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(eBay)   Dita Von Teese is selling her 1939 Packard. Listing complete with pics of Dita with the Packard. WANT   (cgi.ebay.com) divider line 51
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2013-05-10 02:47:39 PM
11 votes:
I'd like to see some pictures with the top down.
2013-05-10 07:42:45 PM
5 votes:
i266.photobucket.com

Just curious. Under the glove box, is that a liquor cabinet? I used to have one in the back seat but when I'd go back there to fix myself a martini, the cruise control would cut out and next thing I know, I'm off the sidewalk and back in to traffic.
2013-05-10 03:49:01 PM
5 votes:
Well   AAaa-oooo-gaaaa!
2013-05-10 05:38:47 PM
3 votes:
I would do Dita Von Teese. Even if turned out that she used to be a dude. There. I said it.
2013-05-10 05:11:54 PM
3 votes:

MrBallou: Nice headlights


They're replacement parts.
2013-05-10 04:33:01 PM
3 votes:
Just remember, whatever Farker buys this: When you are smelling the driver's seat cushions, Marlyn Manson's dick has already been there.
2013-05-10 04:12:34 PM
3 votes:
I would buy it but Comic Sans? No thanks.
2013-05-10 03:53:29 PM
3 votes:
I know every inch of that baby.
first model I ever build.

met Dita once. If I had known then she had this, I would have had to seduce her.
2013-05-10 03:48:41 PM
3 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: factoryconnection: She has a really massive jawline that is jarring

She's a thinner Rumer Willis face-wise. Really U.G.L.Y. but whatever floats folks boats. Or penises.


So, what you're saying is; her knees are too sharp?
2013-05-10 05:36:10 PM
2 votes:
It's a period piece
2013-05-10 04:37:36 PM
2 votes:

oldernell: I couldn't liquidate my entire net worth and afford either, but just one of them would be nice.


I would liquidate my net worth all over Dita.
2013-05-10 04:36:16 PM
2 votes:
First thing I thought of

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
//Lili von Shtupp
2013-05-10 04:25:26 PM
2 votes:
oh yeah..oh yeah...oh yeah...oh yeah

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-05-10 04:03:29 PM
2 votes:

oldernell: I couldn't liquidate my entire net worth and afford either, but just one of them would be nice.


Take the car. It will age better.
2013-05-10 04:02:43 PM
2 votes:
dennisjudd.com

/With the might of Thor's hammer.
2013-05-10 02:02:54 PM
2 votes:
Nice headlights
2013-05-11 12:55:16 PM
1 votes:

teto85: NC140: teto85: Meh.  I've got a Packard-engined vehicle from the 40s.  It's a one seater.  More fun than the car.

[farm2.static.flickr.com image 500x333]

Wanna know how I know that's not your 'stang?
/bubble canopy R/R Merlin

Merlins in the early model Bs and Cs (C was a B built in Texas, B's built in Inglewood, CA) And that was  either a greenhouse or Malcom Hood canopy.  Late model Bs and Cs had the Packard engines.  Ds and beyond had teardrops and Packard engines.
Packard licensed Merlins due to demand for Merlins in Mosquitos, Lancasters and just about every British aircraft in WWII.  And the limited production facilities at Rolls Royce.
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1947 revised  F-51D flight manual.  Packard V-1650 engine.
Grandfather and two uncles purchased one complete plane and enough parts to build another one from Guatemala for a song in the late 60s.  Took a few years to get it airworthy.  The cockpit is warm, but it has vents and it's a Mustang.


So you are totally not shiatting with us? Just to let you know, your one post sent me on a two hour P-51 porn spree. Again if you are not joking, I am officially jealous. And not afraid to say it in public.
2013-05-11 11:01:44 AM
1 votes:

Aidan: darth_badger: Dita is a real classy lady and was super nice to my daughter (about 15 at the time). Spent about a half hour with my daughter talking "girl talk" with champagne and caviar too!

Of all the starlets (ie: anyone remotely famous and female) she's on my vanishingly short list of role models. I could never devote the time or enthusiasm to makeup that she does, but my god she seems good at it and so kind in addition.

I'm glad your daughter had a great time with her.


Dita took a picture with me too. I call it "Beauty and the Beast".
2013-05-10 10:18:38 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Somaticasual: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dita Von Teese, born Brandy Hagenthorp

Eesh

Bizarre. Wiki claims her real name is "Heather Renée Sweet"

That ones probably right. I just made mine up.


Dammit, now you've got me jonesing on Brandy Hagenthorp, and all she is is a name.
2013-05-10 09:14:05 PM
1 votes:
img841.imageshack.us
2013-05-10 06:49:50 PM
1 votes:

Magorn: viscountalpha: I have to wonder why people get all crazy just because someone else owned it. it feels really immature like "omg dita's ass was in this car!"

*shrug* I don't get it at all.

The iff chance that the seat would reatin a lingering trace of her "scent" would be enough for a lot of people...


There should be a separate auction for the seats.
2013-05-10 06:22:35 PM
1 votes:
Whar Dita pics? Whar?

/ my GIS is brokeded.
2013-05-10 05:57:24 PM
1 votes:

SPLAMM: madgonad: My first thought.
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

/actually second. I first thought of Dita, but I keep those thoughts private

"Do you come with the car?"


"Only when I'm in the back seat."
2013-05-10 05:52:51 PM
1 votes:
I don't know why, but she gives me a vibe like she's a stick attached to her gearbox.
2013-05-10 05:44:14 PM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: I'd like to see some pictures with the top down.


And the undercarriage.
2013-05-10 05:35:15 PM
1 votes:
I could maybe afford the seat upholstery ... but that would be enough.
2013-05-10 05:34:01 PM
1 votes:
My nephew turns 16 in two months. This would make the perfect starter car for him. Thanks Subby!
2013-05-10 05:33:59 PM
1 votes:

madgonad: My first thought.
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/actually second. I first thought of Dita, but I keep those thoughts private


"Do you come with the car?  Oh You, hee hee hee hee"
2013-05-10 05:30:53 PM
1 votes:

loonatic112358: I'd take her for a ride, then put her away gently, only to take her out for parades and shows

That Packard is a beauty


And you'd rub her with a chamois all day and into the evening, too.
2013-05-10 05:28:49 PM
1 votes:

Somaticasual: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dita Von Teese, born Brandy Hagenthorp

Eesh

Bizarre. Wiki claims her real name is "Heather Renée Sweet"


That ones probably right. I just made mine up.
2013-05-10 05:23:36 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.


I must remember to never reference your taste in anything...ever.
2013-05-10 05:19:15 PM
1 votes:

airsupport: She has tasted Marilyn "Kevin" Manson's wiener.

All cache goes out the window at that point.


I can understand why you wouldn't want that in your memory.
2013-05-10 05:16:00 PM
1 votes:
Dita Von Teese, born Brandy Hagenthorp

Eesh
Ni
2013-05-10 05:14:41 PM
1 votes:

Two16: [decalbud.com image 500x500]


Road hard?
A good road is.

Although, I don't mind soft shoulders.
2013-05-10 04:43:11 PM
1 votes:
Why would you want to pretend you are driving in Cuba.
2013-05-10 04:41:31 PM
1 votes:

Kanemano: For $20 you can get your hands on her furby


Giggity!
2013-05-10 04:38:05 PM
1 votes:
She has tasted Marilyn "Kevin" Manson's wiener.

All cache goes out the window at that point.
2013-05-10 04:36:13 PM
1 votes:

JonnyBGoode: Arn_Dee: Heh, and I just came from playing L.A Noire. How appropriate.

LA Noire excited you that much?


Yeah, I'm on the Black Dahlia cases. All the naked pixel boobies.
2013-05-10 04:30:37 PM
1 votes:
We get it; you wish you lived in the '40s. Big deal. Get over it already.

/Now where are my Bob Wills records
2013-05-10 04:14:16 PM
1 votes:
My first thought.
24.media.tumblr.com

/actually second. I first thought of Dita, but I keep those thoughts private
2013-05-10 04:14:10 PM
1 votes:
I always say if you are going to sell a rare item on the Bay, turn it over to someone w/a 90.3 positive rating.  And if gumdrop girl is actually Dita the don't get on her bad side judging from seller responses to negative feedback.
2013-05-10 04:08:23 PM
1 votes:
she's got some miles on her.

/the car's been driving a lot too

blog.shoplet.com
2013-05-10 04:08:21 PM
1 votes:
She's also selling riding boots, a baby monitor, and a furby. I wonder if she'd do a package deal?
2013-05-10 03:58:51 PM
1 votes:
I'll cut to the chase; I wouldn't mind playing with her tits and then banging bent over the hood of that car.  However, I have serious concerns about diseases she may have picked up from Marilyn Manson.
2013-05-10 03:55:06 PM
1 votes:
cdn02.cdn.justjared.com
Is this the Von Teese we're talking about?  'Cause I need an image to go with the car.
2013-05-10 03:54:53 PM
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure she replaced it with a 1940 LaSalle convertible.
2013-05-10 03:52:49 PM
1 votes:
I'd take her for a ride, then put her away gently, only to take her out for parades and shows

That Packard is a beauty
2013-05-10 03:51:20 PM
1 votes:
lateshoes.com
2013-05-10 03:37:32 PM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: I'd like to see some pictures with the top down.


Spittake.jpg
2013-05-10 02:35:46 PM
1 votes:
Marilyn Manson's sloppy seconds?  No thanks.
2013-05-10 01:56:12 PM
1 votes:
I couldn't liquidate my entire net worth and afford either, but just one of them would be nice.
 
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