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2013-05-10 03:43:30 PM
2 votes:
How many "Top 10 American Cities...." lists are there? Umpteen Cockbillion?

I can't wait for tomorrow's list of "Top 10 American cities most likely to have a koala named Wilbur enrolled in a bikram yoga class".
2013-05-10 03:43:10 PM
2 votes:
The writer of this list tried at least.

Bless his heart.
2013-05-10 12:13:37 PM
2 votes:
"The 10 Most Redneck Cities in America" according to a person who doesn't know what a redneck is.
2013-05-10 11:54:38 AM
2 votes:
Atlanta is #1?  Atlanta isn't even in the top ten of the most redneck cities in Georgia.
2013-05-10 09:07:49 PM
1 votes:

Another Government Employee: 99.998er: Another Government Employee: bulldg4life: This list is silly. Atlanta isn't redneck.

Now, if you go 45 minutes in any direction, then it is redneck. But, inside the city limits it isn't.

It depends on your Area Code.  Anything inside 404, no.  Outside, yes.

1/3 correct. 770 & 678 also apply.

How do I know you have never spent time in Henry or Douglas Counties?



Because I can read & write.
2013-05-10 06:18:17 PM
1 votes:
Just read TFA. ATL #1? No way! In Atlanta you can't see the rednecks for all the yuppies and hoodlums in the way.
2013-05-10 05:48:50 PM
1 votes:

kwame: Florida ain't the South.


In FL, the farther north you go the farther south you are.
2013-05-10 04:17:27 PM
1 votes:
I know these are towns but for completeness I added these.

Top 11 In correct order:
1. Arab, Al
2, Gurley, Al
3. Cullman, Al
4. Enterprise, Al
5. Albertville, Al
6. Boaz, Al
7. Fyffe, Al
8. Jasper, Al
9. Daleville, Al
10. Montgomery, Al
11.  Any other city in Alabama

Mesa, AZ is as sophisticated as Vienna, Austria in comparison to any of them. In fact, many people from Alabama travel abroad to Mesa to get exposed to culture.
2013-05-10 04:12:31 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: List ignores Mississippi, Alabama and South Carolina?
Fail.


There are cities in Mississippi, Alabama, and South Carolina?

//I keed
//sort of
2013-05-10 04:02:02 PM
1 votes:
Let me pile this on the author: Those cowboy stores on Long Beach, CA sell to a different type of cowboy...
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2013-05-10 03:53:35 PM
1 votes:
My guess is that if you made a bet that Jeff Foxworthy doesn't live in any of the 10 most redneck cities, then you'd win. So I turned to my trusty scout, Google, to find out where he does live. Google says Alpharette, Georgia, but have a peek at his house:

http://www.celebrityhousepictures.com/jeff-foxworthy.php

If your house looks like a small Italian mountain village, you might be a redneck. Or just a nouveau riche comedian who makes a good living out gentle Horatian satire of his sisters and his cousins and his aunts.

Well, it does go a long way to proving he is the smartest of the Blue Collar Tour comics, that and not living in one of the 10 most redneck cities in the USA.

Well, insofar as Jane Fonda's favorite ex-hubby, Ted Turner, is a redneck (the billionaire character based on him in The Critic certainly was a member of the Higher Red Neck classes), then I guess you could say such a suburban sprawl of a house could be a sign of genuine redneck roots, at least South of the Mason Dixon line and West of General Sherman's grave.

Did you know that Jane Fonda's birth name was Lady Jayne Seymour Fonda, which means that she is named after a young, sweet, short-lived lady who had the misfortune of being advanced as a replacement for Queen Elizabeth the First? She was executed, along with a number of the would-be King-Makers. Queen Elizabeth was a Tudor and still half medieval in her methods of governance, although she was a really smart cookie.

I have a number of these high-ranked courtiers and plotters in my family tree but like everybody else, they are on Wikipedia, so I won't bother to look up their names for you. One of them was Queen Elizabeth's governess, although she doesn't seem to have been involved in the treasonable business.

Judging from that photo, I'd say that Jeff Foxworthy's residence is not in the 10 most redneck cities, or the 100, or the 1000, or the 10,000 or even the 100,000. His home base seems pretty upper income suburban, and could thus in theory be anywhere in the well-heeled Continental US. It just happens to be near Atlanta.
2013-05-10 03:46:47 PM
1 votes:
It seems Cleveland can't get enough bad press.
2013-05-10 03:45:21 PM
1 votes:

CavalierEternal: OH MY GOD, CLEVELAND HAS A WAL-MART? AND THE ARTICLE INCLUDES A PICTURE OF WHAT A WAL-MART MIGHT LOOK LIKE? JESUS CHRIST, IT MUST BE LIKE AN EPISODE OF "HEE-HAW" UP THERE!


I have to admit, aside from Case Western, NASA, arguably the best symphony in the world, a seriously well kept library system, amazing food, the second largest live theatre district in the US, the Science Center, RaRHOF, 4th St., brilliant architecture and historic homes, an international airport, widely lauded transit system, the Cleveland Clinic and a smattering of global legal, tech and manufacturing concerns, yeah, it's pretty much wall to wall Jethro and Elly Mae, here.  Troll article trolls poorly.
2013-05-10 03:42:57 PM
1 votes:

bulldg4life: This list is silly. Atlanta isn't redneck.

Now, if you go 45 minutes in any direction, then it is redneck. But, inside the city limits it isn't.


It depends on your Area Code.  Anything inside 404, no.  Outside, yes.
2013-05-10 03:42:23 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Redneck and ghetto are almost identical except location.


Ghetto= Minority, baggy clothes & low rider

Redneck= White, baggy overalls & pick up trucks.
2013-05-10 03:41:16 PM
1 votes:

I'd Like a Latte and a .22


"And here's an unrelated picture of some .40 ammo that I found on Flickr."
2013-05-10 03:38:51 PM
1 votes:
OH MY GOD, CLEVELAND HAS A WAL-MART? AND THE ARTICLE INCLUDES A PICTURE OF WHAT A WAL-MART MIGHT LOOK LIKE? JESUS CHRIST, IT MUST BE LIKE AN EPISODE OF "HEE-HAW" UP THERE!
2013-05-10 03:38:06 PM
1 votes:
Redneck and ghetto are almost identical except location.
2013-05-10 03:37:18 PM
1 votes:
No Knoxville Tennessee? Come for the strip malls, stay for the ingrained, blatant racism.
2013-05-10 03:35:55 PM
1 votes:

Born_Again_Bavarian: They also had a list for nerdiest cities............Sacramento and Atlanta made that list as well.

I'm starting to think that they didn't do a lot of research when they came up with these lists.


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2013-05-10 03:35:49 PM
1 votes:
It is enough to make you long for the upscale sophistication of Chicago or New York.

www.foxnews.com

www.osundefender.org
2013-05-10 03:33:42 PM
1 votes:
Whenever someone asks me where I'm from, I proudly say "Austin"-the land of live music, beautiful parks, active, healthy people, art, theater, and open-mindedness.

And as a result, she grew up so open-minded that she now writes smug, condescending articles making fun of people who like things she doesn't like.
2013-05-10 03:27:06 PM
1 votes:
"The 10 Most Redneck Cities in America." That Hipster author read yelp reviews on.

Much more accurate title.
2013-05-10 03:23:00 PM
1 votes:
List ignores Mississippi, Alabama and South Carolina?
Fail.
2013-05-10 02:28:19 PM
1 votes:
Or a city. Mesa, AZ is not a city, but a sprawling wasteland of crap and Mormons.
2013-05-10 01:49:47 PM
1 votes:
Sacramento? Really?!
2013-05-10 11:53:59 AM
1 votes:
This list is silly. Atlanta isn't redneck.

Now, if you go 45 minutes in any direction, then it is redneck. But, inside the city limits it isn't.
 
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