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(KESQ Palm Springs)   I scream, you scream, we all scream at ice cream truck drivers who are drunk, pee in their vehicles or expose themselves to kids   (kesq.com ) divider line 24
    More: Dumbass, ice cream truck drivers, ice creams, vehicles  
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887 clicks; posted to Business » on 10 May 2013 at 3:23 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-10 01:22:03 PM  
Milkman Dan better watch his ass
 
2013-05-10 02:03:55 PM  
Dad?
 
2013-05-10 02:13:28 PM  
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2013-05-10 02:26:31 PM  
 
2013-05-10 03:53:32 PM  
remind me never to get lemonade from that ice cream truck.
 
2013-05-10 04:00:33 PM  

ManateeGag: remind me never to get lemonade from that ice cream truck.


Go around back; that's where the fudge is made.
 
2013-05-10 04:21:28 PM  
So we're pretty much screaming at all ice cream men, then?
 
2013-05-10 04:32:17 PM  
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2013-05-10 04:45:34 PM  
But then how will I get a salty treat?
 
2013-05-10 05:39:27 PM  
Is Richard Kuklinski still using the trucks to deposit bodies?  No?  Then aren't you acting a little overwrought?
 
2013-05-10 05:51:17 PM  
Ice Cream man is a pothead's BEST FRIEND! Deliver the munchies with a sweet tune.
 
2013-05-10 06:23:07 PM  
Instead of a beautiful childhood memory, I thought of Twisted Metal on the PS1.  I'm fine with that.
 
2013-05-10 08:05:08 PM  
Wait, that's wrong? My childhood no longer makes sense!
 
2013-05-10 08:29:48 PM  
If I had to drive around listening to Turkey in the Straw over and over and over and over again, you better believe I'd be drunk.
 
2013-05-10 09:25:33 PM  
mrjam.typepad.com
 
2013-05-10 09:41:18 PM  
All his flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.
 
2013-05-10 10:03:29 PM  
+1 Subby
 
2013-05-10 10:43:55 PM  
Why does the ice scream man play that music so loud?

To muffle the screams from the back.
 
2013-05-10 11:19:03 PM  

neversubmit: But then how will I get a salty treat?


Gotta suck that directly from the straw.
 
2013-05-10 11:35:55 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Is Richard Kuklinski still using the trucks to deposit bodies?  No?  Then aren't you acting a little overwrought?


Nah man. Richard knew the ice cream truck driver.
it was his buddy. Richard fed the bodies to rats. But he was not the ice cream guy

study it out
 
2013-05-11 04:17:08 AM  
The final straw was when one ice cream truck's music was Tool's "Stinkfist".
 
2013-05-11 02:58:09 PM  
So farking what if some guy pees in a jug while hes out driving around all day delivering delicious treats?  Should he have to drive to a fast food place every time he needs to 'ave a slash?
 
2013-05-11 08:29:16 PM  
Sorry!
 
2013-05-11 10:17:12 PM  
I guess the switch to ice cream isn't working out so well for Milkman Dan.
 
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