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(Washington Post)   Spokesman for South Korean president fired for groping an intern in DC. Apparently, he didn't realize in DC that's the president's job   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 37
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2013-05-10 03:10:48 PM  
Really? Because my understanding is that under the separation of powers groping is primarily the responsibility of the legislative branch.
 
2013-05-10 04:34:27 PM  
Does Subby know the Republic of Korea President is a woman?

static.prtst.net
 
2013-05-10 04:38:58 PM  
Clintoned in the headline!
 
2013-05-10 04:42:42 PM  

AirForceVet: Does Subby know the Republic of Korea President is a woman?


Yes. Would you deny a female head of state the same rights and privileges as a male head of state? Because that would be sexist.

/stubmitter
 
2013-05-10 06:35:52 PM  
He didn't know how often American presidents have erections.

/slightly obscure
 
2013-05-10 06:36:30 PM  
i3.asn.im

/oblig
 
2013-05-10 06:39:21 PM  

Joelogon: AirForceVet: Does Subby know the Republic of Korea President is a woman?

Yes. Would you deny a female head of state the same rights and privileges as a male head of state? Because that would be sexist.

/stubmitter


I don't know. Does she look like a man? Where would George W. Bush squeeze her? This is important.
 
2013-05-10 06:41:18 PM  

Enemabag Jones: He didn't know how often American presidents have erections.

/slightly obscure


No, Rincoln Continentar!
 
2013-05-10 06:48:14 PM  
Best part of the trip is that the Korean President got to bad mouth Japan in front of Congress. Nothing like bringing up petty bullshiat on a global stage.
 
2013-05-10 06:51:35 PM  
He's lucky he's from S. Korea. Best Korea would have just taken him out back and shot him.
 
2013-05-10 06:54:04 PM  
Well done subby. I laugh my ass off.
 
2013-05-10 06:56:21 PM  
She walked in with that itty bitty waist and put that round thing in his face.
 
2013-05-10 06:59:29 PM  
Breast Korea!!!!!
 
2013-05-10 06:59:46 PM  
If, as a high ranking government official, you can't appropriate a little behind-the-back hoo-nanny, what's the point of even getting on that plane and flying half way around the world?
 
2013-05-10 07:06:54 PM  

uncleacid: She walked in with that itty bitty waist and put that round flat thing in his face.


C'mon, let's be realistic. These are Korean women we're talking about.
 
2013-05-10 07:09:48 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Joelogon: AirForceVet: Does Subby know the Republic of Korea President is a woman?

Yes. Would you deny a female head of state the same rights and privileges as a male head of state? Because that would be sexist.

/stubmitter

I don't know. Does she look like a man? Where would George W. Bush squeeze her? This is important.


If barfing is good enough for my daddy, it's good enough for me.

/I know, Japan not Korea
//Arr rook same
///that's waisist
 
2013-05-10 07:22:55 PM  
Wow, because Clinton jokes never get old.
 
2013-05-10 07:28:11 PM  

AirForceVet: Does Subby know the Republic of Korea President is a woman?


Women can't grope women now?

I'll break the news to the girls at the stripclub. They will be DEVISTATED.
 
2013-05-10 07:30:17 PM  

FlyingBacon: Well done subby. I laugh my ass off.


Hi subby!
 
2013-05-10 07:37:27 PM  

AirForceVet: Does Subby know the Republic of Korea President is a woman?


The headline says "Spokesman for South Korean President" not the south korean president
 
2013-05-10 07:37:50 PM  
needs to see pictures of the fanny in question
 
2013-05-10 07:55:12 PM  

cats4rent: needs to see pictures of the fanny in question


4.bp.blogspot.com

This isn't her, but in my imagination, this is how she looks.
 
2013-05-10 07:55:24 PM  
The D.C. police department confirmed that the incident is being investigated but declined further comment. "We are investigating the report of a misdemeanor sexual abuse," according to a police statement in response to questions about the incident.

I'd imagine the guy has diplomatic immunity no matter what, so it seems a bit odd to really keep the files open on a misdemeanor unless we're going to PNG him over it.
 
2013-05-10 08:09:21 PM  

Sybarite: Really? Because my understanding is that under the separation of powers groping is primarily the responsibility of the legislative branch.


No, the executive branch gets BJs and light groping - the legislature's job is anal gang-rape.
 
2013-05-10 08:11:25 PM  

Atomic Spunk: cats4rent: needs to see pictures of the fanny in question



This isn't her, but in my imagination, this is how she looks.


That woman appears to have tumors in her ass.

Its like Popeye's arms: no human should be proportioned like that.
 
2013-05-10 08:13:14 PM  

Old enough to know better: Wow, because Clinton jokes never get old.


They never do.
 
2013-05-10 08:42:45 PM  
I wonder if he's solly...
 
2013-05-10 09:03:37 PM  
If he ventured into Dupont Circle; he could have invoked his diplomatic immunity on the many gay dudes and he could still have his jobby job!
 
2013-05-10 09:23:16 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Best part of the trip is that the Korean President got to bad mouth Japan in front of Congress. Nothing like bringing up petty bullshiat on a global stage.


So you were asleep in 20th Century History class in high school about how Japan occupied Korea rather brutally from 1910 to 1945.

/Or you're just plain ignorant.
 
2013-05-10 09:30:34 PM  

AirForceVet: AverageAmericanGuy: Best part of the trip is that the Korean President got to bad mouth Japan in front of Congress. Nothing like bringing up petty bullshiat on a global stage.

So you were asleep in 20th Century History class in high school about how Japan occupied Korea rather brutally from 1910 to 1945.

/Or you're just plain ignorant.


I'm sure their feelings are terribly hurt. I'm also sure it has no bearing on anything related to international peace and security today.

As a wise man here on Fark once said, "you'll get over it."
 
2013-05-10 10:44:03 PM  
A clinton joke?  Really?
 
2013-05-10 10:44:09 PM  
They occasionally enjoy a kinky orgy (news source).
 
2013-05-10 11:28:56 PM  

jshine: Sybarite: Really? Because my understanding is that under the separation of powers groping is primarily the responsibility of the legislative branch.

No, the executive branch gets BJs and light groping - the legislature's job is anal gang-rape.


What does Judicial get?
 
2013-05-11 12:16:33 AM  

Old enough to know better: Wow, because Clinton jokes never get old.


I know, right? My mom is officially old enough to be shocked by Clinton.
 
2013-05-11 01:21:46 AM  

ha-ha-guy: The D.C. police department confirmed that the incident is being investigated but declined further comment. "We are investigating the report of a misdemeanor sexual abuse," according to a police statement in response to questions about the incident.

I'd imagine the guy has diplomatic immunity no matter what, so it seems a bit odd to really keep the files open on a misdemeanor unless we're going to PNG him over it.


In many places, police reports don't have to be released until an "investigation" is closed.

On another note, this is actually pretty impressive. A diplomat/government official does something crude, rude, illegal and arrogant and he's fired? Come on. You don't see that happen every day.
 
2013-05-11 10:49:33 AM  

uncleacid: She walked in with that itty bitty waist and put that round thing in his face.


He got splung, but did he purr out his tough?
 
2013-05-11 04:34:54 PM  
Maybe he saw some curves and figured he was in an anime. Happens to Asian tourists all the time.
 
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