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(eBay)   Dita Von Teese is selling her 1939 Packard. Listing complete with pics of Dita with the Packard. WANT   (cgi.ebay.com) divider line 167
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2013-05-10 01:56:12 PM
I couldn't liquidate my entire net worth and afford either, but just one of them would be nice.
 
2013-05-10 02:02:54 PM
Nice headlights
 
2013-05-10 02:31:44 PM
Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.
 
2013-05-10 02:35:46 PM
Marilyn Manson's sloppy seconds?  No thanks.
 
2013-05-10 02:47:39 PM
I'd like to see some pictures with the top down.
 
2013-05-10 03:25:54 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.


The makeup is part-and-parcel of the period she's referencing, and "horse face" is a bit far.  She has a really massive jawline that is jarring, I'll give you that.  Body: bangin'.

But more than anything she really does get the idea of fantasy indulgence.  She looks amazing with that car and filter.
 
2013-05-10 03:31:22 PM

factoryconnection: She has a really massive jawline that is jarring


She's a thinner Rumer Willis face-wise. Really U.G.L.Y. but whatever floats folks boats. Or penises.
 
2013-05-10 03:37:32 PM

ManateeGag: I'd like to see some pictures with the top down.


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2013-05-10 03:48:41 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: factoryconnection: She has a really massive jawline that is jarring

She's a thinner Rumer Willis face-wise. Really U.G.L.Y. but whatever floats folks boats. Or penises.


So, what you're saying is; her knees are too sharp?
 
2013-05-10 03:49:01 PM
Well   AAaa-oooo-gaaaa!
 
2013-05-10 03:49:28 PM

factoryconnection: PC LOAD LETTER: Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.

The makeup is part-and-parcel of the period she's referencing, and "horse face" is a bit far.  She has a really massive jawline that is jarring, I'll give you that.  Body: bangin'.

But more than anything she really does get the idea of fantasy indulgence.  She looks amazing with that car and filter.


Too be honest, that's how people think of barn sex anyways...
 
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2013-05-10 03:49:40 PM
I'd drive it, and I'd head over to Kat's Korner to do the Lindy Hop...

/no, not a euphemism
//still sorta misses the summer of swing
 
2013-05-10 03:51:20 PM
lateshoes.com
 
2013-05-10 03:52:49 PM
I'd take her for a ride, then put her away gently, only to take her out for parades and shows

That Packard is a beauty
 
2013-05-10 03:53:29 PM
I know every inch of that baby.
first model I ever build.

met Dita once. If I had known then she had this, I would have had to seduce her.
 
2013-05-10 03:53:39 PM
"I've never lost money on a car."

Well, no, because you attach the provenance of it to your name.  It may not be the whole selling point but it is enough to make it notable.
 
2013-05-10 03:54:53 PM
I'm pretty sure she replaced it with a 1940 LaSalle convertible.
 
2013-05-10 03:55:06 PM
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Is this the Von Teese we're talking about?  'Cause I need an image to go with the car.
 
2013-05-10 03:56:08 PM
If you miss out on the Packard, you can always settle for  John Lennon's Ferrari.
 
2013-05-10 03:58:51 PM
I'll cut to the chase; I wouldn't mind playing with her tits and then banging bent over the hood of that car.  However, I have serious concerns about diseases she may have picked up from Marilyn Manson.
 
2013-05-10 04:00:33 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.


Not that much make-up.  Up close she's tie-your-toungue beautiful and really farking smart to boot.

/got to talk to her for about half an hour once....soul-selling material I tells ya
 
2013-05-10 04:01:50 PM
I have to wonder why people get all crazy just because someone else owned it. it feels really immature like "omg dita's ass was in this car!"

*shrug* I don't get it at all.
 
2013-05-10 04:02:19 PM
Dita is a real classy lady and was super nice to my daughter (about 15 at the time). Spent about a half hour with my daughter talking "girl talk" with champagne and caviar too!
 
2013-05-10 04:02:43 PM
dennisjudd.com

/With the might of Thor's hammer.
 
2013-05-10 04:02:45 PM
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Off-topic: Is eBay a good place to buy a used car?  We're in the market to buy a second car, and the only place I can think to look for one is Craigslist, but that's been hit or miss.  Any other suggestions for finding a reasonably reliable used car for under $10,000?  Difficulty: We don't want to go through a dealership---we want to avoid the 9% tax---and we don't need any financing.

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2013-05-10 04:03:29 PM

oldernell: I couldn't liquidate my entire net worth and afford either, but just one of them would be nice.


Take the car. It will age better.
 
2013-05-10 04:04:35 PM
I'd like to Packard that trunk.
 
2013-05-10 04:05:48 PM

Drexl's Eye: If you miss out on the Packard, you can always settle for  John Lennon's Ferrari.


Or just some ordinary schmuck's 330 for about half the price.
 
2013-05-10 04:06:02 PM
It looks a little used here and there. Still in good condition. The car's nice too.
 
2013-05-10 04:06:54 PM

viscountalpha: I have to wonder why people get all crazy just because someone else owned it. it feels really immature like "omg dita's ass was in this car!"

*shrug* I don't get it at all.


The iff chance that the seat would reatin a lingering trace of her "scent" would be enough for a lot of people...
 
2013-05-10 04:06:56 PM
If Dita's hard up for money I could help her out, in exchange for, how you say, personal services.
 
2013-05-10 04:08:18 PM
One of the best tit jobs ever. She should thank her surgeon every day for her millions.
 
2013-05-10 04:08:21 PM
She's also selling riding boots, a baby monitor, and a furby. I wonder if she'd do a package deal?
 
2013-05-10 04:08:23 PM
she's got some miles on her.

/the car's been driving a lot too

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2013-05-10 04:10:20 PM
I'm not a car guy, so at what point is a classic car still considered authentic if you've replaced the engine, tires, interior, glass, etc, etc. Is the only thing that matters is the frame???
 
2013-05-10 04:10:36 PM
Both, please.

\from what I've seen of her, she seems normal, well as normal as a person who's into the things she's into can be
 
2013-05-10 04:11:02 PM

Civil_War2_Time: One of the best tit jobs ever. She should thank her surgeon every day for her millions.


She does. She's very open in admitting she had a boob job.
 
2013-05-10 04:11:44 PM
I clicked on the dealer's feedback before the pictures.  She doesn't instill me with confidence.

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2013-05-10 04:12:34 PM
I would buy it but Comic Sans? No thanks.
 
2013-05-10 04:14:10 PM
I always say if you are going to sell a rare item on the Bay, turn it over to someone w/a 90.3 positive rating.  And if gumdrop girl is actually Dita the don't get on her bad side judging from seller responses to negative feedback.
 
2013-05-10 04:14:16 PM
My first thought.
24.media.tumblr.com

/actually second. I first thought of Dita, but I keep those thoughts private
 
2013-05-10 04:14:38 PM
Hmmm, interdasting

/bidding is decent low
 
2013-05-10 04:14:46 PM
I used to work for the guy that runs the website for the Packard club there in Costa Mesa. Worked on that website many a time.

Sadly, never got to meet Dita.
 
2013-05-10 04:15:16 PM

mcmnky: she's got some miles on her.

/the car's been driving a lot too

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I am very happy I read the thread first.  First thing I though of.

If anyone buys the Packard, check the glove box for a pencil.
 
2013-05-10 04:18:13 PM
Heh, and I just came from playing L.A Noire. How appropriate.
 
2013-05-10 04:19:40 PM

Arn_Dee: Heh, and I just came from playing L.A Noire. How appropriate.


LA Noire excited you that much?
 
2013-05-10 04:20:35 PM

Magorn: PC LOAD LETTER: Horseface with tons of makeup. Looking at her body aches my loins, however.

Not that much make-up.  Up close she's tie-your-toungue beautiful and really farking smart to boot.

/got to talk to her for about half an hour once....soul-selling material I tells ya


Yeah, this.  I got to meet her before she became as well-known as she is now, probably mid-to-late 90s I think.  She's also a hell of a nice gal.
 
2013-05-10 04:20:52 PM

dj_bigbird: Civil_War2_Time: One of the best tit jobs ever. She should thank her surgeon every day for her millions.

She does. She's very open in admitting she had a boob job.


I was just saying she should be thankful for the great job the surgeon did. It's long been known that they were fake, but that's artwork on a boob job. I bet well north of $10K back in the day.
 
2013-05-10 04:24:04 PM

CaliNJGuy: I always say if you are going to sell a rare item on the Bay, turn it over to someone w/a 90.3 positive rating.  And if gumdrop girl is actually Dita the don't get on her bad side judging from seller responses to negative feedback.


It does paint a mental picture of "I will cut you" in a really cliche' rosie perez voice..
 
2013-05-10 04:25:26 PM
oh yeah..oh yeah...oh yeah...oh yeah

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