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2013-05-10 12:13:47 PM
It's unclear if the shooting was intentional or an accident.

They were probably high on the marijuana.
 
2013-05-10 12:21:35 PM
I really thought this was a teacher boinking a student article.  But then again, "smoking hot" wasn't in the headline.
 
2013-05-10 12:29:08 PM
I tried to guess what the headline would be and realized that I should just have a seat over there.
 
2013-05-10 12:30:11 PM
A few comments:

1.  Parents are ultimately responsible for NOT teaching their kids at a young age that guns are not toys.  Hell, my dad (not a gun guy by any stretch) went ballistic at me if I pointed a toy gun at him and pretended to shoot him.  The only guns we were allowed to point at each other were water pistols.

2.  Locker or trigger lock...why is this so hard to understand?

3.  11 is old enough to know if you point a gun at someone and pull the trigger they'll be hurt or killed.

4.  While I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, I also think there should be a class on responsible gun ownership (or a short test) in order to get a license to purchase.  There are way too many idiots out there.
 
2013-05-10 12:40:22 PM
A __Benghazi__ (number)-year-old __Benghazied___(verb) _a Benghazi____(number)-year-old in the _BENGHAZI___(noun). Oh, you better believe that's a BENGHAZI.
 
2013-05-10 12:42:27 PM

slayer199: While I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, I also think there should be a class on responsible gun ownership (or a short test) in order to get a license to purchase. There are way too many idiots out there.


While I strongly Benghazi in the Bengazi Amendment, I also Benghazi that there should be a Benghazi on responsible Benghaziying in order to get a Benghazi to Benghazi. There are way too many Benghazis out there.

/this is fun
 
2013-05-10 12:42:59 PM

slayer199: Hell, my dad (not a gun guy by any stretch) went ballistic at me if I pointed a toy gun at him and pretended to shoot him.


mobilegeeks.de
 
2013-05-10 12:44:46 PM

Somacandra: slayer199: While I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, I also think there should be a class on responsible gun ownership (or a short test) in order to get a license to purchase. There are way too many idiots out there.

While I strongly Benghazi in the Bengazi Amendment, I also Benghazi that there should be a Benghazi on responsible Benghaziying in order to get a Benghazi to Benghazi. There are way too many Benghazis out there.

/this is fun


LOL.  Maybe next year for April Fools, Drew can make all headlines Madlibs.
 
2013-05-10 12:45:12 PM

slayer199: A few comments:

1.  Parents are ultimately responsible for NOT teaching their kids at a young age that guns are not toys.  Hell, my dad (not a gun guy by any stretch) went ballistic at me if I pointed a toy gun at him and pretended to shoot him.  The only guns we were allowed to point at each other were water pistols.

2.  Locker or trigger lock...why is this so hard to understand?

3.  11 is old enough to know if you point a gun at someone and pull the trigger they'll be hurt or killed.

4.  While I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, I also think there should be a class on responsible gun ownership (or a short test) in order to get a license to purchase.  There are way too many idiots out there.


This happened in Camden, NJ.  Let me translate what you wrote to make it location-specific.

1) The parents, the neightborhood, and GTA have taught the kids what guns are for
2) Trigger locks are for pussies
3) The 11-year-old knew exactly what he was doing, and probably meant it
4) Right after they first person in the family gets their GED, they'll get right on that.
 
2013-05-10 12:45:36 PM
I shot the child
But I did not shoot the 19 year old
 
2013-05-10 12:45:47 PM
Camden, N.J.

The Florida of the Mid-Atlantic.
 
2013-05-10 12:47:32 PM

slayer199: 4. While I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, I also think there should be a class on responsible gun ownership (or a short test) in order to get a license to purchase. There are way too many idiots out there.


Well if you believe that according to the gun nuts that run the NRA you hate the 2nd amendment and hate America and want tyranny.
 
2013-05-10 12:48:21 PM
I was really expecting another dead toddler with a perforated colon from getting raped story.  I thought Fark might be going for the trifecta on those.
 
2013-05-10 12:51:20 PM

Somacandra: A __Benghazi__ (number)-year-old __Benghazied___(verb) _a Benghazi____(number)-year-old in the _BENGHAZI___(noun). Oh, you better believe that's a BENGHAZI.


You mean this isn't about Benghazi?  I was Benghazi that it was a Benghazi that Benghazied the Benghazi Benghazi.

/Benghazi
 
2013-05-10 12:52:15 PM
I imagine something like this, except with kids and guns instead of cats and a toy mouse:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-10 12:53:27 PM
Boy Shoots Boy In Face

Barber Beats Fellow Barber to Death: Police

When will this rash of X on X crime stop?
 
2013-05-10 12:54:11 PM

Barfmaker: I tried to guess what the headline would be and realized that I should just have a seat over there.


I thought it would be a story about Betty White defecating in the Hadron Collider.
 
2013-05-10 12:56:07 PM
A 46 year old cock-slapped a 3 year old in the throat.
 
2013-05-10 12:57:23 PM
A 40-year old found a 12-year old in the Alps?
 
2013-05-10 01:00:09 PM
What's wrong with it? He was only exercising his God-given, true blue, Realm American Second Amendment solution!
 
2013-05-10 01:05:54 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: What's wrong with it? He was only exercising his God-given, true blue, Realm American Second Amendment solution!


Exactly.
 
2013-05-10 01:19:26 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: What's wrong with it? He was only exercising his God-given, true blue, Realm American Second Amendment solution!


"Blue"!? He's a proud Red American!

/Old enough to remember when Red was the evil Commie color.
 
2013-05-10 01:21:15 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-10 01:32:37 PM
the right to bear children is not in the constitution, they need to be banned immediately.
 
2013-05-10 01:34:28 PM
One verb? You mean I can't say "rape" twice?
 
2013-05-10 01:36:12 PM

slayer199: While I strongly believe in the 2nd Amendment, I also think there should be a class on responsible gun ownership (or a short test) in order to get a license to purchase. There are way too many idiots out there.


We had an option to take a 2-day hunter safety class in school while I was in Junior High in the last days of the Spring term. It was really awesome. Plus a test and everything. Got to shoot a bit of skeet too, though I've never been great with a shotgun. A gun is a tool like a car is a tool. Both should require a usage/safety proficiency test.
 
2013-05-10 01:36:49 PM

RedPhoenix122: One verb? You mean I can't say "rape" twice?


You like rape, I take it?
 
2013-05-10 01:43:31 PM
Type of "Weapon" please?
Could be a squirt gun and these days it would be reported identically.
Details matter.
 
2013-05-10 01:54:14 PM
He didn't even have an opinion.
 
2013-05-10 01:54:40 PM
FTFA:
"The child was shot around 8 a.m. in an apartment at the Crestbury Apartments on the unit block of Hunter Street in Camden, N.J."

That should be all the explanation this one needs.....
 
2013-05-10 01:56:06 PM
Can we have laws seriously  busting ass on gun-owners so negligent that anybody can just pick up their loaded gun and start shooting?  Or would that be an infringement on the 2nd amendment?

Or should be finally just accept that 10k+ gun deaths per year are the price we pay for the 2nd amendment, and leave it at that?

Too bad calculators aren't phallic shaped and doing calculus doesn't give you a testostobuzz, because then we would be fighting for our right to do math.  We need more engineers than we do gun nuts.
 
2013-05-10 01:56:46 PM

wambu: Camden, N.J.

The Florida of the Mid-Atlantic.


Came to say something along these lines. Outside the waterfront, there is literally no reason to volutarily go to Camden.
 
2013-05-10 01:58:09 PM

theknuckler_33: wambu: Camden, N.J.

The Florida of the Mid-Atlantic.

Came to say something along these lines. Outside the waterfront, there is literally no reason to volutarily go to Camden.


Isn't Camden the murder capital of the mid-Atlantic to upper north east area, too?  I seem to remember that someone getting shot there was pretty much a daily occurrence.
 
2013-05-10 02:04:49 PM

ronaprhys: theknuckler_33: wambu: Camden, N.J.

The Florida of the Mid-Atlantic.

Came to say something along these lines. Outside the waterfront, there is literally no reason to volutarily go to Camden.

Isn't Camden the murder capital of the mid-Atlantic to upper north east area, too?  I seem to remember that someone getting shot there was pretty much a daily occurrence.


Maybe on a per capita basis. It's a pretty small city. I doubt it was ever a daily occurrence for any considerable length of time. It's still a pit though.
 
2013-05-10 02:06:52 PM
i486.photobucket.com
"Oh please, please, please, pleeeeeeze let it be just another accident in a gun-owner's house..."
 
2013-05-10 02:18:51 PM
Man, I was WAY off.
 
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2013-05-10 02:19:24 PM
That's what "abstinence only" gun education gets you.    Just like with any 'abstinence program', people get farked.       12 year olds?  damned well old enough to hunt, put meat on the table, and serve in the revolution.

g'head, keep stifling proper education, and keep watching kids get farked.   every kid this age should be experienced with a firearm and take the Eddie Eagle safety course.
 
2013-05-10 02:21:42 PM

Somacandra: A __Benghazi__ (number)-year-old __Benghazied___(verb) _a Benghazi____(number)-year-old in the _BENGHAZI___(noun). Oh, you better believe that's a BENGHAZI.


I can't believe it's not Benghazi.
 
2013-05-10 02:23:08 PM
Man, it's such a good thing those kids didn't have access to hammers or knives.
 
2013-05-10 02:28:21 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: He didn't even have an opinion.


His name was Marvin?
 
2013-05-10 02:29:34 PM
May as well make it like Mad Libs. ____ (number)-year-old _____(verb) _____(number)-year-old in the _____(noun)

THE WHOLE PENIS?!

...Wait did I guess wrong?
 
2013-05-10 02:32:43 PM
IF ONLY WE HAD TIGHTER RESTRICTIONS ON PRE-TEENS OWNING GUNS.
 
2013-05-10 02:43:36 PM
Well, at least I got the ages right.
 
2013-05-10 02:56:44 PM
Looks like schools need to start teaching gun safety, like Eddie Eagle..(not like the two schools in Houston who scheduled a class then declined when they found that EE is an NRA thing.)
 
2013-05-10 03:16:20 PM

frankencj: Looks like schools need to start teaching gun safety, like Eddie Eagle..(not like the two schools in Houston who scheduled a class then declined when they found that EE is an NRA thing.)


no no no. We need to keep kids further from guns. Prevent them from knowing guns exist at all. If we stick our heads deep enough into the sand, our problems will resolve themselves.
 
2013-05-10 03:34:35 PM
at first i thought "SEX ISNT SCARY"
but then i RTFA and it ain't about simple child pornography
 
2013-05-10 03:39:28 PM
Freaking ABC and their damn autoplay videos.
Immediately lost interest in the link

Go to hell, subbs.
 
2013-05-10 04:03:05 PM
Oh.  Like with a gun!  That's serious.
 
2013-05-10 04:10:05 PM
www.demotivationalposters.org

/hot like live ammo
 
2013-05-10 06:22:34 PM

DeathCipris: Freaking ABC and their damn autoplay videos.
Immediately lost interest in the link

Go to hell, subbs.


This. Lots and lots of this.
 
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