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(Peninsula Daily News)   You have a spat with your neighbors. Do you: C) take a GIANT FARKING BULLDOZER and knock down their house (and another house, and power to about a thousand people)   (peninsuladailynews.com) divider line 128
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2013-05-10 07:11:30 PM  
Made his point, didn't he?
 
2013-05-10 08:23:49 PM  
Yes?
 
2013-05-10 08:36:59 PM  
Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.
 
2013-05-10 08:44:18 PM  
Only when I can't find a crane with a wrecking ball.
 
2013-05-10 09:24:12 PM  
www.peninsuladailynews.com

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.
 
2013-05-10 09:30:46 PM  

MurphyMurphy: If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.


Truth!
 
2013-05-10 09:32:23 PM  
Did he live next door to Arthur Dent?
 
2013-05-10 09:40:15 PM  

MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.


Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

media.dcentertainment.com
 
2013-05-10 10:28:43 PM  
Unexpected accomplice
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-10 10:48:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

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2013-05-11 12:12:50 AM  

NewportBarGuy: MurphyMurphy: If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Truth!


And yes again.
 
2013-05-11 12:14:11 AM  
Killdozer 2 electric boogaloo
 
2013-05-11 12:14:44 AM  
This is why I have Arthur Dent mannequins posted at all house corners, It actually works! My house has yet to be destroyed. *sips lager*
 
2013-05-11 12:15:08 AM  
Sounds like a good idea.
 
2013-05-11 12:16:10 AM  

MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.


Good fences mean good neighbors more horsepower is needed to knock them down.
 
2013-05-11 12:16:29 AM  
This is why you should always have a basement.
 
2013-05-11 12:18:51 AM  

Mock26: This is why you should always have a basement.


So that the bulldozer gets stuck, the treads rip open the utility junction, and your house explodes?
 
2013-05-11 12:19:07 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.


I'm sure nobody on here right now has a problem with getting drunk enough. We just don't have easy access to heavy construction equipment. Nor should we.
 
2013-05-11 12:19:14 AM  
I'd like to see a bulldozer that farks giants.
 
2013-05-11 12:22:56 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.


Yes, except I always dream of using a tank like that guy in 1995.

Only without getting it hung up on a concrete median. Or getting shot to death by the cops... at least, not before crushing all my enemies.

/why yes, I do hold festering grudges, why do you ask?
//you have to do an awful lot, or something seriously bad, to get on my festering grudge list.
///none of you are on it. Yet.
/V slashies are suddenly so much more ominous.
 
2013-05-11 12:23:20 AM  

odinsposse: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

I'm sure nobody on here right now has a problem with getting drunk enough. We just don't have easy access to heavy construction equipment. Nor should we.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/14/cops-drunken-man-steals-ste am roller_n_876293.html
 
2013-05-11 12:24:07 AM  

odinsposse: I'm sure nobody on here right now has a problem with getting drunk enough. We just don't have easy access to heavy construction equipment. Nor should we.

Oh really now.... actually you are right I will sleep it off before ututilzing the supercrane
/demolition dreams
 
2013-05-11 12:26:14 AM  
Whoa. Asshole./
 
2013-05-11 12:26:36 AM  

UsikFark: Mock26: This is why you should always have a basement.

So that the bulldozer gets stuck, the treads rip open the utility junction, and your house explodes?


If my house was going to be destroyed anyway, then take the farker out, too.
 
2013-05-11 12:27:50 AM  

odinsposse: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

I'm sure nobody on here right now has a problem with getting drunk enough. We just don't have easy access to heavy construction equipment. Nor should we.


csb:
Back in the misty deeps of time, some buddies of mine in high school were abroad on a boring summer evening and we stumbled on a construction site--where the keys were left in a backhoe.  The lot was full of debris and crap from the old grocery store that was being torn down.  We beat the everloving crap out of some abandoned grocery carts with the shovel end, until the sirens were heard.  Nothing ever came of the episode, except for one of my friends who mounted and displayed "the ears and the tail" of a mangled cart to remind us.
/csb
 
2013-05-11 12:28:58 AM  

brimed03: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

Yes, except I always dream of using a tank like that guy in 1995.

Only without getting it hung up on a concrete median. Or getting shot to death by the cops... at least, not before crushing all my enemies.

/why yes, I do hold festering grudges, why do you ask?
//you have to do an awful lot, or something seriously bad, to get on my festering grudge list.
///none of you are on it. Yet.
/V slashies are suddenly so much more ominous.


He didn't get shot to death by the cops. He built his tank too good for that. He got trapped inside, and killed himself, and it took them another half-hour to cut their way inside.

Or did you mean the douche who stole a tank from the San Diego Armory and went on a joyride down the freeway? The answer to that is to steal one that is armed...
 
2013-05-11 12:29:15 AM  
Damn, I really think the guy whose house got bulldozed could use a bottle of Tylenol right about now.
 
2013-05-11 12:29:49 AM  

Gyrfalcon: NewportBarGuy: MurphyMurphy: If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Truth!

And yes again.


Fark fences, lay landmines.
 
2013-05-11 12:30:05 AM  

jebusfreak: Damn, I really think the guy whose house got bulldozed could use a bottle of Tylenol right about now.


Why would you add injury to insult like that?

Dude needs a beer.
 
2013-05-11 12:32:05 AM  
Tantrum Boy Shall Triumph Over All!!!
 
2013-05-11 12:32:13 AM  
Shouldn't this be over on the Politics thread?
 
2013-05-11 12:33:42 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.


Id rather have something faster, and with some weapons. And a metal hockey mask.
 
2013-05-11 12:33:54 AM  
Either A) this guy is a whack-job off his meds, or B) the neighbors deserved it.
 
2013-05-11 12:34:06 AM  

The Martian Manhandler: I'd like to see a bulldozer that farks giants.


Rule 34
 
2013-05-11 12:34:13 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Gyrfalcon: NewportBarGuy: MurphyMurphy: If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Truth!

And yes again.

Fark fences, lay landmines.


Moat with mines and sharks is the only way. And a castle with proper stone walls.... With gun turrets and misses.. and *fap fap fap fap fap*
 
2013-05-11 12:34:16 AM  
damnit Israel, try talking your problems out.
 
2013-05-11 12:36:45 AM  
Can we please ban these headlines that only have option C?
 
2013-05-11 12:37:17 AM  

Oldiron_79: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

Id rather have something faster, and with some weapons. And a metal hockey mask.


I'm more of the type that plays "Lambs". If you can't end up eating their liver, or feeding them to hogs you're not trying hard enough.
 
2013-05-11 12:37:33 AM  
A man in the village where my family used to live went through an unhappy divorce and cut their little house in half with a chain saw.

Here! Take your half and go!

I think he also did the furniture.

People do stupid things when they are angry.
 
2013-05-11 12:38:10 AM  
There are much better pix than the link -- including the mangled Ford 250, an almost new truck that's crunched.  Video

The wife tonight: "Does our insurance cover an event like this?"
"Hell if I know  Our insurer would probably declare it an Act of God."
 
2013-05-11 12:38:30 AM  
Well I hope the asshole enjoyed himself. Because by the time the lawsuits are done he'll be lucky to own a cardboard box to sleep in.
 
2013-05-11 12:38:36 AM  
Wait, this wasn't in Israel?  Well fark, lock that scumbag up, bulldozing houses is a terrible thing to do.
 
2013-05-11 12:39:29 AM  
people get upset about fences or shrubs here & there. but property lines are clearly stated on documents you receive when you buy your home. you can also get a copy at the proper office in a county seat building. no need to get all bulldozery.
 
2013-05-11 12:40:08 AM  
What is a bulldozer like logging machine
 
2013-05-11 12:42:01 AM  
Pennsylvania News Daily ... fire your web staff immediately. That is one of the ugliest web sites I've seen.

And yellow iron ... we must immediately confiscate all yellow iron. For the churlden.
 
2013-05-11 12:44:41 AM  

Point02GPA: Oldiron_79: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

Id rather have something faster, and with some weapons. And a metal hockey mask.

I'm more of the type that plays "Lambs". If you can't end up eating their liver, or feeding them to hogs you're not trying hard enough.


Well on slow make the person dissapear stuff Im kinda partial to keeping them in a pit in the basement and making a skin suit out of them.

It puts the lotion on its skin.
 
2013-05-11 12:49:32 AM  

WillofJ2: What is a bulldozer like logging machine


www.colheitademadeira.com.br
 
2013-05-11 12:50:08 AM  
(D) Kiss them upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
 
2013-05-11 12:51:19 AM  
So a guy bulldozes houses on a rampage and gets booked for mischief, but a dumb kid who didn't really do anything but have a few bottles of gasoline, old pipes with bolts and nuts in them and a few guns that didn't do anything is a "terrorist"?


WTF?
 
2013-05-11 12:51:25 AM  
Putt...Putt...Putt

orcz.com
 
2013-05-11 12:51:56 AM  

giftedmadness: Can we please ban these headlines that only have option C?


You must be new here.

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2013-05-11 12:56:16 AM  

MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.


WUT?
 
2013-05-11 12:59:52 AM  

doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!


Hehe You said dick hehehehe
 
2013-05-11 01:03:35 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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CAME FOR KILLDOZER
LEAVING DOZED
 
2013-05-11 01:05:41 AM  

MountainClimber: WillofJ2: What is a bulldozer like logging machine

[www.colheitademadeira.com.br image 700x424]


That looks like it would be more then efficient in taking out a trailer
 
2013-05-11 01:06:02 AM  
Let no man say he wouldn't want to drunk it up and master the Bagger 288!

http://rathergood.com/bagger288

/oblig
 
2013-05-11 01:06:27 AM  

doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

[media.dcentertainment.com image 576x365]


showbizgeek.com
 
2013-05-11 01:17:05 AM  
Where did the skidder go? It's not in the picture.
 
2013-05-11 01:21:07 AM  

squibbits: So a guy bulldozes houses on a rampage and gets booked for mischief, but a dumb kid who didn't really do anything but have a few bottles of gasoline, old pipes with bolts and nuts in them and a few guns that didn't do anything is a "terrorist"?


WTF?


It's all about motive. If you bulldoze a house for purely personal revenge and petty meanness = "mischief" or at worst "vandalism" but if you bulldozed the same house with the same bulldozer FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH = terrorism. In the same way if Joe Smith has bottles of gasoline and pipe bombs = nutjob but if Aasif Ramadan has bottles of gasoline and pipe bombs = mujahideen out to kill us all and make America into an Islamist paradise.

See how it works?
 
2013-05-11 01:24:21 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.
 
2013-05-11 01:27:44 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

[media.dcentertainment.com image 576x365]

[showbizgeek.com image 313x279]


cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2013-05-11 01:28:18 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Or did you mean the douche who stole a tank from the San Diego Armory and went on a joyride down the freeway? The answer to that is to steal one that is armed...


And know how to steer.  The tank guy got himself stuck.  (Hint:  While a tank is very good at dealing with most obstacles it can't drive down the concrete dividers they put between the two sides of a highway.  The treads do you no good when they're in the air.)
 
2013-05-11 01:32:47 AM  

brimed03: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

Yes, except I always dream of using a tank like that guy in 1995.

Only without getting it hung up on a concrete median. Or getting shot to death by the cops... at least, not before crushing all my enemies.

/why yes, I do hold festering grudges, why do you ask?
//you have to do an awful lot, or something seriously bad, to get on my festering grudge list.
///none of you are on it. Yet.
/V slashies are suddenly so much more ominous.


fark your grudge list! fark it to HELL!
 
2013-05-11 01:34:36 AM  

doglover: jebusfreak: Damn, I really think the guy whose house got bulldozed could use a bottle of Tylenol right about now.

Why would you add injury to insult like that?

Dude needs a beer.


Dude needs to have a little fun.

i43.tinypic.com

/Or beer.
//One or the other.
 
2013-05-11 01:37:26 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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The first time I saw that picture I thought it was from a movie, it was just too out there to be real.
 
2013-05-11 01:39:57 AM  
My old man was there evacuating people from the houses as this lunatic attacked.  He called me a couple hours afterwards to let me know he was ok.

From what he said the goblin was screaming and raving nonsense as he went through the houses.  Farking PA.  What a shiathole.
 
2013-05-11 01:50:07 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Farking PA


This was in PA an no one shot the guy? Weird.
 
2013-05-11 01:51:09 AM  
Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.
 
2013-05-11 01:53:01 AM  

Bob_Sled: Where did the skidder go?

www.freewebs.com
 
2013-05-11 01:53:47 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: My old man was there evacuating people from the houses as this lunatic attacked.  He called me a couple hours afterwards to let me know he was ok.

From what he said the goblin was screaming and raving nonsense as he went through the houses.  Farking PA.  What a shiathole.


Now you've gone and ruined it all for me.  I thought this would be a fun thread about knocking down houses of neighbors who annoy us.

Don't we all dream of that?
 
2013-05-11 01:56:16 AM  

doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.


PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.
 
2013-05-11 01:58:10 AM  

MadMattressMack: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.


Suppressed? Hardly. It was everywhere for a while. It's just been superceded by other, more timely nutjobs.

Also, it turned out very badly in the end. It wasn't as funny as people would like to think: The guy killed himself, most of the places he destroyed wound up going out of business, and the people never did recover, and when all was said and done, the town never really got over his petty rampage. A lot of good people were hurt because of one man's temper tantrum.
 
2013-05-11 02:05:21 AM  

doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

[media.dcentertainment.com image 576x365]


Wait, why did you use a picture of Tim? Is this a joke I'm missing or something

/Tim IS best Robin though
 
2013-05-11 02:06:02 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.


Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.
 
2013-05-11 02:07:21 AM  

TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.


He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.
 
2013-05-11 02:13:42 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.


And the whole thing ended without any loss of life.
Why do you wish the trauma of killing someone upon your father?

Isn't there some douche bag on AM talk radio you could be listening to right now?
 
2013-05-11 02:20:21 AM  

MurphyMurphy: Good fences make good neighbors.


www.strijdbewijs.nl
 
2013-05-11 02:24:01 AM  

Gyrfalcon: squibbits: So a guy bulldozes houses on a rampage and gets booked for mischief, but a dumb kid who didn't really do anything but have a few bottles of gasoline, old pipes with bolts and nuts in them and a few guns that didn't do anything is a "terrorist"?


WTF?

It's all about motive. If you bulldoze a house for purely personal revenge and petty meanness = "mischief" or at worst "vandalism" but if you bulldozed the same house with the same bulldozer FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAH = terrorism. In the same way if Joe Smith has bottles of gasoline and pipe bombs = nutjob but if Aasif Ramadan has bottles of gasoline and pipe bombs = mujahideen out to kill us all and make America into an Islamist paradise.

See how it works?


Political motivation is part of terrorism laws, but so is non-political intent to put someone in imminent fear of death or severe bodily harm.  In other words, terrorism can be personal.
 
2013-05-11 02:28:40 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.


I always found it interesting while I lived over a decade in the Pacific Northwest that the rednecks there were redneckier than the rednecks I grew up with in Indiana. Rednecks.

/Washington, Oregon, and Idaho have BFE areas that would make Alabamans weep with envy
 
2013-05-11 02:30:55 AM  
Yes
 
2013-05-11 02:35:43 AM  

Loren: And know how to steer. The tank guy got himself stuck. (Hint: While a tank is very good at dealing with most obstacles it can't drive down the concrete dividers they put between the two sides of a highway. The treads do you no good when they're in the air.)


I think some GI in Germany took a tank out for a ride and drove it off a narrow bridge and drowned.

Goggled: Seems like unauthorized use of tanks is a common problem.
 
2013-05-11 02:37:11 AM  

The Martian Manhandler: I'd like to see a bulldozer that farks giants.


Move of an ATV but...

pics.imcdb.org
 
2013-05-11 02:40:43 AM  

jimmythrust: Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.

I always found it interesting while I lived over a decade in the Pacific Northwest that the rednecks there were redneckier than the rednecks I grew up with in Indiana. Rednecks.

/Washington, Oregon, and Idaho have BFE areas that would make Alabamans weep with envy


Isnt Idaho the one that had the big Nazi compound?
 
2013-05-11 02:42:09 AM  

I Like Bread: (D) Kiss them upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat


Damn you!
 
2013-05-11 02:44:05 AM  

Oldiron_79: Isnt Idaho the one that had the big Nazi compound?


Yeah I think it's called Eastern Washington.
 
2013-05-11 02:48:53 AM  
OH GOD. THE THERMOSTAT HAS BECOME SELF AWARE!

THIS IS HOW MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE STARTED!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-11 02:48:56 AM  
There are few problems in life that cant be solved by a trip to the equipment rental store and a D9 with a full tank.
 
2013-05-11 02:49:15 AM  
Lie down in front of bulldozer. Wait. Wait.
 
2013-05-11 02:52:47 AM  

MadMattressMack: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.


"Killdozer" was a 1974 TV movie starring Clint Walker.  Someone in the media probably remember it. Bad movies are sometimes hard to forget. Ya, I remember it.
Git offa my lawn!
 
2013-05-11 02:55:06 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.


And do you know what is going to happen to your father now?
He's going to fall asleep every night not wondering whether he did the right thing.
He's not going to have the image of some mentally ill person's bullet riddled face begging to live as he lay dying, permanently engraved in his psyche .

I wish your father well, because you sure don't.

The only "goblin" in this situation is you.
 
2013-05-11 03:00:35 AM  

Shadow Blasko: There are few problems in life that cant be solved by a trip to the equipment rental store and a D9 with a full tank.


The lack of being a prison biatch being chief among them?
 
2013-05-11 03:01:14 AM  
In case anything happens to your neighbors' house that's bulldozer- or fire-related, it's best if you're out of town in a well-documented manner and not driving any bulldozer-like equipment.

Just sayin'.
 
2013-05-11 03:01:21 AM  

gibbon1: Oldiron_79: Isnt Idaho the one that had the big Nazi compound?

Yeah I think it's called Eastern Washington.


http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-report/browse-all -i ssues/2012/winter/aryan-nations-redux
 
2013-05-11 03:19:29 AM  
Damn, there too? I thought this was an isolated incident.

http://kfor.com/2013/05/09/farmer-rams-new-homes-with-tractor/
 
2013-05-11 03:37:57 AM  

MadMattressMack: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.


Thankfully nothing's obscure on Fark.
 
2013-05-11 03:39:36 AM  

Gyrfalcon: MadMattressMack: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.

Suppressed? Hardly. It was everywhere for a while. It's just been superceded by other, more timely nutjobs.

Also, it turned out very badly in the end. It wasn't as funny as people would like to think: The guy killed himself, most of the places he destroyed wound up going out of business, and the people never did recover, and when all was said and done, the town never really got over his petty rampage. A lot of good people were hurt because of one man's temper tantrum.


So, not unlike the Iraq war then? I keed! I keed! (Not really.)
 
2013-05-11 03:48:38 AM  
It was like:
[ ] something out of a movie
[ ] a bomb went off
[x] a war zone

"It was like a war zone," said a neighbor.
 
2013-05-11 04:15:14 AM  

doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

[media.dcentertainment.com image 576x365]


that's Tim Drake, not dick

/pedant
 
2013-05-11 04:21:15 AM  
<p><b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7745310/84147218#c84147218" target="_blank">TommyymmoT</a>:</b> <i>Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

And do you know what is going to happen to your father now?
He's going to fall asleep every night not wondering whether he did the right thing.
He's not going to have the image of some mentally ill person's bullet riddled face begging to live as he lay dying, permanently engraved in his psyche .

I wish your father well, because you sure don't.

The only "goblin" in this situation is you.</i>

</p>

*got_a_badass_over_here.jpg*

The obvious issue is that someone who is willing to rampage and kill many people with heavy machinery might not be willing to go quietly. They might be armed or have a plan B up their sleeve. We must realize the possibility that Obama hasn't taken his gun yet.

Do you risk dozens of lives to "do the right thing" or do you end the situation on the spot?

/This is a rhetorical question because half of FARK would find someplace peaceful to navel gaze while others worked to resolve the problem.
 
2013-05-11 05:18:02 AM  

KrispyKritter: people get upset about fences or shrubs here & there. but property lines are clearly stated on documents you receive when you buy your home. you can also get a copy at the proper office in a county seat building. no need to get all bulldozery.


The rest is accurate, but property lines are improperly drawn more often than you might think.

/real estate lawyer
//has seen easements on file at the Registry of Deeds written in PENCIL
///think about it
 
2013-05-11 05:45:45 AM  

TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.


you need to clean up all that derp you just spilled... it's a bloody wreck in here now... here ya go.
uncrate.com
/yes, I know it's a sauce bucket and mop, but it was the only clean one I had available - sorry.
 
2013-05-11 05:48:49 AM  

jimmythrust: Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.

I always found it interesting while I lived over a decade in the Pacific Northwest that the rednecks there were redneckier than the rednecks I grew up with in Indiana. Rednecks.

/Washington, Oregon, and Idaho have BFE areas that would make Alabamans weep with envy


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-11 05:53:49 AM  

TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

And do you know what is going to happen to your father now?
He's going to fall asleep every night not wondering whether he did the right thing.
He's not going to have the image of some mentally ill person's bullet riddled face begging to live as he lay dying, permanently engraved in his psyche .

I wish your father well, because you sure don't.

The only "goblin" in this situation is you.


you sound concerned.

also, I see you typing, but all that's coming through is:
i884.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-11 06:09:23 AM  
Did he idolize Marvin Heemeyer?
 
2013-05-11 06:42:11 AM  

jimmythrust: Smeggy Smurf: TommyymmoT: Smeggy Smurf: doglover: Liar, this happened in Washington State, not PA.

PA aka Port Angeles aka shiathole worse than Forks and the twitards.  I know, I'm from there.  The only reason the goblin is still alive is dad didn't take his sidearm with him today.  That's unusual.

Would that have made you more moist over daddy than usual?
It was some guy that had a breakdown, and didn't kill anyone.
Maybe he just didn't need to be murdered.

He was trying to kill people.  That makes him a goblin and deserving of a swift ending.

I always found it interesting while I lived over a decade in the Pacific Northwest that the rednecks there were redneckier than the rednecks I grew up with in Indiana. Rednecks.

/Washington, Oregon, and Idaho have BFE areas that would make Alabamans weep with envy


True.
PA does have a weird vibe. We passed through there on our way to the hot springs recently.
 
2013-05-11 07:48:10 AM  

PunGent: KrispyKritter: people get upset about fences or shrubs here & there. but property lines are clearly stated on documents you receive when you buy your home. you can also get a copy at the proper office in a county seat building. no need to get all bulldozery.

The rest is accurate, but property lines are improperly drawn more often than you might think.

/real estate lawyer
//has seen easements on file at the Registry of Deeds written in PENCIL
///think about it


In which case, in case of a dispute, they'd need a real estate lawyer. And a surveyor or three. I am not a lawyer or a surveyor, but I have seen some old legal descriptions that relied on survey markers (which may or may not have been accessible or even existent anymore), lengths of rivers (which have a tendency to change), trees and boulders, whatever. Not to mention, survey equipment has improved drastically over time, especially now that we have GPS. Anyone know how old the parcels in question are?

Had to digitize legal descriptions for a job once. The older they were, the more problematic they were likely to be.

/Good times
 
2013-05-11 08:10:01 AM  
 
hej
2013-05-11 08:18:06 AM  
So I guess we've gone back to plastering the FAIL tag on every other thread.
 
2013-05-11 08:43:00 AM  

Canton: PunGent: KrispyKritter: people get upset about fences or shrubs here & there. but property lines are clearly stated on documents you receive when you buy your home. you can also get a copy at the proper office in a county seat building. no need to get all bulldozery.

The rest is accurate, but property lines are improperly drawn more often than you might think.

/real estate lawyer
//has seen easements on file at the Registry of Deeds written in PENCIL
///think about it

In which case, in case of a dispute, they'd need a real estate lawyer. And a surveyor or three. I am not a lawyer or a surveyor, but I have seen some old legal descriptions that relied on survey markers (which may or may not have been accessible or even existent anymore), lengths of rivers (which have a tendency to change), trees and boulders, whatever. Not to mention, survey equipment has improved drastically over time, especially now that we have GPS. Anyone know how old the parcels in question are?

Had to digitize legal descriptions for a job once. The older they were, the more problematic they were likely to be.

/Good times


All true...but never discount plain incompetence...I've seen brand-spanking new deeds for modern condos where the drafter just flat-out screwed up...connected the wrong porch to the wrong unit, that kind of thing.  He must have studied non-Euclidean geometry in school...

Screwing up compass directions is common, too, ie, running a line northeast when they meant northwest....leaving an unbounded parcel for the next guy to clean up.
 
2013-05-11 08:58:39 AM  
I have projects in WNC where the property lines have notes like "overlapping lines; conflict between adjacent property owners". Basically the surveyors, when they tried to locate the property line between owners, found two descriptions on the deeds. The R/W agent says the easiest solution to that is to pay both property owners for the property the state needs from their land as described on -their- deed, and let them fight it out over where the line really is.

My neighbor, OTOH, is an *sshole and owns two big dogs. When his wife takes them out for a walk they take dumps on my lot and she never cleans it up. The husband there tells me to just throw it back onto his side of the line, but I'm tired of having to look for dog landmines on my property every day. She's a nasty biatch too; anything said to her just gets curses thrown back. I can't built a fence because there's a city drainage easement running down our property line, and killing the neighbors and/or dogs sounds kind of extreme. Is there some kind of spray I can put on my lot that would discourage the dogs from going there?
 
2013-05-11 09:08:17 AM  
HindiDiscoMonster:
[media.tumblr.com image 500x359]

That Bugs Bunny cartoon makes me cry with laughter whenever I watch it.

"Grab a fence post, hold it tight.
Whomp your partner with all your might..."

/end threadjack
 
2013-05-11 09:43:35 AM  

doglover: MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.

Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

[media.dcentertainment.com image 576x365]


i1268.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-11 10:08:50 AM  
Better known as 'the israeli compromise'. I crush your stuff, you go die somewhere else. Make sure to get all indignant if they complain. Tell them about how your grandfather got screwed by someone else a hundred years ago so you're allowed to be a dickhole.
 
2013-05-11 10:10:10 AM  
Port Angeles? Running a bulldozer over it would improve property values.
 
2013-05-11 10:54:38 AM  
If your neighbor knows how to drive a dozer, be nice... Just be nice.
 
2013-05-11 11:17:11 AM  

PunGent: Canton: PunGent: KrispyKritter: people get upset about fences or shrubs here & there. but property lines are clearly stated on documents you receive when you buy your home. you can also get a copy at the proper office in a county seat building. no need to get all bulldozery.

The rest is accurate, but property lines are improperly drawn more often than you might think.

/real estate lawyer
//has seen easements on file at the Registry of Deeds written in PENCIL
///think about it

In which case, in case of a dispute, they'd need a real estate lawyer. And a surveyor or three. I am not a lawyer or a surveyor, but I have seen some old legal descriptions that relied on survey markers (which may or may not have been accessible or even existent anymore), lengths of rivers (which have a tendency to change), trees and boulders, whatever. Not to mention, survey equipment has improved drastically over time, especially now that we have GPS. Anyone know how old the parcels in question are?

Had to digitize legal descriptions for a job once. The older they were, the more problematic they were likely to be.

/Good times

All true...but never discount plain incompetence...I've seen brand-spanking new deeds for modern condos where the drafter just flat-out screwed up...connected the wrong porch to the wrong unit, that kind of thing.  He must have studied non-Euclidean geometry in school...

Screwing up compass directions is common, too, ie, running a line northeast when they meant northwest....leaving an unbounded parcel for the next guy to clean up.


Ohh yeah. Human error. That is always fun. For some reason, the old surveys are just more memorable than plain old stupidity. And there's always equipment error.

There really are lots of ways for this stuff to go wrong. Including hiring a draftsman who studied under Escher, apparently. Yikes.
 
2013-05-11 11:21:30 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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Came in to say this; see that it has been covered. Carry on, all.
 
2013-05-11 11:32:37 AM  
Hey. if you're gonna dream, dream BIG

realitypod.com

Sure, it's slow as Hell, but you could do some serious damage with it
 
2013-05-11 11:37:23 AM  
C'mon Watfington tag.

We punch above our weight in the weird.
 
2013-05-11 11:55:32 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Did he idolize Marvin Heemeyer?


That boy loved his yellow iron a little too much.
Also Marvin was mad
And not in the good way
 
2013-05-11 12:06:34 PM  

Gyrfalcon: NewportBarGuy: MurphyMurphy: If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Truth!

And yes again.


And if the problem your having is where the property line is, Where you putting the fence?
 
2013-05-11 12:57:05 PM  

Bendal: I have projects in WNC where the property lines have notes like "overlapping lines; conflict between adjacent property owners". Basically the surveyors, when they tried to locate the property line between owners, found two descriptions on the deeds. The R/W agent says the easiest solution to that is to pay both property owners for the property the state needs from their land as described on -their- deed, and let them fight it out over where the line really is.

My neighbor, OTOH, is an *sshole and owns two big dogs. When his wife takes them out for a walk they take dumps on my lot and she never cleans it up. The husband there tells me to just throw it back onto his side of the line, but I'm tired of having to look for dog landmines on my property every day. She's a nasty biatch too; anything said to her just gets curses thrown back. I can't built a fence because there's a city drainage easement running down our property line, and killing the neighbors and/or dogs sounds kind of extreme. Is there some kind of spray I can put on my lot that would discourage the dogs from going there?


Yes. Powdered black pepper. Go to a restaurant supply store (or maybe Costco) so you can buy it in big containers. Sprinkle it on the first three feet or so of your lawn edge all the way around, that is, where the dogs first start sniffing for a spot. The dogs get pepper up their snoots and sneeze uncontrollably for a while. It's humane, and they learn that your lawn is not for them. The owner can't see what's happened, either.

Reapply after rain.

/Dog owner
//Carries bags on walks with my dog (rarely needed, tho)
///Cleared up the issues from the neighbors' dogs on my front lawn
 
2013-05-11 01:15:25 PM  

brantgoose: A man in the village where my family used to live went through an unhappy divorce and cut their little house in half with a chain saw.

Here! Take your half and go!

I think he also did the furniture.

People do stupid things when they are angry.


I was the twit who marries that sort of man. It was hilarious until it wasn't.
But it was hilarious.
 
2013-05-11 01:21:47 PM  

WillofJ2: MountainClimber: WillofJ2: What is a bulldozer like logging machine

[www.colheitademadeira.com.br image 700x424]

That looks like it would be more then efficient in taking out a trailer


That's essentially what the structure was; a double-wide construction trailer.
 
2013-05-11 03:14:19 PM  
"house"
"foundation"
"war zone"
 
2013-05-11 04:56:55 PM  
I submitted this story with a way better headline. And I wasn't lazy like subby. Mine had options A and B
 
2013-05-11 07:34:28 PM  

MyToeHurts: I submitted this story with a way better headline. And I wasn't lazy like subby. Mine had options A and B


tl;dgl
 
2013-05-12 01:46:20 AM  

Bob_Sled: MadMattressMack: Adolf Oliver Nipples: [upload.wikimedia.org image 423x257]

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I was talking to some people at work and they had never heard of the kill dozer. I knew they had suppressed the media on it, but i didn't know it had worked that well.

"Killdozer" was a 1974 TV movie starring Clint Walker.  Someone in the media probably remember it. Bad movies are sometimes hard to forget. Ya, I remember it.
Git offa my lawn!



I remembered when it first aired...
 
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