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(Peninsula Daily News)   You have a spat with your neighbors. Do you: C) take a GIANT FARKING BULLDOZER and knock down their house (and another house, and power to about a thousand people)   (peninsuladailynews.com) divider line 22
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2013-05-10 09:40:15 PM  
4 votes:

MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.


Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

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2013-05-11 01:21:07 AM  
2 votes:

squibbits: So a guy bulldozes houses on a rampage and gets booked for mischief, but a dumb kid who didn't really do anything but have a few bottles of gasoline, old pipes with bolts and nuts in them and a few guns that didn't do anything is a "terrorist"?


WTF?


It's all about motive. If you bulldoze a house for purely personal revenge and petty meanness = "mischief" or at worst "vandalism" but if you bulldozed the same house with the same bulldozer FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH = terrorism. In the same way if Joe Smith has bottles of gasoline and pipe bombs = nutjob but if Aasif Ramadan has bottles of gasoline and pipe bombs = mujahideen out to kill us all and make America into an Islamist paradise.

See how it works?
2013-05-11 12:38:36 AM  
2 votes:
Wait, this wasn't in Israel?  Well fark, lock that scumbag up, bulldozing houses is a terrible thing to do.
2013-05-11 12:36:45 AM  
2 votes:
Can we please ban these headlines that only have option C?
2013-05-11 12:26:36 AM  
2 votes:

UsikFark: Mock26: This is why you should always have a basement.

So that the bulldozer gets stuck, the treads rip open the utility junction, and your house explodes?


If my house was going to be destroyed anyway, then take the farker out, too.
2013-05-10 09:24:12 PM  
2 votes:
www.peninsuladailynews.com

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.
2013-05-11 10:54:38 AM  
1 votes:
If your neighbor knows how to drive a dozer, be nice... Just be nice.
2013-05-11 10:10:10 AM  
1 votes:
Port Angeles? Running a bulldozer over it would improve property values.
2013-05-11 09:08:17 AM  
1 votes:
HindiDiscoMonster:
[media.tumblr.com image 500x359]

That Bugs Bunny cartoon makes me cry with laughter whenever I watch it.

"Grab a fence post, hold it tight.
Whomp your partner with all your might..."

/end threadjack
2013-05-11 05:48:49 AM  
1 votes:

jimmythrust: Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.

I always found it interesting while I lived over a decade in the Pacific Northwest that the rednecks there were redneckier than the rednecks I grew up with in Indiana. Rednecks.

/Washington, Oregon, and Idaho have BFE areas that would make Alabamans weep with envy


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2013-05-11 03:48:38 AM  
1 votes:
It was like:
[ ] something out of a movie
[ ] a bomb went off
[x] a war zone

"It was like a war zone," said a neighbor.
2013-05-11 02:55:06 AM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.


And do you know what is going to happen to your father now?
He's going to fall asleep every night not wondering whether he did the right thing.
He's not going to have the image of some mentally ill person's bullet riddled face begging to live as he lay dying, permanently engraved in his psyche .

I wish your father well, because you sure don't.

The only "goblin" in this situation is you.
2013-05-11 02:37:11 AM  
1 votes:

The Martian Manhandler: I'd like to see a bulldozer that farks giants.


Move of an ATV but...

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2013-05-11 02:28:40 AM  
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.


I always found it interesting while I lived over a decade in the Pacific Northwest that the rednecks there were redneckier than the rednecks I grew up with in Indiana. Rednecks.

/Washington, Oregon, and Idaho have BFE areas that would make Alabamans weep with envy
2013-05-11 01:39:57 AM  
1 votes:
My old man was there evacuating people from the houses as this lunatic attacked.  He called me a couple hours afterwards to let me know he was ok.

From what he said the goblin was screaming and raving nonsense as he went through the houses.  Farking PA.  What a shiathole.
2013-05-11 01:24:21 AM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

APPROVES


I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.
2013-05-11 12:51:19 AM  
1 votes:
So a guy bulldozes houses on a rampage and gets booked for mischief, but a dumb kid who didn't really do anything but have a few bottles of gasoline, old pipes with bolts and nuts in them and a few guns that didn't do anything is a "terrorist"?


WTF?
2013-05-11 12:37:17 AM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

Id rather have something faster, and with some weapons. And a metal hockey mask.


I'm more of the type that plays "Lambs". If you can't end up eating their liver, or feeding them to hogs you're not trying hard enough.
2013-05-11 12:34:06 AM  
1 votes:

The Martian Manhandler: I'd like to see a bulldozer that farks giants.


Rule 34
2013-05-11 12:22:56 AM  
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.


Yes, except I always dream of using a tank like that guy in 1995.

Only without getting it hung up on a concrete median. Or getting shot to death by the cops... at least, not before crushing all my enemies.

/why yes, I do hold festering grudges, why do you ask?
//you have to do an awful lot, or something seriously bad, to get on my festering grudge list.
///none of you are on it. Yet.
/V slashies are suddenly so much more ominous.
2013-05-11 12:19:07 AM  
1 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.


I'm sure nobody on here right now has a problem with getting drunk enough. We just don't have easy access to heavy construction equipment. Nor should we.
2013-05-10 07:11:30 PM  
1 votes:
Made his point, didn't he?
 
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