dickfreckle: Did you notice I didn't make the requisite dick joke? It's true, Fark, I have grown up. Tonight, anyway. I'll be back.
meow said the dog: I am seeing some of you believe this is not the real video but I can make the assurance to you that you are incorrect of this as I know the individual who has done this.
rappy: Really wish you wouldn't have outed me, girl...
What Knot: This seems a little far-fetched to me, but maybe plausible? I don't know. I mean, back in college, after an all-night kegger, I'd soak a tampon in vodka so I could avoid the hangover and get my ass to class.
meow said the dog: Yes this is one way of doing this but the other way is to mix the alcohol with the bit of water and freeze it in the condom. While it does not do the complete freezing it does remain as the slushy mixture and then you can poke the holes in the condom of this and do the insertion as it does the leaking during the day it provides to you the steady buzzing.
What Knot: Brrrrrrrrr. That clanging sound you heard was my vagina slamming shut at the thought of a vodka dicksicle.
myschief: Clanging? Echoing I bet. CLANG CLANG clang clan cla
whcrow: What kind of night are you having when you discover this?
meow said the dog: Yes this is one way of doing this but the other way is to mix the alcohol with the bit of water and freeze it in the condom.
rappy: Yeah you guys act like you can drink. Not only can I put that shiat through my farking ear, I can beer bong (a full beer bong) captain morgan and walk away clear.Put that in your pipe and smoke it, pussies.
HighZoolander: Well, you'd drink beer through your ear too if you'd had to spend so much time in an attic hiding from nazis.
Triumph: If I had a bar, she'd be on the payroll. After your 10th Absinthe, you get to come to the back and watch the girl drink from her ear. The next day you have to decide if it was real and will bring friends to verify.
meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL I do not think I can do the posting of the video of this on the Fark.com website but it is indeed the common thing in many of the towns of the North United States of Canada.
feralbitey: Well, she's just a modern gal. Of course, she's had it in her ear before.
Animatronik: Well if you don't have an hourglss figure, you've got to be creative.
What Knot: how do you say "little vermin that are most commonly found in sewers" in your native tongue?
rappy: Animatronik: Well if you don't have an hourglss figure, you've got to be creative.Exactly. I got laid by 5 guys for doing that
meow said the dog: What Knot: how do you say "little vermin that are most commonly found in sewers" in your native tongue?Göturæsi rotta but why do you ask this?
scalpod: The fact that the cup is removed from view, returned with the guy's arm obscuring the bottom the entire time and held away with the opposite hand at the end should in no way be construed as reasons for doubting the veracity of this totally real video.
russsssman: Tube + bad acting= false
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