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(Daily Mail)   I said, YOUNG WOMAN DRINKS A PINT OF BEER...THROUGH HER EAR (w/video)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
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2013-05-10 09:25:54 PM  
I would party with this chick.
 
2013-05-10 09:28:03 PM  
Did you notice I didn't make the requisite dick joke? It's true, Fark, I have grown up. Tonight, anyway. I'll be back.
 
2013-05-10 10:20:05 PM  
It is thought the video is a fake

Never thought I'd see the day when The Daily Mail questioned something's veracity.
 
2013-05-10 10:20:55 PM  
Which has started a new saying "once you go black you go deaf"
 
2013-05-10 10:24:18 PM  

dickfreckle: Did you notice I didn't make the requisite dick joke? It's true, Fark, I have grown up. Tonight, anyway. I'll be back.


I will take that challenge.

I got something else that would fit in her ear.
 
2013-05-10 10:28:52 PM  
I'd stick my penis in her ear
 
2013-05-10 10:29:03 PM  
I want to marry her.

Back the fark off.
 
2013-05-10 10:33:26 PM  
Nothing funny going on with the bottom of that cup, no siree.
 
2013-05-10 10:34:00 PM  
What?
 
2013-05-10 10:34:03 PM  
"Trying this stunt at home is not advisable as fluid trapped in the Eaustachian tubes can lead to ear infections and the potential damage to ear drums could cause a loss of hearing."

So wait, draining beer out of a hole in the bottom of a plastic cup will cause beer to get trapped in your ear?  Interesting.
 
2013-05-10 10:36:49 PM  
You know I do not see what is the thing upon which is remarkable of this.  I have heard of the individuals in the particular tribe in South America who do the consumption of the alcohol through the penile endhole of they by the training of inner suction.  Also there is the story upon which is famous of the individual who had the prosthetic leg which is the fake leg for those of you who do not know the proper English terminologies for these individual objects but he would fill this with the alcohol and would drink on the job of he but then when he would begin to stumble at the work he would instead say OH SORRY BOSS OF ME BUT IT IS JUST HARD TO BE STEADY ON THE FAKE LEG WHICH IS OWNED BY ME.  But instead he had intoxication LAUGHTER OL!
 
2013-05-10 10:38:01 PM  
I am seeing some of you believe this is not the real video but I can make the assurance to you that you are incorrect of this as I know the individual who has done this.
 
2013-05-10 10:38:41 PM  
Eustachian tubes are not to be trifled with young lady! Respect
 
2013-05-10 10:39:08 PM  

meow said the dog: I am seeing some of you believe this is not the real video but I can make the assurance to you that you are incorrect of this as I know the individual who has done this.


Really wish you wouldn't have outed me, girl...
 
2013-05-10 10:40:09 PM  
This seems a little far-fetched to me, but maybe plausible? I don't know. I mean, back in college, after an all-night kegger, I'd soak a tampon in vodka so I could avoid the hangover and get my ass to class.
 
2013-05-10 10:43:26 PM  

rappy: Really wish you wouldn't have outed me, girl...


LAUGHTER OL I knew you would do the claiming of this anyway. The people who do not believe this are also the same upon which do not believe that the moon landing did existence.

What Knot: This seems a little far-fetched to me, but maybe plausible? I don't know. I mean, back in college, after an all-night kegger, I'd soak a tampon in vodka so I could avoid the hangover and get my ass to class.


Yes this is one way of doing this but the other way is to mix the alcohol with the bit of water and freeze it in the condom.  While it does not do the complete freezing it does remain as the slushy mixture and then you can poke the holes in the condom of this and do the insertion as it does the leaking during the day it provides to you the steady buzzing.
 
2013-05-10 10:43:55 PM  
I have holes in my ear canals too.  Actually if I twitch just right I can blow air out my ears.  Did it once with smoke and that didn't feel right at all.  Would not try this with beer.  Do not even want to think about trying.  Pool water is bad enough and seeing what counts for beer I would imagine it to be the same.
 
2013-05-10 10:46:57 PM  

meow said the dog: Yes this is one way of doing this but the other way is to mix the alcohol with the bit of water and freeze it in the condom.  While it does not do the complete freezing it does remain as the slushy mixture and then you can poke the holes in the condom of this and do the insertion as it does the leaking during the day it provides to you the steady buzzing.


Brrrrrrrrr. That clanging sound you heard was my vagina slamming shut at the thought of a vodka dicksicle.
 
2013-05-10 10:48:33 PM  
Clanging? Echoing I bet. CLANG CLANG clang clan cla
 
2013-05-10 10:48:38 PM  
Another of the common ways of doing this through creativity is by inserting the chester cheesecloth in the nostril of you and simply snorting the alcohol as the cheesing cloth does the filtering of anything which can cause the burn.  LAUGHTER OL well wait if you have the drunken sexing later and then get the crabfish you might still have the burn!  But men do not even need to do the use of cheesing cloth because of what is on the lips of they.
 
2013-05-10 10:50:53 PM  
Yeah you guys act like you can drink. Not only can I put that shiat through my farking ear, I can beer bong (a full beer bong) captain morgan and walk away clear.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, pussies.
 
2013-05-10 10:50:57 PM  

What Knot: Brrrrrrrrr. That clanging sound you heard was my vagina slamming shut at the thought of a vodka dicksicle.


LAUGHTER OL I do not think I can do the posting of the video of this on the Fark.com website but it is indeed the common thing in many of the towns of the North United States of Canada.
 
2013-05-10 10:51:35 PM  
If I had a bar, she'd be on the payroll. After your 10th Absinthe, you get to come to the back and watch the girl drink from her ear. The next day you have to decide if it was real and will bring friends to verify.
 
2013-05-10 10:52:29 PM  
I'd stick my dick right through her head.
 
2013-05-10 10:53:34 PM  
What kind of night are you having when you discover this?
 
2013-05-10 10:53:45 PM  

myschief: Clanging? Echoing I bet. CLANG CLANG clang clan cla


You're just mad because yours sounds like big, leathery batwings flapping in a stiff breeze.
 
2013-05-10 10:54:28 PM  

whcrow: What kind of night are you having when you discover this?


It was a dare. And I won $350 on it. You would have tried it, too
 
2013-05-10 10:54:41 PM  

meow said the dog: Yes this is one way of doing this but the other way is to mix the alcohol with the bit of water and freeze it in the condom.


This alter ego is that you've developed speaks almost fluent Southern Indian English. Add a few more 'the's and you're there.
 
2013-05-10 10:55:10 PM  

whcrow: What kind of night are you having when you discover this?


THE NORTH KOREAN NIGHT!  LAUGHTER OL you see what is being done by me in this response is playing on the words of that which is the meme commonly used and that is meaning BEST night because you see there are many who state that the Northern Korean Empire is the best of these.
 
2013-05-10 10:55:39 PM  
My labia are taut, yet supple. I could be an after picture for a labiaplasty ad. Thank you very much.
 
2013-05-10 10:57:00 PM  
Well, you'd drink beer through your ear too if you'd had to spend so much time in an attic hiding from nazis.
 
2013-05-10 10:57:04 PM  

rappy: Yeah you guys act like you can drink. Not only can I put that shiat through my farking ear, I can beer bong (a full beer bong) captain morgan and walk away clear.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, pussies.


I used to drink so much CM, my friends still call me "Captain" to this day. I can't believe I never thought of bonging it.
 
2013-05-10 10:57:44 PM  
You'd be surprised how much of your head is plumbed together - try doing this through your eyes if you want to get my attention.
 
2013-05-10 10:59:05 PM  

HighZoolander: Well, you'd drink beer through your ear too if you'd had to spend so much time in an attic hiding from nazis.


I believe that you have confusion and are thinking of Amelia Earhart.  Or perhaps Amelia Earhole.  LAUGHTER OL you see why I am saying this do you not?
 
2013-05-10 10:59:07 PM  
I am of thinking that the one called meow said the dog spends of quite a bit of the time reading the spam that is for the comment sections.
 
2013-05-10 10:59:38 PM  

Triumph: If I had a bar, she'd be on the payroll. After your 10th Absinthe, you get to come to the back and watch the girl drink from her ear. The next day you have to decide if it was real and will bring friends to verify.


Your bar would be filled with vomit and vermin. My kind of place.
 
2013-05-10 11:01:08 PM  

HighZoolander: Well, you'd drink beer through your ear too if you'd had to spend so much time in an attic hiding from nazis.

Ok, that was actually unexpected and funny in a disturbing way. An Anne Frank reference ? what the hell.
 
2013-05-10 11:02:08 PM  

meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I do not think I can do the posting of the video of this on the Fark.com website but it is indeed the common thing in many of the towns of the North United States of Canada.


US of Canada made me laugh. Seems like the kind of place that would be filled with...how do you say "little vermin that are most commonly found in sewers" in your native tongue?
 
2013-05-10 11:04:55 PM  
She may indeed have an earworm.
 
2013-05-10 11:05:42 PM  
Well, she's just a modern gal.  Of course, she's had it in her ear before.
 
2013-05-10 11:08:29 PM  
Well if you don't have an hourglss figure, you've got to be creative.
 
2013-05-10 11:08:57 PM  

feralbitey: Well, she's just a modern gal.  Of course, she's had it in her ear before.


If you only put it in your ear, you're still a virgin. Right? RIGHT?
 
2013-05-10 11:10:37 PM  

Animatronik: Well if you don't have an hourglss figure, you've got to be creative.


Exactly. I got laid by 5 guys for doing that
 
2013-05-10 11:11:50 PM  

What Knot: how do you say "little vermin that are most commonly found in sewers" in your native tongue?


Göturæsi rotta but why do you ask this?
 
2013-05-10 11:13:43 PM  

rappy: Animatronik: Well if you don't have an hourglss figure, you've got to be creative.

Exactly. I got laid by 5 guys for doing that


At the same time?  OM MAGOODNESS that sounds as though it would cause quite the pain!

*notetaking to self of me:  do the bonging of the pirate bay gin rummy*
 
2013-05-10 11:15:33 PM  

meow said the dog: What Knot: how do you say "little vermin that are most commonly found in sewers" in your native tongue?

Göturæsi rotta but why do you ask this?


I love getting foreign chicks to talk dirty to me.
 
2013-05-10 11:19:40 PM  
The fact that the cup is removed from view, returned with the guy's arm obscuring the bottom the entire time and held away with the opposite hand at the end should in no way be construed as reasons for doubting the veracity of this totally real video.
 
2013-05-10 11:23:00 PM  

scalpod: The fact that the cup is removed from view, returned with the guy's arm obscuring the bottom the entire time and held away with the opposite hand at the end should in no way be construed as reasons for doubting the veracity of this totally real video.


Oh and next you will do the attempt at claiming that David Blaine does not do the things upon which are claimed by he.
 
2013-05-10 11:24:20 PM  
Tube + bad acting= false
 
2013-05-10 11:25:00 PM  

russsssman: Tube + bad acting= false


But enough about tentacle pornography LAUGHTER OL.
 
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