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2013-05-10 05:15:06 PM
3 votes:

airsupport: She has tasted Marilyn "Kevin" Manson's wiener.

All cache goes out the window at that point.


Yeah, apparently she left him because he wouldn't sober up long enough to have a couple of kids with her.  When you love drugs more than knocking up Dita von Teese, you have serious problems.
2013-05-10 02:35:46 PM
3 votes:
Marilyn Manson's sloppy seconds?  No thanks.
2013-05-10 09:14:05 PM
2 votes:
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2013-05-10 06:18:29 PM
2 votes:

Quigs: Really? We're supposed to give a fark that some whore who swallowed Manson's sword is selling a car?

Go fark yourself subtard. You're an embarrassment to humanity.


Are you as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside?
2013-05-10 04:14:16 PM
2 votes:
My first thought.
24.media.tumblr.com

/actually second. I first thought of Dita, but I keep those thoughts private
2013-05-10 04:10:36 PM
2 votes:
Both, please.

\from what I've seen of her, she seems normal, well as normal as a person who's into the things she's into can be
2013-05-10 03:58:51 PM
2 votes:
I'll cut to the chase; I wouldn't mind playing with her tits and then banging bent over the hood of that car.  However, I have serious concerns about diseases she may have picked up from Marilyn Manson.
2013-05-10 03:31:22 PM
2 votes:

factoryconnection: She has a really massive jawline that is jarring


She's a thinner Rumer Willis face-wise. Really U.G.L.Y. but whatever floats folks boats. Or penises.
2013-05-10 01:56:12 PM
2 votes:
I couldn't liquidate my entire net worth and afford either, but just one of them would be nice.
2013-05-10 10:35:43 PM
1 votes:

Aidan: Of all the starlets (ie: anyone remotely famous and female) she's on my vanishingly short list of role models.


I, too, would like every attractive woman to aspire to performances like this:

So very, VERY NSFW.  And hot, like the picture.

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Jument: In less favorable pictures she is a huge butterface. It's kind of bizarre. Although that's probably true of many models. The lighting, make-up and shooping are a big part of what make a model gorgeous.

I suspect it's due to bad photography, becasue even without makeup she's still pretty good looking

[24.media.tumblr.com image 391x600]


Head on, upside down, and sideways.  I've always had a thing for Dita.
2013-05-10 08:28:47 PM
1 votes:
I don't think it's right, I mean, for the expectation that a famous person be as pure as the driven snow.  Fame attracts literally everyone so you tend to go with other famous people because they can at least relate to your lifestyle.

Being famous doesn't make you any different from anyone else.  That's a two way street.  Allow me to explain:
1. You eliminate the effect of a limited market as far as finding a mate.  Someone halfway around the world could get to know you.  Dangerous, however, is they could get to know (and fall for) a character you play, as opposed to the real you.  OR, they could be put off by a character you play.  Imagine if everyone thought Jaleel White was playing his real self as Steve Urkel, for example.  All those myths and shiat about Brian "Marilyn Manson" Warner haunt him and kind of limit him.  He's the kind of guy I could probably talk to for hours without getting bored, but there are those who write him off as some brand of Antichrist.  It's a good biatchfilter, a way to see who's willing to look beyond the stage.

2. You end up with more potential mates than you can handle.  I worry about this.  I think of average people who rose to prominence via YouTube as a really big example of this.  Think of OverlyAttachedGF Laina.  Before her (hilarious) Bieber video, she was just Laina, a girl.  Now she gets hit on for reasons ranging from the shallow "She's cute.  I'd do her." to the limited depth "She's got a cool sense of humor.  I wonder what she'd be like on a date?"  We only see videos.  Her character we see could be just that--a character.  She might be completely different.

Paradox of choice is a big deal.  So many to choose from.  What if I regret my decision?  What if the right one was the one who wasn't right at that particular moment, but who became perfect a few weeks later?  The Internet is packed with this kind of thing.  It used to be that you'd pair off with your high school sweetheart from the same town or your college sweetheart from a few towns (or states) over and last for life.  This doesn't happen as often now.

Propinquity:  It's a weird damn word.  Basically, it's a word that means you'll fall in love with the people you're spending the most time around (friendzone aside since that's a security blanket).  I've seen this in action.  Due to isolation brought on either by locale or resources, sometimes both, I paired off with a coworker once for a few months.  In Hollywood, this is quite common.  Often, it's no big deal if it doesn't work out since you both move on to other films after the one you're working on together wraps up.

In "normal life", it's not that simple.  I've been working at the same place for six years.  I took a big risk dating this one girl.  It didn't pan out because of the nature of post-divorce turbulence for both of us.  Spend the better part of a decade with someone and you become at least somewhat like them.  I recognized this for what it was and decided to work on getting back to being the real me instead of wasting time building my castle on sand, as it were.  I was bummed about the breakup because I genuinely loved her for what she was.  Maybe I was just unattractive at that point in life?

Regardless, she moved on to a new relationship, but I don't see her smile anymore.  That's exactly what I wanted to avoid in my own life and why I took the break I did since my marriage started on not all that different of a foundation.  I wish her luck.  As the ex-boyfriend, that's all I can do.  It's awkward seeing her basically every day, but I did that to myself for the longterm gains.  Life's too damn short to let your dick get in the way of your dreams.

My point:  Finding a mate is a crap-shoot in general.  You try with those you meet.  You don't get to run that side of the program on those you don't meet.  All you can really do is be yourself and run that up your flagpole to see who salutes.  Famous people don't get that luxury unless they're famous for being themselves.  You do.  By doing anything other than that, you'll fail to attract the few who are both doing the same thing and are searching for your flag.

In my case, I look at who I am now versus who I was at the moment of the divorce and I'm disgusted.  Further, I wasn't all that different four months later when I dated the coworker and I had the crushing financial after-effects of the divorce to contend with, as well as hypocritical jealousy directed at she and I, courtesy of the ex-wife.  It was a perfect storm of shiat that drowned us, but every storm ends and you rebuild stronger to meet the new challenges.

So what's going on your flag?

/ Maybe I need to put the rubber to the road and see what fame beyond the local-celebrity species would do to me?  It's not so much that everyone gets 15 minutes of wide-ranging fame these days, it's that everyone is famous to 15 people for a long stretch of time.
2013-05-10 07:37:30 PM
1 votes:

Jument: In less favorable pictures she is a huge butterface. It's kind of bizarre. Although that's probably true of many models. The lighting, make-up and shooping are a big part of what make a model gorgeous.


I suspect it's due to bad photography, becasue even without makeup she's still pretty good looking

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-10 07:16:13 PM
1 votes:

MFAWG: dugitman: CSB--
One of my best buddies is her cousin and grew up with her in Rochester. He has had Thanksgiving Dinners with Marilyn Manson.

/said the guy was actually funny and cool to talk with

I've actually heard he's fairly normal most of the time.


I've seen a few interviews with Manson and he comes across as very intelligent.
2013-05-10 07:15:15 PM
1 votes:

illannoyin: Meh.

Farkette KiwiMoogle84 has a hotter pinup girl look than Dita. More real looking.

I'm not going to tell you what I had to do to got her to send me the private pics but let's just say it was totally worth it!


You gave money to vincent blackshadow (sp)?
2013-05-10 07:14:40 PM
1 votes:

cleveralthere: CapeFearCadaver: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 460x683]

ummmmmm ow.  I really hope that is airbrushed.


No. She corsets pretty hardcore. I'm personally not a fan of that.
2013-05-10 06:32:33 PM
1 votes:
That is one fine piece of deco art.
2013-05-10 06:10:37 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.


To each their own I guess. My assessment: car=cool and chick=hot.

I like how she got all period for the shots. Makes me think she is probably a lot of fun in real life
2013-05-10 05:45:19 PM
1 votes:

Skarekrough: "I've never lost money on a car."

Well, no, because you attach your name to the provenance of it to your name.  It may not be the whole selling point but it is enough to make it notable.

2013-05-10 05:39:40 PM
1 votes:

dugitman: CSB--
One of my best buddies is her cousin and grew up with her in Rochester. He has had Thanksgiving Dinners with Marilyn Manson.

/said the guy was actually funny and cool to talk with


I've actually heard he's fairly normal most of the time.
2013-05-10 05:34:20 PM
1 votes:

Somaticasual: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dita Von Teese, born Brandy Hagenthorp

Eesh

Bizarre. Wiki claims her real name is "Heather Renée Sweet"


It is Heather Sweet. Check my earlier CSB post. My buddy's last name is also Sweet. She came to visit my buddy on campus one time when she was 18-19. Course that was before she was famous and I didn't meet her. All the guys who did said she was crazy-pretty though.
2013-05-10 05:30:24 PM
1 votes:

special20: Drexl's Eye: If you miss out on the Packard, you can always settle for  John Lennon's Ferrari.

Or just some ordinary schmuck's 330 for about half the price.


I like the silver one better. That car has a great profile, slightly odd front.

I think Dita and her car are both lovely.
2013-05-10 05:25:09 PM
1 votes:

FlyingBacon: Ebay seller rating sucks. LOL! What a joke.


And what's up with that Instagram filter crap on the product images? A littler professionalism isn't too much to ask from a seller is it?
2013-05-10 05:23:36 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.


I must remember to never reference your taste in anything...ever.
2013-05-10 05:11:54 PM
1 votes:

MrBallou: Nice headlights


They're replacement parts.
2013-05-10 05:00:58 PM
1 votes:
This listing says scam to me.  The seller has a dubious feedback profile, and why would someone this famous sell their car on eBay through some guy named "Howard," rather than an auction house?
2013-05-10 04:58:05 PM
1 votes:

special20: Drexl's Eye: If you miss out on the Packard, you can always settle for  John Lennon's Ferrari.

Or just some ordinary schmuck's 330 for about half the price.


If I'm buying a 1960's European car, I'm getting a Porsche 356B or C.
2013-05-10 04:38:05 PM
1 votes:
She has tasted Marilyn "Kevin" Manson's wiener.

All cache goes out the window at that point.
2013-05-10 04:36:16 PM
1 votes:
First thing I thought of

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//Lili von Shtupp
2013-05-10 04:30:37 PM
1 votes:
We get it; you wish you lived in the '40s. Big deal. Get over it already.

/Now where are my Bob Wills records
2013-05-10 04:20:52 PM
1 votes:

dj_bigbird: Civil_War2_Time: One of the best tit jobs ever. She should thank her surgeon every day for her millions.

She does. She's very open in admitting she had a boob job.


I was just saying she should be thankful for the great job the surgeon did. It's long been known that they were fake, but that's artwork on a boob job. I bet well north of $10K back in the day.
2013-05-10 04:11:44 PM
1 votes:
I clicked on the dealer's feedback before the pictures.  She doesn't instill me with confidence.

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2013-05-10 04:11:02 PM
1 votes:

Civil_War2_Time: One of the best tit jobs ever. She should thank her surgeon every day for her millions.


She does. She's very open in admitting she had a boob job.
2013-05-10 04:10:20 PM
1 votes:
I'm not a car guy, so at what point is a classic car still considered authentic if you've replaced the engine, tires, interior, glass, etc, etc. Is the only thing that matters is the frame???
2013-05-10 04:06:54 PM
1 votes:

viscountalpha: I have to wonder why people get all crazy just because someone else owned it. it feels really immature like "omg dita's ass was in this car!"

*shrug* I don't get it at all.


The iff chance that the seat would reatin a lingering trace of her "scent" would be enough for a lot of people...
2013-05-10 04:03:29 PM
1 votes:

oldernell: I couldn't liquidate my entire net worth and afford either, but just one of them would be nice.


Take the car. It will age better.
2013-05-10 04:01:50 PM
1 votes:
I have to wonder why people get all crazy just because someone else owned it. it feels really immature like "omg dita's ass was in this car!"

*shrug* I don't get it at all.
2013-05-10 04:00:33 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.


Not that much make-up.  Up close she's tie-your-toungue beautiful and really farking smart to boot.

/got to talk to her for about half an hour once....soul-selling material I tells ya
2013-05-10 03:53:39 PM
1 votes:
"I've never lost money on a car."

Well, no, because you attach the provenance of it to your name.  It may not be the whole selling point but it is enough to make it notable.
2013-05-10 03:53:29 PM
1 votes:
I know every inch of that baby.
first model I ever build.

met Dita once. If I had known then she had this, I would have had to seduce her.
2013-05-10 03:25:54 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.


The makeup is part-and-parcel of the period she's referencing, and "horse face" is a bit far.  She has a really massive jawline that is jarring, I'll give you that.  Body: bangin'.

But more than anything she really does get the idea of fantasy indulgence.  She looks amazing with that car and filter.
2013-05-10 02:47:39 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to see some pictures with the top down.
2013-05-10 02:31:44 PM
1 votes:
Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.
 
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