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(WBIR Knoxville)   Bad: Politician gets caught getting blown by a man in a public park. Badder: Judge orders man to write an explicit letter detailing the acts he is guilty of and ask for forgiveness from his family AND THE PUBLIC   (wbir.com) divider line 179
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2013-05-10 02:14:34 PM
Well, as long as the conviction gets wiped from his permanent record, it's all worth it. I mean, there won't be any real record that this ever happened, right? Five years from now, the words "Knox County Commissioner Jeff Ownby" and "oral sex with a man in a public park" will never appear together again anywhere. So this is a real godsend for him.
 
2013-05-10 02:27:05 PM
It better include the phrase, "And then I slowly pull his large member from his pants, throbbing with anticipation before I starting gently stroking it." Or I'm not accepting it.
 
2013-05-10 02:42:19 PM
The current writing of Penthouse letters not doing it for the judge?
 
2013-05-10 02:43:43 PM
 
2013-05-10 02:58:43 PM

I_Am_Weasel: The current writing of Penthouse letters not doing it for the judge?


My thoughts exactly. Look at the smile on the judge's face. The minute he gets his copy he's going to declare a recess and fap with it in his chambers.
 
2013-05-10 03:02:20 PM
If this wasn't a politician, there wouldn't be an option to have it removed from the record.

They'd be put on the sex offender list and forced to live accordingly. But because it's a politician, the rules are different.
 
2013-05-10 03:02:37 PM
As a citizen of Knox county, I will only accept his apology after I've had a chance to review the hot, lurid details of said knob-gobbling.
 
2013-05-10 03:03:35 PM
Special appointed prosecuting attorney William Brownlow Marsh of Cocke County opposed the diversion sentence.


LULZ
 
2013-05-10 03:03:46 PM
Brewer said Ownby must write a letter of apology that explicitly describes what took place at Sharp's Ridge in the type of verbiage the prosecution would use rather than the "carefully crafted" and vague terms the defense has used to this point.

IOW: judge needs new spank bank material
 
2013-05-10 03:03:52 PM
Classic Ownby.
 
2013-05-10 03:04:14 PM

Pocket Ninja: Well, as long as the conviction gets wiped from his permanent record, it's all worth it. I mean, there won't be any real record that this ever happened, right? Five years from now, the words "Knox County Commissioner Jeff Ownby" and "oral sex with a man in a public park" will never appear together again anywhere. So this is a real godsend for him.


Particularly since no one will repeatedly enter into a searchable medium those very words to guarantee a high search relevance.
 
2013-05-10 03:04:15 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Guided by the United States Constitution and strong religious beliefs, Commissioner Ownby wants to serve the 4th District and Knox County, to ensure the citizens a voice in their local government.


static.tvtropes.org
 
2013-05-10 03:05:50 PM
Conservative Republican Knox County, TN Commissioner Jeff Ownby Arrested for Public Gay Oral Sex RFLOL
 
2013-05-10 03:06:16 PM
Why is a blow-job-in-the-park such a turn-on for closeted gays?  The extra danger factor about being discovered?
 
2013-05-10 03:07:41 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Guided by the United States Constitution and strong religious beliefs, Commissioner Ownby wants to serve the 4th District and Knox County, to ensure the citizens a voice in their local government.


What a surprise.
 
2013-05-10 03:08:01 PM

FrancoFile: Why is a blow-job-in-the-park such a turn-on for closeted gays?  The extra danger factor about being discovered?


Because they support bush.
 
2013-05-10 03:08:12 PM

kid_icarus: As a citizen of Knox county, I will only accept his apology after I've had a chance to review the hot, lurid details of said knob-gobbling.


They should call you as an expert witness.
 
2013-05-10 03:08:46 PM
Geesh, where can ya go for a blowjob nowadays?
Can't do it in the park, can't do it in the Whitehouse, you're all such prudes.
 
2013-05-10 03:09:47 PM
He didn't try the "I didn't know I couldn't do that, officer." excuse?
 
2013-05-10 03:10:36 PM

FrancoFile: Why is a blow-job-in-the-park such a turn-on for closeted gays?  The extra danger factor about being discovered?


I got approached by someone when I was playing disc golf.  All I could say is, "You gotta be kidding me, right?"  And I am no stranger to dick.
 
2013-05-10 03:10:56 PM
Homosexuals think blowjobs have no value. That's why we give them away.
 
2013-05-10 03:11:11 PM

Stoker: Geesh, where can ya go for a blowjob nowadays?
Can't do it in the park, can't do it in the Whitehouse, you're all such prudes.


Maybe you should check in the prudery.
 
2013-05-10 03:12:06 PM
dear Knox County,

I never thought this would happen to me...
 
2013-05-10 03:12:16 PM
Ownby, 45, a first-term commissioner, and John McCracken, 53, were arrested May 24 after police spotted the two performing oral sex on each other in Sharps Ridge Park in North Knoxville, according to court records. They were in public and did not attempt to hide their actions, the arrest warrant states.

You know I know he was a conservative? No free rides here. You've got to earn your beej
 
2013-05-10 03:12:17 PM
So lets see. A Conservative southern Republican who probably rails against gay marriage gets caught having gay sex? Sounds about right. Republicans are a farking joke.
 
2013-05-10 03:12:22 PM
The best one of these is still the FL guy who claimed he's straight but was intimidated into receiving a beej in a park restroom.
 
2013-05-10 03:12:26 PM

monoski: Conservative Republican Knox County, TN Commissioner Jeff Ownby Arrested for Public Gay Oral Sex RFLOL


don't worry, you won't catch teh ghey

/grow up
 
2013-05-10 03:12:42 PM

FrancoFile: Why is a blow-job-in-the-park such a turn-on for closeted gays?  The extra danger factor about being discovered?


probably because their wives and kids are at home.
 
2013-05-10 03:12:44 PM
Pwnby!
 
2013-05-10 03:12:46 PM
Wow, this whole thing is......funny *chortle*

sucks for the commissioner tho.

/pa da dant...rimshot!
 
2013-05-10 03:13:29 PM
media.timesfreepress.com

And it better damned well make me all tingly under these robes!
 
2013-05-10 03:13:45 PM
Without looking at the article, I'm guessing he's a Republican?
 
Ant
2013-05-10 03:13:55 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Guided by the United States Constitution and strong religious beliefs, Commissioner Ownby wants to serve the 4th District and Knox County, to ensure the citizens a voice in their local government.


How did I know he'd be a conservative Republican?
 
2013-05-10 03:14:10 PM

Headso: FrancoFile: Why is a blow-job-in-the-park such a turn-on for closeted gays?  The extra danger factor about being discovered?

probably because their wives and kids are at home.


And they don't go to gay bars for fear of being recognized.

As if this debacle is any better.
 
2013-05-10 03:14:16 PM
50 Shades Of Gay - by Judge Brewer.
 
2013-05-10 03:14:32 PM
Was he giving or receiving the bj? Because receiving it isn't really gay. A mouth is a mouth, right? But if he was giving one, that's putting a dick in your mouth. That's totally gay, right? I'd like to get these questions answered before my camping trip with the scouts next week.
 
2013-05-10 03:14:52 PM

FrancoFile: Why is a blow-job-in-the-park such a turn-on for closeted gays?  The extra danger factor about being discovered?


I think it has to do specifically with the behavior encouraged by conservative Republicans and strong religious beliefs. My husband and I have no need to get freaky beyond the doors of our home, but it's not like your average self-hating, pole-smoking hypocrite can share his home with his husband, now is it?

Same complaint I have with those who claim a 1970s bathhouse encapsulates the "homosexual identity" or whatever the fark. Maybe if those men hadn't been raised over decades of being told how they could never openly love someone, were all going to hell anyway, etc. they might have more healthy and stable approaches to relationships?
 
2013-05-10 03:15:30 PM

Pocket Ninja: Well, as long as the conviction gets wiped from his permanent record, it's all worth it. I mean, there won't be any real record that this ever happened, right? Five years from now, the words "Knox County Commissioner Jeff Ownby" and "oral sex with a man in a public park" will never appear together again anywhere. So this is a real godsend for him.


While I enjoyed the sarcasm and post as usual, this isn't supposed to be a godsend for him.  The guy was found guilty.  So that means he pays a $500 fine and has a criminal record.  On sentencing, his lawyer asked for his conviction to be wiped from his record.  During the trial, it seems he never really admitted he farked up:

Until now, Ownby has not made any specific statements about the incident other than through his attorney's comments that the commissioner was "remorseful" for his "actions."

So I think the judge saw that as a huge slap in the face -- that this politician thought he could break the law, show up to court with his lawyer doing the talking, not admit guilt or apologize after conviction, pay $500 and then have the gall to ask that it be taken off his record.  So I think the judge decided to take that opportunity to shove it back in his face.

/now whether or not sex in public should be against the law is a different issue.
 
2013-05-10 03:16:06 PM
You gonna learn today!
 
2013-05-10 03:16:35 PM

kid_icarus: As a citizen of Knox county, I will only accept his apology after I've had a chance to review the hot, lurid details of said knob-gobbling.


Yeah. We're talking about this guy:
theknoxvillejournal.com

getting his dick sucked by this guy:

media.knoxnews.com

If that gets you hot, more power to you.
 
2013-05-10 03:17:04 PM

Atomic Spunk: Was he giving or receiving the bj? Because receiving it isn't really gay. A mouth is a mouth, right? But if he was giving one, that's putting a dick in your mouth. That's totally gay, right? I'd like to get these questions answered before my camping trip with the scouts next week.


Oh no, there were no free rides. Both parties were hard at work
 
2013-05-10 03:17:06 PM
o.onionstatic.com

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking this guy's cock?

/Oblig
 
2013-05-10 03:18:26 PM

Ant: How did I know he'd be a conservative Republican?


Because confirmation bias.
 
2013-05-10 03:18:45 PM

Krieghund: kid_icarus: As a citizen of Knox county, I will only accept his apology after I've had a chance to review the hot, lurid details of said knob-gobbling.

Yeah. We're talking about this guy:
[theknoxvillejournal.com image 271x273]

getting his dick sucked by this guy:

[media.knoxnews.com image 607x414]

If that gets you hot, more power to you.


LOL on Pic 1 - I can practically hear sad trombone.
 
Ant
2013-05-10 03:18:49 PM

abhorrent1: So lets see. A Conservative southern Republican who probably rails against gay marriage gets caught having gay sex? Sounds about right. Republicans are a farking joke.


You forgot self-loathing
 
2013-05-10 03:19:05 PM
pics.imcdb.org
 
2013-05-10 03:19:45 PM

Atomic Spunk: Was he giving or receiving the bj? Because receiving it isn't really gay. A mouth is a mouth, right? But if he was giving one, that's putting a dick in your mouth. That's totally gay, right? I'd like to get these questions answered before my camping trip with the scouts next week.



Here is another unanswered question: If you can suck your own dick, is that gay?

I personally don't think so, unless you swallow or shoot it all over your face on purpose.
 
2013-05-10 03:21:16 PM
At some point, the empirical data make it impossible not to conclude that every Republican sucks dick.  After all, we accept that "black man" is synonymous with "in jil", yet fewer black men are actually in prison compared to the number of Republican men on the hunt for catamites.

/I also figure that the reason Democrats stay in red states is the crazy amounts of poon they get from Republican wives desperate for cock.
 
2013-05-10 03:21:25 PM
Why is it always ugly old fat guys?

I can't fap to this!
 
2013-05-10 03:21:36 PM
Ok which one of you is Mike Underwood?

GBTW !

:-)
 
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