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(AL.com)   Police throw the book at wife beater who pulls gun on three deputies. Looks like it hit him in the eye   (blog.al.com) divider line 57
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2013-05-10 03:45:12 PM
That's one rambunctious undershirt.
 
2013-05-10 03:47:28 PM
watch your head eyesir!
 
2013-05-10 03:50:01 PM
No pics? (using mobile)

/I want to see if they gave him an Irish monocle or sunglasses
 
2013-05-10 03:51:23 PM
Wish more stories with cops ended like this, instead of someone getting shot. Sounds like they did a good job.
 
2013-05-10 03:52:08 PM
At least he's safely in Juvie.
 
2013-05-10 03:52:29 PM
Wife beaters be truculent.
 
2013-05-10 03:55:12 PM
So they only had to tell him once?
 
2013-05-10 03:55:59 PM

carrion_luggage: That's one rambunctious undershirt.


He's lucky, had that been in NYC, he'd resemble swiss cheese.
 
2013-05-10 04:03:37 PM

Pitabred: Wish more stories with cops ended like this, instead of someone getting shot. Sounds like they did a good job.


I was truly surprised he failed his attempt at a suicide by cop. Genuine looser.
 
2013-05-10 04:05:23 PM
FTFA:  He was then taken to the hospital for injuries Christian said he received when he was struck by his wife's car

LOL, Sha!!

Little biatch deserved whatever he got from whomever it came from.
 
2013-05-10 04:06:36 PM

No Time To Explain: No pics? (using mobile)

/I want to see if they gave him an Irish monocle or sunglasses


Irish monacle.  And a good one, too.  Of course, the car did it...
 
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2013-05-10 04:06:45 PM

mortimer_ford: At least he's safely in Juvie.


Yeah, I saw that picture and the word "Man" in the headline and had to scan for his age in the article.
 
2013-05-10 04:18:02 PM
His mom is gonna give him such a talking to. And just wait 'till his father gets home!
 
2013-05-10 04:23:01 PM
This guy is going to be even worse when he's old enough to drink.
 
2013-05-10 04:30:31 PM
If this happened in Garland, TX the cops would still be beating him.
 
2013-05-10 04:31:43 PM
I'll bet that the chick takes the guy back in as soon as he makes bail.
 
2013-05-10 04:33:34 PM

Captain James T. Smirk: This guy is going to be even worse when he's old enough to drink.


Oh, he'll be back here, alright.
We just need to be patient.
I've been here long enough to watch loser breed and their kids get into trouble.
 
2013-05-10 04:38:10 PM

No Time To Explain: No pics? (using mobile)

/I want to see if they gave him an Irish monocle or sunglasses


media.al.com

I don't think that even counts as a shiner at that point.
 
2013-05-10 04:44:25 PM

Cold_Sassy: FTFA:  He was then taken to the hospital for injuries Christian said he received when he was struck by his wife's car

LOL, Sha!!

Little biatch deserved whatever he got from whomever it came from.


^ QFT

"Hill's 21-year-old wife called lawmen about 11:30 p.m. Thursday to tell them she had been a victim of domestic violence, and had struck her husband with her car while attempting to get away from him. "

Anyone who strikes anyone for any reason (other than self-defense) needs to be taught better. I hope this guy realizes that he's going to be taught a lot of things behind bars he might not have wanted to learn.

/Abuse is terrorism.
 
2013-05-10 04:45:04 PM
Perhaps dude is as hairless as he appears.  Going to make a good prison biatch.
 
2013-05-10 04:48:39 PM
His wife called lawmen, on our next episode of Bonanza.
 
2013-05-10 04:48:52 PM
Looks like he fell down some stairs.
 
2013-05-10 04:51:10 PM
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2013-05-10 04:51:41 PM
Here, fixed it for him:

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2013-05-10 05:00:53 PM
Holy moly! The cops didn't shoot him first?1 What is the world coming to..... yikes.
 
2013-05-10 05:05:06 PM
"The car did all of that to him. The grill's made out of billy clubs, and the wife apparently replaced her washer fluid with pepper spray."

I'd throw this little shiatstain in GenPop, and let them know he likes hitting 2-year-olds. He's obviously of the mindset that might makes right, and it's perfectly OK for bigger people to hurt smaller ones.
 
2013-05-10 05:12:19 PM
Rwa2play

carrion_luggage: That's one rambunctious undershirt.

He's lucky, had that been in NYC, he'd resemble swiss cheese.

No, he wouldn't have been hit once. 7 bystanders however...
 
2013-05-10 05:12:20 PM

dj_bigbird: I'll bet that the chick takes the guy back in as soon as he makes bail.


I bet they were fighting over him cheating on her and that's why she forgot the baby and is trying to get him arrested.

/hillbilly.
//never forgot the baby
 
2013-05-10 05:13:38 PM

berylman: Holy moly! The cops didn't shoot him first?1 What is the world coming to..... yikes.


An 'acquaintance' did something similar in the last century.  He didn't make it to this century.

Acquaintance: Someone, if they were broken down on the side of the road you would stop.
Friend: Even if it were raining.
 
2013-05-10 05:14:42 PM
From the pic, he looks like he really ought to have learned his lesson... even if it is Alabama, Shirley nobody learns *that* slowly.

It would be better to hear his side, so we could guess that the truth is somewhere in the middle. "No sir, those are Jason's drugs: I'm a mommy, so they can't be mine."

/ I can't figure how you only get one eye busted up by a car -- and not the whole side of your face. Unless "car" is Alabamian for "fist".

// her's or the lawman's ... you make the call

/// don't misundertake me as defending an abusive slug.
 
2013-05-10 05:17:48 PM
gibbon1:An 'acquaintance' did something similar in the last century.  He didn't make it to this century.
Acquaintance: Someone, if they were broken down on the side of the road you would stop.
Friend: Even if it were raining.

I know the score Doc just playing.
/I sound like a total asshole
 
2013-05-10 05:23:09 PM

dj_bigbird: I'll bet that the chick takes the guy back in as soon as he makes she pays the bail.


FTFY

/see this shiat too often
 
2013-05-10 05:39:02 PM
Seriously. Sounds like the wife was a coont. Made shiat up. Ran him over.

fark women.
 
2013-05-10 05:39:37 PM
Major props to the cops. I'd get a little twitchy if someone drew on me.

/ too bad i has no sidearm
 
2013-05-10 05:41:09 PM
If this had been in Seattle,

Rwa2play: carrion_luggage: That's one rambunctious undershirt.

He's lucky, had that been in NYC, he'd resemble swiss cheese.


Seattle, too.
 
2013-05-10 05:42:08 PM
media.al.com

I fought the law, and the law won.
 
2013-05-10 05:50:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-10 05:52:15 PM

moos: So they only had to tell him once?


Should have told him again just to be sure.
 
2013-05-10 05:53:55 PM
Also, no more half measures.
 
2013-05-10 05:55:37 PM

Quigs: Seriously. Sounds like the wife was a coont. Made shiat up. Ran him over.

fark women.


And what, precisely, makes it sound like that?
 
2013-05-10 06:10:22 PM
She told deputies that she was worried about her child because, in her desperation to escape the assault, she had left him in his crib at the house.

So, she tried to protect her child from him, then left the child alone with him.  In the crib.  Where he no doubt carefully placed the child after he lifted him by the throat and threatened to slap him into next week.

Right.  Makes total sense.
 
2013-05-10 06:20:05 PM
I really wish we could sterilize people like this....
 
2013-05-10 06:21:05 PM

traylor: Pitabred: Wish more stories with cops ended like this, instead of someone getting shot. Sounds like they did a good job.

I was truly surprised he failed his attempt at a suicide by cop. Genuine looser.


What is a "genuine looser"?
Someone who releases livestock in an earnest manner?
 
2013-05-10 06:51:50 PM

dj_bigbird: I'll bet that the chick takes the guy back in as soon as he makes bail.


Probably so her daddy can beat him again.
 
2013-05-10 06:54:52 PM
Pulled a gun on cops and still breathing? Miracle of nature.
 
2013-05-10 06:55:35 PM

Rwa2play: carrion_luggage: That's one rambunctious undershirt.

He's lucky, had that been in NYC, he'd resemble swiss cheese.


Well, at least the people standing nearby. Probably not him though.
 
2013-05-10 07:01:55 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: She told deputies that she was worried about her child because, in her desperation to escape the assault, she had left him in his crib at the house.

So, she tried to protect her child from him, then left the child alone with him.  In the crib.  Where he no doubt carefully placed the child after he lifted him by the throat and threatened to slap him into next week.

Right.  Makes total sense.


Rock and a hard place.  If he was between her and child, her best bet  may well have been to run for help.  If he'd gotten between her and the  door,  she and the kid might be dead.
 
2013-05-10 07:13:35 PM
Ladies & gentlemen, I hold in my hand the name of the city of the first runner-up of the 2013 Most Redneck City. Please allow me to stress the importance of our first runner-up. If for any reason our winner is unable to fulfill it's obligation, then our first runner-up will assume the crown. Now, without further ado, I will reveal the name of our first runner-up....Birmingham, Alabama!!!
 
2013-05-10 07:15:58 PM
Dude needs some leather and shades for the proper Terminator look.
 
2013-05-10 07:21:03 PM
Smart...Bless his heart...
 
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