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(NW Florida Daily News)   Man arrested for stealing bedsheets from a Walmart says his home has bedbugs and he was only doing it for his children. He's Florida's equivalent of Jean Valjean   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 17
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2013-05-11 02:57:28 AM
Even if he's telling the truth clean sheets aren't going to do him any good unless the bedbugs have been exterminated.
 
2013-05-11 08:30:56 AM
Charge him for the lice. Extra for the mice. 2 percent for looking in the mirror twice.
 
2013-05-11 09:02:02 AM
You would think he'd be stealing bug spray.
 
2013-05-11 09:13:45 AM
Wal-Mart's non stop free publicity campaign knows no boundaries.
 
2013-05-11 09:18:31 AM

Odoriferous Queef: You would think he'd be stealing bug spray.


Nobody is claiming he is smart.
 
2013-05-11 09:32:14 AM
Okaloosa County Florida?  He probably needed them for a Klan rally.

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Across the street from Walmart with a large confederate flag flying daily. Original image can be seen in same newspaper mullet wrapper or on Stormfront. The editorials read exactly the same in either publication.
 
2013-05-11 09:59:35 AM
Man arrested for stealing bedsheets from a Walmart says sings his home has bedbugs and he was only doing it for his children. He's Florida's equivalent of Jean Valjean

/ftfs
 
2013-05-11 10:17:25 AM

Dahnkster: Okaloosa County Florida?  He probably needed them for a Klan rally.

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Across the street from Walmart with a large confederate flag flying daily. Original image can be seen in same newspaper mullet wrapper or on Stormfront. The editorials read exactly the same in either publication.


It's part of "LA," as in "Lower Alabama."
 
2013-05-11 11:06:50 AM
In his defense, the sheets were way overpriced. $246.01.
 
2013-05-11 12:23:27 PM

antisocialworker: In his defense, the sheets were way overpriced. $246.01.


What you did there...I see it.
 
2013-05-11 12:56:39 PM
Your children will be proud.
 
2013-05-11 12:59:22 PM
One sheet more!
Another day, another larceny.
This never-ending quest to be bug-free;
The pests who nightly on me fed
Will not be in a new bedspread!
 
2013-05-11 01:33:32 PM

Thurston Howell: One sheet more!
Another day, another larceny.
This never-ending quest to be bug-free;
The pests who nightly on me fed
Will not be in a new bedspread!


lulz
 
2013-05-11 02:13:56 PM

antisocialworker: In his defense, the sheets were way overpriced. $246.01.


It's a pity the law doesn't allow me to be merciful.
 
2013-05-11 03:55:47 PM
If that was true then settle back and prepare for this guy to go on and on making every decision in life through his personal conversation with God.
 
2013-05-11 06:35:38 PM
Changing the sheets wont do jack, you need to get a new mattress and quite possibly new carpet as well.  Bed bugs are damn near impossible to get rid of.
 
2013-05-12 07:58:34 PM
There is a castle on a cloud
I like to go there when I sleep
No more bugs to bite and torment me
Not in my castle on a cloud

There is a bedsheet, fresh and white
wraps me in cotton, blended right
it's nice to see and it's soft to touch
it says, "Cozette, I'll help you sleep so much."
 
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