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(Peninsula Daily News)   You have a spat with your neighbors. Do you: C) take a GIANT FARKING BULLDOZER and knock down their house (and another house, and power to about a thousand people)   (peninsuladailynews.com) divider line 128
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2013-05-10 07:11:30 PM
Made his point, didn't he?
 
2013-05-10 08:23:49 PM
Yes?
 
2013-05-10 08:36:59 PM
Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.
 
2013-05-10 08:44:18 PM
Only when I can't find a crane with a wrecking ball.
 
2013-05-10 09:24:12 PM
www.peninsuladailynews.com

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.
 
2013-05-10 09:30:46 PM

MurphyMurphy: If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.


Truth!
 
2013-05-10 09:32:23 PM
Did he live next door to Arthur Dent?
 
2013-05-10 09:40:15 PM

MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.


Actually the lesson is "don't be a dick"

I bet you a dollar all the people whose houses were knocked down were dicks. The guy with the logger is a bigger dick. They laid their dick on the table, it wasn't dicky enough, and thus they got dicked.

If you don't wanna get dicked, don't try to out-dick a dick in a dick dicking contest, because there's a always a bigger dick dicking around out there waiting to dick you.

/Dick!

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2013-05-10 10:28:43 PM
Unexpected accomplice
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2013-05-10 10:48:36 PM
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APPROVES
 
2013-05-11 12:12:50 AM

NewportBarGuy: MurphyMurphy: If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Truth!


And yes again.
 
2013-05-11 12:14:11 AM
Killdozer 2 electric boogaloo
 
2013-05-11 12:14:44 AM
This is why I have Arthur Dent mannequins posted at all house corners, It actually works! My house has yet to be destroyed. *sips lager*
 
2013-05-11 12:15:08 AM
Sounds like a good idea.
 
2013-05-11 12:16:10 AM

MurphyMurphy: [www.peninsuladailynews.com image 350x258]

Let this picture teach you the lesson so many cannot learn: Good fences make good neighbors.

If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Fark crazy neighbors. The only way to win is not to play.


Good fences mean good neighbors more horsepower is needed to knock them down.
 
2013-05-11 12:16:29 AM
This is why you should always have a basement.
 
2013-05-11 12:18:51 AM

Mock26: This is why you should always have a basement.


So that the bulldozer gets stuck, the treads rip open the utility junction, and your house explodes?
 
2013-05-11 12:19:07 AM

NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.


I'm sure nobody on here right now has a problem with getting drunk enough. We just don't have easy access to heavy construction equipment. Nor should we.
 
2013-05-11 12:19:14 AM
I'd like to see a bulldozer that farks giants.
 
2013-05-11 12:22:56 AM

NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.


Yes, except I always dream of using a tank like that guy in 1995.

Only without getting it hung up on a concrete median. Or getting shot to death by the cops... at least, not before crushing all my enemies.

/why yes, I do hold festering grudges, why do you ask?
//you have to do an awful lot, or something seriously bad, to get on my festering grudge list.
///none of you are on it. Yet.
/V slashies are suddenly so much more ominous.
 
2013-05-11 12:23:20 AM

odinsposse: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

I'm sure nobody on here right now has a problem with getting drunk enough. We just don't have easy access to heavy construction equipment. Nor should we.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/14/cops-drunken-man-steals-ste am roller_n_876293.html
 
2013-05-11 12:24:07 AM

odinsposse: I'm sure nobody on here right now has a problem with getting drunk enough. We just don't have easy access to heavy construction equipment. Nor should we.

Oh really now.... actually you are right I will sleep it off before ututilzing the supercrane
/demolition dreams
 
2013-05-11 12:26:14 AM
Whoa. Asshole./
 
2013-05-11 12:26:36 AM

UsikFark: Mock26: This is why you should always have a basement.

So that the bulldozer gets stuck, the treads rip open the utility junction, and your house explodes?


If my house was going to be destroyed anyway, then take the farker out, too.
 
2013-05-11 12:27:50 AM

odinsposse: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

I'm sure nobody on here right now has a problem with getting drunk enough. We just don't have easy access to heavy construction equipment. Nor should we.


csb:
Back in the misty deeps of time, some buddies of mine in high school were abroad on a boring summer evening and we stumbled on a construction site--where the keys were left in a backhoe.  The lot was full of debris and crap from the old grocery store that was being torn down.  We beat the everloving crap out of some abandoned grocery carts with the shovel end, until the sirens were heard.  Nothing ever came of the episode, except for one of my friends who mounted and displayed "the ears and the tail" of a mangled cart to remind us.
/csb
 
2013-05-11 12:28:58 AM

brimed03: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

Yes, except I always dream of using a tank like that guy in 1995.

Only without getting it hung up on a concrete median. Or getting shot to death by the cops... at least, not before crushing all my enemies.

/why yes, I do hold festering grudges, why do you ask?
//you have to do an awful lot, or something seriously bad, to get on my festering grudge list.
///none of you are on it. Yet.
/V slashies are suddenly so much more ominous.


He didn't get shot to death by the cops. He built his tank too good for that. He got trapped inside, and killed himself, and it took them another half-hour to cut their way inside.

Or did you mean the douche who stole a tank from the San Diego Armory and went on a joyride down the freeway? The answer to that is to steal one that is armed...
 
2013-05-11 12:29:15 AM
Damn, I really think the guy whose house got bulldozed could use a bottle of Tylenol right about now.
 
2013-05-11 12:29:49 AM

Gyrfalcon: NewportBarGuy: MurphyMurphy: If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Truth!

And yes again.


Fark fences, lay landmines.
 
2013-05-11 12:30:05 AM

jebusfreak: Damn, I really think the guy whose house got bulldozed could use a bottle of Tylenol right about now.


Why would you add injury to insult like that?

Dude needs a beer.
 
2013-05-11 12:32:05 AM
Tantrum Boy Shall Triumph Over All!!!
 
2013-05-11 12:32:13 AM
Shouldn't this be over on the Politics thread?
 
2013-05-11 12:33:42 AM

NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.


Id rather have something faster, and with some weapons. And a metal hockey mask.
 
2013-05-11 12:33:54 AM
Either A) this guy is a whack-job off his meds, or B) the neighbors deserved it.
 
2013-05-11 12:34:06 AM

The Martian Manhandler: I'd like to see a bulldozer that farks giants.


Rule 34
 
2013-05-11 12:34:13 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Gyrfalcon: NewportBarGuy: MurphyMurphy: If you don't get along with your neighbor, build a sizable fence and absolutely under no circumstances ever acknowledge each others existence until the end of time. If ANY contact needs be made, do it through an intermediary neighbor or other third party.

Truth!

And yes again.

Fark fences, lay landmines.


Moat with mines and sharks is the only way. And a castle with proper stone walls.... With gun turrets and misses.. and *fap fap fap fap fap*
 
2013-05-11 12:34:16 AM
damnit Israel, try talking your problems out.
 
2013-05-11 12:36:45 AM
Can we please ban these headlines that only have option C?
 
2013-05-11 12:37:17 AM

Oldiron_79: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

Id rather have something faster, and with some weapons. And a metal hockey mask.


I'm more of the type that plays "Lambs". If you can't end up eating their liver, or feeding them to hogs you're not trying hard enough.
 
2013-05-11 12:37:33 AM
A man in the village where my family used to live went through an unhappy divorce and cut their little house in half with a chain saw.

Here! Take your half and go!

I think he also did the furniture.

People do stupid things when they are angry.
 
2013-05-11 12:38:10 AM
There are much better pix than the link -- including the mangled Ford 250, an almost new truck that's crunched.  Video

The wife tonight: "Does our insurance cover an event like this?"
"Hell if I know  Our insurer would probably declare it an Act of God."
 
2013-05-11 12:38:30 AM
Well I hope the asshole enjoyed himself. Because by the time the lawsuits are done he'll be lucky to own a cardboard box to sleep in.
 
2013-05-11 12:38:36 AM
Wait, this wasn't in Israel?  Well fark, lock that scumbag up, bulldozing houses is a terrible thing to do.
 
2013-05-11 12:39:29 AM
people get upset about fences or shrubs here & there. but property lines are clearly stated on documents you receive when you buy your home. you can also get a copy at the proper office in a county seat building. no need to get all bulldozery.
 
2013-05-11 12:40:08 AM
What is a bulldozer like logging machine
 
2013-05-11 12:42:01 AM
Pennsylvania News Daily ... fire your web staff immediately. That is one of the ugliest web sites I've seen.

And yellow iron ... we must immediately confiscate all yellow iron. For the churlden.
 
2013-05-11 12:44:41 AM

Point02GPA: Oldiron_79: NewportBarGuy: Have we all not dreamed of this at some point? We just never got drunk/high enough to do it. Or we passed out. Either way.

Id rather have something faster, and with some weapons. And a metal hockey mask.

I'm more of the type that plays "Lambs". If you can't end up eating their liver, or feeding them to hogs you're not trying hard enough.


Well on slow make the person dissapear stuff Im kinda partial to keeping them in a pit in the basement and making a skin suit out of them.

It puts the lotion on its skin.
 
2013-05-11 12:49:32 AM

WillofJ2: What is a bulldozer like logging machine


www.colheitademadeira.com.br
 
2013-05-11 12:50:08 AM
(D) Kiss them upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
 
2013-05-11 12:51:19 AM
So a guy bulldozes houses on a rampage and gets booked for mischief, but a dumb kid who didn't really do anything but have a few bottles of gasoline, old pipes with bolts and nuts in them and a few guns that didn't do anything is a "terrorist"?


WTF?
 
2013-05-11 12:51:25 AM
Putt...Putt...Putt

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