-05-11 06:21:20 AM

Spad31: Dammit. I clicked it. I need help.


Go to the caturday thread, that might help.
 
2013-05-11 06:59:44 AM
How bad can it be?

*clicks*

*vomits*

I think that's enough internet for today.
 
2013-05-11 08:30:05 AM
s3.amazonaws.com
Now, imagine this but with human flesh.

/saved you the eye bleach
//now you need brain bleach
 
2013-05-11 08:31:17 AM
"Wedding tackle?"  The Brits are weird.
 
2013-05-11 08:42:25 AM
How many world's fattest people does Britain have? I can't believe they have someone fatter than America's fattest person.

We must not allow a lardass gap!
 
2013-05-11 08:46:11 AM

MorrisBird: "Wedding tackle?"  The Brits are weird.


Ha, came to make a comment about that phrase but was going to say they talked weird.
Hey, at least he kept his cup size , not everybody is so lucky.
 
2013-05-11 08:47:04 AM
He's melting
 
2013-05-11 08:49:27 AM
He lost 46 stone but gained 46 years.
 
2013-05-11 08:49:57 AM
Don't know where these people find the time/money/stamina to eat themselves to 700 pounds.

Mental and medical conditions must play factors, because at 40 pounds heavy, and although I carry it well, and the muscle keeps the fat largely in check,I feel like a whale somedays. I'm still really agile, but if I walk up two storeys of stairs(which I do if I ride the train, or am in certain tall buildings) I tend to get a little winded. My tits are trying to choke me out if I lay on my back.

Fortunately for me, I can't eat all that much. If I try to eat a whole BK whopper, I'm stuffed before I can finish that sucker.
 
2013-05-11 08:52:38 AM
His legs below the knees look like they're getting ready for amputation due to diabetes .
 
2013-05-11 08:53:40 AM
s22.postimg.org
 
2013-05-11 08:56:02 AM
Actually, not as horrible as i was expecting.
 
2013-05-11 08:58:22 AM
Jabba the WAT!?!?!
 
2013-05-11 09:04:16 AM

octopied: Don't know where these people find the time/money/stamina to eat themselves to 700 pounds.

Mental and medical conditions must play factors, because at 40 pounds heavy, and although I carry it well, and the muscle keeps the fat largely in check,I feel like a whale somedays. I'm still really agile, but if I walk up two storeys of stairs(which I do if I ride the train, or am in certain tall buildings) I tend to get a little winded. My tits are trying to choke me out if I lay on my back.

Fortunately for me, I can't eat all that much. If I try to eat a whole BK whopper, I'm stuffed before I can finish that sucker.


I learned that the super obese often carry up to 50lbs of poo inside their gut...50LBS OF POO!!!...at any given time.

/hork
 
2013-05-11 09:05:59 AM

Endive Wombat: octopied: Don't know where these people find the time/money/stamina to eat themselves to 700 pounds.

Mental and medical conditions must play factors, because at 40 pounds heavy, and although I carry it well, and the muscle keeps the fat largely in check,I feel like a whale somedays. I'm still really agile, but if I walk up two storeys of stairs(which I do if I ride the train, or am in certain tall buildings) I tend to get a little winded. My tits are trying to choke me out if I lay on my back.

Fortunately for me, I can't eat all that much. If I try to eat a whole BK whopper, I'm stuffed before I can finish that sucker.

I learned that the super obese often carry up to 50lbs of poo inside their gut...50LBS OF POO!!!...at any given time.

/hork


Nothing a little prune juice can't fix
 
2013-05-11 09:08:15 AM
There are  1172 Sick farks out there.
 
2013-05-11 09:09:42 AM
Arnold is looking better these day.
 
2013-05-11 09:12:45 AM
Why did that pic remind me of Hellraiser?
 
2013-05-11 09:13:02 AM
Dear. God.
 
2013-05-11 09:13:05 AM
img577.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-11 09:15:06 AM
Why did I click that?
 
2013-05-11 09:19:25 AM

weirdneighbour: MorrisBird: "Wedding tackle?"  The Brits are weird.

Ha, came to make a comment about that phrase but was going to say they talked weird.
Hey, at least he kept his cup size , not everybody is so lucky.


His meat and tubage?
twig and berries?
 
2013-05-11 09:19:45 AM
Not gonna happen dude .
 
2013-05-11 09:19:45 AM
g1b2i3.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-11 09:22:46 AM

Ennuipoet: [s3.amazonaws.com image 500x375]
Now, imagine this but with human flesh.

/saved you the eye bleach
//now you need brain bleach


jayreding.com
 
2013-05-11 09:26:45 AM
That reminds me... I need to go hand the laundry on the line...
 
2013-05-11 09:27:25 AM

WippitGuud: That reminds me... I need to go hand hang the laundry on the line...


FTFM
 
2013-05-11 09:29:36 AM
I sent it to everyone at work.  It was wonderful.
 
2013-05-11 09:36:05 AM
There isn't a single private surgeon that he can go to in order to get this done? It has to be paid for by the British taxpayer or he'll walk around like this forever?
 
2013-05-11 09:36:22 AM
That was so bizarre that I found it too abstract to be disgusting. It was like a man wearing a fleshy pashmina, and rocking it.
 
2013-05-11 09:37:56 AM
taimapedia.org
 
2013-05-11 09:37:59 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-11 09:40:42 AM

Branniganslaw: [taimapedia.org image 248x200]


eyeq360: [25.media.tumblr.com image 248x200]


no way, you guys must have called each other
 
2013-05-11 09:43:05 AM

fireside68: Endive Wombat: octopied: Don't know where these people find the time/money/stamina to eat themselves to 700 pounds.

Mental and medical conditions must play factors, because at 40 pounds heavy, and although I carry it well, and the muscle keeps the fat largely in check,I feel like a whale somedays. I'm still really agile, but if I walk up two storeys of stairs(which I do if I ride the train, or am in certain tall buildings) I tend to get a little winded. My tits are trying to choke me out if I lay on my back.

Fortunately for me, I can't eat all that much. If I try to eat a whole BK whopper, I'm stuffed before I can finish that sucker.

I learned that the super obese often carry up to 50lbs of poo inside their gut...50LBS OF POO!!!...at any given time.

/hork

Nothing a little prune juice tree orchard can't fix



Oh, and a mop for wiping the but cheeks afterwards.

Ohhhh...... wait, there are likely numerous butt cheek flaps back there. How does he know he's getting all of them???
 
2013-05-11 09:44:57 AM
dammit. I clicked.
 
2013-05-11 09:46:03 AM

weirdneighbour: Branniganslaw: [taimapedia.org image 248x200]

eyeq360: [25.media.tumblr.com image 248x200]

no way, you guys must have called each other


Nope.  Don't know Brannigslaw.  Not an alt of any kind.  Totally coincidental near-simulpost.  And the whole NOPE meme and associated GIFs are pretty much standard and much used these days.
 
2013-05-11 09:46:51 AM

AbbeySomeone: dammit. I clicked.


Me too....I need a hug...
 
2013-05-11 09:48:02 AM

FARK rebel soldier: [el-patio.se image 500x292]
If you look closely, you can still find his big toe down there. (And supposedly extra eyes and teeth athough I don't see it.)


WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
 
2013-05-11 09:51:26 AM

BubbaJones: FARK rebel soldier: [el-patio.se image 500x292]
If you look closely, you can still find his big toe down there. (And supposedly extra eyes and teeth athough I don't see it.)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!


Let me tell you about the effects of a bite from the Brazilian Wandering Spider in semi-graphic detail and the possible consequences if you don't get treatment early enough.
HINT: It involves penile gangrene.
 
2013-05-11 09:56:34 AM
I wonder how much The Sun would have paid him for the rights to his pictures?  Maybe enough to get a skinectomy?
 
2013-05-11 09:58:49 AM

eyeq360: weirdneighbour: Branniganslaw: [taimapedia.org image 248x200]

eyeq360: [25.media.tumblr.com image 248x200]

no way, you guys must have called each other

Nope.  Don't know Brannigslaw.  Not an alt of any kind.  Totally coincidental near-simulpost.  And the whole NOPE meme and associated GIFs are pretty much standard and much used these days.


Yeah, was just ragging, but was closest near-simulpost I have seen
 
2013-05-11 09:59:50 AM

weirdneighbour: Branniganslaw: [taimapedia.org image 248x200]

eyeq360: [25.media.tumblr.com image 248x200]

no way, you guys must have called each other


I just assume that's how most simulposts occur.
 
2013-05-11 10:02:44 AM
I do not think he could have reached around to properly clean himself...how unhealthy.
 
2013-05-11 10:04:12 AM
At first I thought 72st was a typo, and he was the world's 72nd fattest man.

It's been that kind of morning.
 
2013-05-11 10:11:40 AM
DNRTFA. Came here for hot eye bleach, leaving vomiting-- thanks FARK Rebel Soldier.
 
2013-05-11 10:20:43 AM

Branniganslaw: [taimapedia.org image 248x200]


eyeq360: [25.media.tumblr.com image 248x200]


Fark is a very strange simulpostey place sometimes. Almost as if there was some sort of collective subconscious. A dark and scary subconscious.
 
2013-05-11 10:22:40 AM

boyd1031: I do not think he could have reached around to properly clean himself...how unhealthy.


Rag on a stick.
 
2013-05-11 10:27:41 AM
I think that must be the most depressing part of being morbidly obese. You know that even if you lose a shiat ton of weight, you are still going to look like a deflated elephant. And even if you find a really good surgeon, and some way to pay for it, after multiple painful and risky surgeries, you are going to be slightly less wrinkly and heavily scarred.

I am thankful every day that whatever snaps in someone's head and makes them eat their way to becoming literally one with the couch didn't happen in my head. Plz, FSM, that it never does.

yes I mean literally. Was a fark thread.
 
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