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(Peninsula Daily News)   You have a spat with your neighbors. Do you: C) take a GIANT FARKING BULLDOZER and knock down their house (and another house, and power to about a thousand people)   (peninsuladailynews.com) divider line 18
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2013-05-10 09:40:15 PM
5 votes:

MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.


Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

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2013-05-10 10:48:36 PM
3 votes:
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2013-05-11 02:37:11 AM
2 votes:

The Martian Manhandler: I'd like to see a bulldozer that farks giants.


Move of an ATV but...

pics.imcdb.org
2013-05-11 12:38:36 AM
2 votes:
Wait, this wasn't in Israel?  Well fark, lock that scumbag up, bulldozing houses is a terrible thing to do.
2013-05-11 12:27:50 AM
2 votes:

odinsposse: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

I'm sure nobody on here right now has a problem with getting drunk enough. We just don't have easy access to heavy construction equipment. Nor should we.


csb:
Back in the misty deeps of time, some buddies of mine in high school were abroad on a boring summer evening and we stumbled on a construction site--where the keys were left in a backhoe.  The lot was full of debris and crap from the old grocery store that was being torn down.  We beat the everloving crap out of some abandoned grocery carts with the shovel end, until the sirens were heard.  Nothing ever came of the episode, except for one of my friends who mounted and displayed "the ears and the tail" of a mangled cart to remind us.
/csb
2013-05-11 12:14:44 AM
2 votes:
This is why I have Arthur Dent mannequins posted at all house corners, It actually works! My house has yet to be destroyed. *sips lager*
2013-05-10 09:32:23 PM
2 votes:
Did he live next door to Arthur Dent?
2013-05-11 11:32:37 AM
1 votes:
Hey. if you're gonna dream, dream BIG

realitypod.com

Sure, it's slow as Hell, but you could do some serious damage with it
2013-05-11 09:08:17 AM
1 votes:
HindiDiscoMonster:
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That Bugs Bunny cartoon makes me cry with laughter whenever I watch it.

"Grab a fence post, hold it tight.
Whomp your partner with all your might..."

/end threadjack
2013-05-11 05:48:49 AM
1 votes:

jimmythrust: Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.

I always found it interesting while I lived over a decade in the Pacific Northwest that the rednecks there were redneckier than the rednecks I grew up with in Indiana. Rednecks.

/Washington, Oregon, and Idaho have BFE areas that would make Alabamans weep with envy


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2013-05-11 03:48:38 AM
1 votes:
It was like:
[ ] something out of a movie
[ ] a bomb went off
[x] a war zone

"It was like a war zone," said a neighbor.
2013-05-11 02:44:05 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Isnt Idaho the one that had the big Nazi compound?


Yeah I think it's called Eastern Washington.
2013-05-11 02:20:21 AM
1 votes:

MurphyMurphy: Good fences make good neighbors.


www.strijdbewijs.nl
2013-05-11 12:34:16 AM
1 votes:
damnit Israel, try talking your problems out.
2013-05-11 12:34:13 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Gyrfalcon: NewportBarGuy: MurphyMurphy: If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Truth!

And yes again.

Fark fences, lay landmines.


Moat with mines and sharks is the only way. And a castle with proper stone walls.... With gun turrets and misses.. and *fap fap fap fap fap*
2013-05-11 12:22:56 AM
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.


Yes, except I always dream of using a tank like that guy in 1995.

Only without getting it hung up on a concrete median. Or getting shot to death by the cops... at least, not before crushing all my enemies.

/why yes, I do hold festering grudges, why do you ask?
//you have to do an awful lot, or something seriously bad, to get on my festering grudge list.
///none of you are on it. Yet.
/V slashies are suddenly so much more ominous.
2013-05-10 08:44:18 PM
1 votes:
Only when I can't find a crane with a wrecking ball.
2013-05-10 08:36:59 PM
1 votes:
Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.
 
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