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(eBay)   Dita Von Teese is selling her 1939 Packard. Listing complete with pics of Dita with the Packard. WANT   (cgi.ebay.com) divider line 167
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2013-05-10 04:27:37 PM  
Ebay seller rating sucks. LOL! What a joke.
 
2013-05-10 04:29:21 PM  
CSB--
One of my best buddies is her cousin and grew up with her in Rochester. He has had Thanksgiving Dinners with Marilyn Manson.

/said the guy was actually funny and cool to talk with
 
2013-05-10 04:30:37 PM  
We get it; you wish you lived in the '40s. Big deal. Get over it already.

/Now where are my Bob Wills records
 
2013-05-10 04:30:51 PM  
Meh, I prefer septuagenarians stuck in the 11 hundreds. But Dita is all right.
 
2013-05-10 04:33:01 PM  
Just remember, whatever Farker buys this: When you are smelling the driver's seat cushions, Marlyn Manson's dick has already been there.
 
2013-05-10 04:36:13 PM  

JonnyBGoode: Arn_Dee: Heh, and I just came from playing L.A Noire. How appropriate.

LA Noire excited you that much?


Yeah, I'm on the Black Dahlia cases. All the naked pixel boobies.
 
2013-05-10 04:36:16 PM  
For $20 you can get your hands on her furby
 
2013-05-10 04:36:16 PM  
First thing I thought of

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
//Lili von Shtupp
 
2013-05-10 04:37:36 PM  

oldernell: I couldn't liquidate my entire net worth and afford either, but just one of them would be nice.


I would liquidate my net worth all over Dita.
 
2013-05-10 04:37:42 PM  

MrBonestripper: I'm pretty sure she replaced it with a 1940 LaSalle convertible.


The ad said she's selling the car because she bought a 1940 Cadillac convertible sedan.
 
2013-05-10 04:38:05 PM  
She has tasted Marilyn "Kevin" Manson's wiener.

All cache goes out the window at that point.
 
2013-05-10 04:41:31 PM  

Kanemano: For $20 you can get your hands on her furby


Giggity!
 
2013-05-10 04:43:11 PM  
Why would you want to pretend you are driving in Cuba.
 
2013-05-10 04:46:46 PM  
Really? We're supposed to give a fark that some whore who swallowed Manson's sword is selling a car?

Go fark yourself subtard. You're an embarrassment to humanity.
 
2013-05-10 04:50:27 PM  

slayer199: Marilyn Manson's sloppy seconds?  No thanks.


Sharp exes
 
2013-05-10 04:53:58 PM  
Dita has craptastic feedback.   I wouldn't buy from her...she's an awful seller.
 
2013-05-10 04:54:30 PM  
decalbud.com
 
2013-05-10 04:57:31 PM  
knew a girl that had that car in black. young lady, she loved that car. and she freakin' managed to smack it up and ruin it. damn idiot. you have to work hard to ruin a car as well built / tons of metal as one of those.
 
2013-05-10 04:58:05 PM  

special20: Drexl's Eye: If you miss out on the Packard, you can always settle for  John Lennon's Ferrari.

Or just some ordinary schmuck's 330 for about half the price.


If I'm buying a 1960's European car, I'm getting a Porsche 356B or C.
 
2013-05-10 05:00:58 PM  
This listing says scam to me.  The seller has a dubious feedback profile, and why would someone this famous sell their car on eBay through some guy named "Howard," rather than an auction house?
 
2013-05-10 05:06:35 PM  
The headlights work.....check the horn!
 
2013-05-10 05:10:28 PM  
She just got this one for $4,551:
1939 Cadillac
 
2013-05-10 05:11:54 PM  

MrBallou: Nice headlights


They're replacement parts.
 
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2013-05-10 05:14:41 PM  

Two16: [decalbud.com image 500x500]


Road hard?
A good road is.

Although, I don't mind soft shoulders.
 
2013-05-10 05:14:48 PM  

Two16: [decalbud.com image 500x500]


Road? lol
 
2013-05-10 05:14:55 PM  
Wait wait wait.. a tachometer where the clock would be?  Good luck with that.

files.conceptcarz.com
 
2013-05-10 05:15:06 PM  

airsupport: She has tasted Marilyn "Kevin" Manson's wiener.

All cache goes out the window at that point.


Yeah, apparently she left him because he wouldn't sober up long enough to have a couple of kids with her.  When you love drugs more than knocking up Dita von Teese, you have serious problems.
 
2013-05-10 05:16:00 PM  
Dita Von Teese, born Brandy Hagenthorp

Eesh
 
2013-05-10 05:19:15 PM  

airsupport: She has tasted Marilyn "Kevin" Manson's wiener.

All cache goes out the window at that point.


I can understand why you wouldn't want that in your memory.
 
2013-05-10 05:19:22 PM  
Those are fabulous photos, good job!  Not what I was expecting.
 
2013-05-10 05:20:44 PM  
The Packard's just a 120 4-door, so even in perfect condition, the real-world value is perhaps $20-25K. It'll be interesting to see how much her (admittedly firm and rounded) celebrity posterior adds to its value.
 
2013-05-10 05:22:13 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dita Von Teese, born Brandy Hagenthorp

Eesh


Bizarre. Wiki claims her real name is "Heather Renée Sweet"
 
2013-05-10 05:23:36 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.


I must remember to never reference your taste in anything...ever.
 
2013-05-10 05:25:09 PM  

FlyingBacon: Ebay seller rating sucks. LOL! What a joke.


And what's up with that Instagram filter crap on the product images? A littler professionalism isn't too much to ask from a seller is it?
 
2013-05-10 05:28:49 PM  

Somaticasual: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dita Von Teese, born Brandy Hagenthorp

Eesh

Bizarre. Wiki claims her real name is "Heather Renée Sweet"


That ones probably right. I just made mine up.
 
2013-05-10 05:29:08 PM  
Seriously?  With feedback like that I'm not sure I'd attempt to buy a matchbox from her.
 
2013-05-10 05:29:22 PM  
For some reason I was thinking this was an old person selling this.
 
2013-05-10 05:30:24 PM  

special20: Drexl's Eye: If you miss out on the Packard, you can always settle for  John Lennon's Ferrari.

Or just some ordinary schmuck's 330 for about half the price.


I like the silver one better. That car has a great profile, slightly odd front.

I think Dita and her car are both lovely.
 
2013-05-10 05:30:53 PM  

loonatic112358: I'd take her for a ride, then put her away gently, only to take her out for parades and shows

That Packard is a beauty


And you'd rub her with a chamois all day and into the evening, too.
 
2013-05-10 05:33:59 PM  

madgonad: My first thought.
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

/actually second. I first thought of Dita, but I keep those thoughts private


"Do you come with the car?  Oh You, hee hee hee hee"
 
2013-05-10 05:34:01 PM  
My nephew turns 16 in two months. This would make the perfect starter car for him. Thanks Subby!
 
2013-05-10 05:34:20 PM  

Somaticasual: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dita Von Teese, born Brandy Hagenthorp

Eesh

Bizarre. Wiki claims her real name is "Heather Renée Sweet"


It is Heather Sweet. Check my earlier CSB post. My buddy's last name is also Sweet. She came to visit my buddy on campus one time when she was 18-19. Course that was before she was famous and I didn't meet her. All the guys who did said she was crazy-pretty though.
 
2013-05-10 05:35:15 PM  
I could maybe afford the seat upholstery ... but that would be enough.
 
2013-05-10 05:36:10 PM  
It's a period piece
 
2013-05-10 05:38:47 PM  
I would do Dita Von Teese. Even if turned out that she used to be a dude. There. I said it.
 
2013-05-10 05:39:40 PM  

dugitman: CSB--
One of my best buddies is her cousin and grew up with her in Rochester. He has had Thanksgiving Dinners with Marilyn Manson.

/said the guy was actually funny and cool to talk with


I've actually heard he's fairly normal most of the time.
 
2013-05-10 05:43:30 PM  
If she sells the car then how will her vagina keep its shape?

/that girl nasty
 
2013-05-10 05:44:14 PM  

ManateeGag: I'd like to see some pictures with the top down.


And the undercarriage.
 
2013-05-10 05:44:44 PM  

dugitman: It is Heather Sweet. Check my earlier CSB post. My buddy's last name is also Sweet. She came to visit my buddy on campus one time when she was 18-19. Course that was before she was famous and I didn't meet her. All the guys who did said she was crazy-pretty though.


Matthew Sweet was awesome in the 90's.
 
2013-05-10 05:45:19 PM  

Skarekrough: "I've never lost money on a car."

Well, no, because you attach your name to the provenance of it to your name.  It may not be the whole selling point but it is enough to make it notable.

 
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