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(Peninsula Daily News)   You have a spat with your neighbors. Do you: C) take a GIANT FARKING BULLDOZER and knock down their house (and another house, and power to about a thousand people)   (peninsuladailynews.com) divider line 128
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2013-05-11 12:51:56 AM  

giftedmadness: Can we please ban these headlines that only have option C?


You must be new here.

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2013-05-11 12:56:16 AM  

MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.


WUT?
 
2013-05-11 12:59:52 AM  

doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!


Hehe You said dick hehehehe
 
2013-05-11 01:03:35 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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CAME FOR KILLDOZER
LEAVING DOZED
 
2013-05-11 01:05:41 AM  

MountainClimber: WillofJ2: What is a bulldozer like logging machine

[www.colheitademadeira.com.br image 700x424]


That looks like it would be more then efficient in taking out a trailer
 
2013-05-11 01:06:02 AM  
Let no man say he wouldn't want to drunk it up and master the Bagger 288!

http://rathergood.com/bagger288

/oblig
 
2013-05-11 01:06:27 AM  

doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

[media.dcentertainment.com image 576x365]


showbizgeek.com
 
2013-05-11 01:17:05 AM  
Where did the skidder go? It's not in the picture.
 
2013-05-11 01:21:07 AM  

squibbits: So a guy bulldozes houses on a rampage and gets booked for mischief, but a dumb kid who didn't really do anything but have a few bottles of gasoline, old pipes with bolts and nuts in them and a few guns that didn't do anything is a "terrorist"?


WTF?


It's all about motive. If you bulldoze a house for purely personal revenge and petty meanness = "mischief" or at worst "vandalism" but if you bulldozed the same house with the same bulldozer FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH = terrorism. In the same way if Joe Smith has bottles of gasoline and pipe bombs = nutjob but if Aasif Ramadan has bottles of gasoline and pipe bombs = mujahideen out to kill us all and make America into an Islamist paradise.

See how it works?
 
2013-05-11 01:24:21 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.
 
2013-05-11 01:27:44 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

[media.dcentertainment.com image 576x365]

[showbizgeek.com image 313x279]


cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2013-05-11 01:28:18 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Or did you mean the douche who stole a tank from the San Diego Armory and went on a joyride down the freeway? The answer to that is to steal one that is armed...


And know how to steer.  The tank guy got himself stuck.  (Hint:  While a tank is very good at dealing with most obstacles it can't drive down the concrete dividers they put between the two sides of a highway.  The treads do you no good when they're in the air.)
 
2013-05-11 01:32:47 AM  

brimed03: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

Yes, except I always dream of using a tank like that guy in 1995.

Only without getting it hung up on a concrete median. Or getting shot to death by the cops... at least, not before crushing all my enemies.

/why yes, I do hold festering grudges, why do you ask?
//you have to do an awful lot, or something seriously bad, to get on my festering grudge list.
///none of you are on it. Yet.
/V slashies are suddenly so much more ominous.


fark your grudge list! fark it to HELL!
 
2013-05-11 01:34:36 AM  

doglover: jebusfreak: Damn, I really think the guy whose house got bulldozed could use a bottle of Tylenol right about now.

Why would you add injury to insult like that?

Dude needs a beer.


Dude needs to have a little fun.

i43.tinypic.com

/Or beer.
//One or the other.
 
2013-05-11 01:37:26 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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The first time I saw that picture I thought it was from a movie, it was just too out there to be real.
 
2013-05-11 01:39:57 AM  
My old man was there evacuating people from the houses as this lunatic attacked.  He called me a couple hours afterwards to let me know he was ok.

From what he said the goblin was screaming and raving nonsense as he went through the houses.  Farking PA.  What a shiathole.
 
2013-05-11 01:50:07 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Farking PA


This was in PA an no one shot the guy? Weird.
 
2013-05-11 01:51:09 AM  
Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.
 
2013-05-11 01:53:01 AM  

Bob_Sled: Where did the skidder go?

www.freewebs.com
 
2013-05-11 01:53:47 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: My old man was there evacuating people from the houses as this lunatic attacked.  He called me a couple hours afterwards to let me know he was ok.

From what he said the goblin was screaming and raving nonsense as he went through the houses.  Farking PA.  What a shiathole.


Now you've gone and ruined it all for me.  I thought this would be a fun thread about knocking down houses of neighbors who annoy us.

Don't we all dream of that?
 
2013-05-11 01:56:16 AM  

doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.


PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.
 
2013-05-11 01:58:10 AM  

MadMattressMack: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.


Suppressed? Hardly. It was everywhere for a while. It's just been superceded by other, more timely nutjobs.

Also, it turned out very badly in the end. It wasn't as funny as people would like to think: The guy killed himself, most of the places he destroyed wound up going out of business, and the people never did recover, and when all was said and done, the town never really got over his petty rampage. A lot of good people were hurt because of one man's temper tantrum.
 
2013-05-11 02:05:21 AM  

doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

[media.dcentertainment.com image 576x365]


Wait, why did you use a picture of Tim? Is this a joke I'm missing or something

/Tim IS best Robin though
 
2013-05-11 02:06:02 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.


Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.
 
2013-05-11 02:07:21 AM  

TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.


He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.
 
2013-05-11 02:13:42 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.


And the whole thing ended without any loss of life.
Why do you wish the trauma of killing someone upon your father?

Isn't there some douche bag on AM talk radio you could be listening to right now?
 
2013-05-11 02:20:21 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Good fences make good neighbors.


www.strijdbewijs.nl
 
2013-05-11 02:24:01 AM  

Gyrfalcon: squibbits: So a guy bulldozes houses on a rampage and gets booked for mischief, but a dumb kid who didn't really do anything but have a few bottles of gasoline, old pipes with bolts and nuts in them and a few guns that didn't do anything is a "terrorist"?


WTF?

It's all about motive. If you bulldoze a house for purely personal revenge and petty meanness = "mischief" or at worst "vandalism" but if you bulldozed the same house with the same bulldozer FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH = terrorism. In the same way if Joe Smith has bottles of gasoline and pipe bombs = nutjob but if Aasif Ramadan has bottles of gasoline and pipe bombs = mujahideen out to kill us all and make America into an Islamist paradise.

See how it works?


Political motivation is part of terrorism laws, but so is non-political intent to put someone in imminent fear of death or severe bodily harm.  In other words, terrorism can be personal.
 
2013-05-11 02:28:40 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.


I always found it interesting while I lived over a decade in the Pacific Northwest that the rednecks there were redneckier than the rednecks I grew up with in Indiana. Rednecks.

/Washington, Oregon, and Idaho have BFE areas that would make Alabamans weep with envy
 
2013-05-11 02:30:55 AM  
Yes
 
2013-05-11 02:35:43 AM  

Loren: And know how to steer. The tank guy got himself stuck. (Hint: While a tank is very good at dealing with most obstacles it can't drive down the concrete dividers they put between the two sides of a highway. The treads do you no good when they're in the air.)


I think some GI in Germany took a tank out for a ride and drove it off a narrow bridge and drowned.

Goggled: Seems like unauthorized use of tanks is a common problem.
 
2013-05-11 02:37:11 AM  

The Martian Manhandler: I'd like to see a bulldozer that farks giants.


Move of an ATV but...

pics.imcdb.org
 
2013-05-11 02:40:43 AM  

jimmythrust: Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.

I always found it interesting while I lived over a decade in the Pacific Northwest that the rednecks there were redneckier than the rednecks I grew up with in Indiana. Rednecks.

/Washington, Oregon, and Idaho have BFE areas that would make Alabamans weep with envy


Isnt Idaho the one that had the big Nazi compound?
 
2013-05-11 02:42:09 AM  

I Like Bread: (D) Kiss them upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat


Damn you!
 
2013-05-11 02:44:05 AM  

Oldiron_79: Isnt Idaho the one that had the big Nazi compound?


Yeah I think it's called Eastern Washington.
 
2013-05-11 02:48:53 AM  
OH GOD. THE THERMOSTAT HAS BECOME SELF AWARE!

THIS IS HOW MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE STARTED!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-11 02:48:56 AM  
There are few problems in life that cant be solved by a trip to the equipment rental store and a D9 with a full tank.
 
2013-05-11 02:49:15 AM  
Lie down in front of bulldozer. Wait. Wait.
 
2013-05-11 02:52:47 AM  

MadMattressMack: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.


"Killdozer" was a 1974 TV movie starring Clint Walker.  Someone in the media probably remember it. Bad movies are sometimes hard to forget. Ya, I remember it.
Git offa my lawn!
 
2013-05-11 02:55:06 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.


And do you know what is going to happen to your father now?
He's going to fall asleep every night not wondering whether he did the right thing.
He's not going to have the image of some mentally ill person's bullet riddled face begging to live as he lay dying, permanently engraved in his psyche .

I wish your father well, because you sure don't.

The only "goblin" in this situation is you.
 
2013-05-11 03:00:35 AM  

Shadow Blasko: There are few problems in life that cant be solved by a trip to the equipment rental store and a D9 with a full tank.


The lack of being a prison biatch being chief among them?
 
2013-05-11 03:01:14 AM  
In case anything happens to your neighbors' house that's bulldozer- or fire-related, it's best if you're out of town in a well-documented manner and not driving any bulldozer-like equipment.

Just sayin'.
 
2013-05-11 03:01:21 AM  

gibbon1: Oldiron_79: Isnt Idaho the one that had the big Nazi compound?

Yeah I think it's called Eastern Washington.


http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-report/browse-all -i ssues/2012/winter/aryan-nations-redux
 
2013-05-11 03:19:29 AM  
Damn, there too? I thought this was an isolated incident.

http://kfor.com/2013/05/09/farmer-rams-new-homes-with-tractor/
 
2013-05-11 03:37:57 AM  

MadMattressMack: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.


Thankfully nothing's obscure on Fark.
 
2013-05-11 03:39:36 AM  

Gyrfalcon: MadMattressMack: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.

Suppressed? Hardly. It was everywhere for a while. It's just been superceded by other, more timely nutjobs.

Also, it turned out very badly in the end. It wasn't as funny as people would like to think: The guy killed himself, most of the places he destroyed wound up going out of business, and the people never did recover, and when all was said and done, the town never really got over his petty rampage. A lot of good people were hurt because of one man's temper tantrum.


So, not unlike the Iraq war then? I keed! I keed! (Not really.)
 
2013-05-11 03:48:38 AM  
It was like:
[ ] something out of a movie
[ ] a bomb went off
[x] a war zone

"It was like a war zone," said a neighbor.
 
2013-05-11 04:15:14 AM  

doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

[media.dcentertainment.com image 576x365]


that's Tim Drake, not dick

/pedant
 
2013-05-11 04:21:15 AM  
<p><b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7745310/84147218#c84147218" target="_blank">TommyymmoT</a>:</b> <i>Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

And do you know what is going to happen to your father now?
He's going to fall asleep every night not wondering whether he did the right thing.
He's not going to have the image of some mentally ill person's bullet riddled face begging to live as he lay dying, permanently engraved in his psyche .

I wish your father well, because you sure don't.

The only "goblin" in this situation is you.</i>

</p>

*got_a_badass_over_here.jpg*

The obvious issue is that someone who is willing to rampage and kill many people with heavy machinery might not be willing to go quietly. They might be armed or have a plan B up their sleeve. We must realize the possibility that Obama hasn't taken his gun yet.

Do you risk dozens of lives to "do the right thing" or do you end the situation on the spot?

/This is a rhetorical question because half of FARK would find someplace peaceful to navel gaze while others worked to resolve the problem.
 
2013-05-11 05:18:02 AM  

KrispyKritter: people get upset about fences or shrubs here & there. but property lines are clearly stated on documents you receive when you buy your home. you can also get a copy at the proper office in a county seat building. no need to get all bulldozery.


The rest is accurate, but property lines are improperly drawn more often than you might think.

/real estate lawyer
//has seen easements on file at the Registry of Deeds written in PENCIL
///think about it
 
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