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(International Business Times)   Comedian Lisa Lampanelli loses 106 pounds, still has a really big mouth   (ibtimes.com) divider line 72
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2013-05-10 10:34:01 AM
So she's 400 lbs now then?
 
2013-05-10 10:37:12 AM
So when she's no longer able to do jokes about being a fat white chick that's irresisitible to black men, will she go away?
 
2013-05-10 10:38:24 AM
Just so you know: you mistakenly submitted this one with a "cool" tag
 
2013-05-10 10:39:16 AM
www.theepochtimes.com

Could be worse....
 
2013-05-10 10:47:21 AM
I know black penises are big, but 106 pounds is pretty ridiculous.
 
2013-05-10 10:52:36 AM
too bad she still has that face.
 
2013-05-10 11:28:26 AM

ManateeGag: too bad she still has that face.


It may just be her eyes and new-found jaw line, but I'm suddenly seeing a resemblance to Anne Coulter.

Her "eh" face is an asset, though.  I think that her insult-comic style goes over better when it is a fat and/or unattractive person delivering it.  If she was skinny and hot, it would just seem like a snub instead of bawdy humor.
 
2013-05-10 11:38:36 AM
Was it the exact 106 lbs that was standing in the way of her being funny?
 
2013-05-10 11:45:13 AM
So does that mean that black guys will stop hitting on her now?
 
2013-05-10 11:49:03 AM

LegacyDL: So does that mean that black guys will stop hitting on her now?


It means she's looking for a white guy now.
 
2013-05-10 11:50:36 AM

kbronsito: So when she's no longer able to do jokes about being a fat white chick that's irresisitible to black men, will she go away?


Yeah she just lost about 90% of her act along with that weight.
 
2013-05-10 11:51:38 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: LegacyDL: So does that mean that black guys will stop hitting on her now?

It means she's looking for a white guy now.


I thought, "...you never go back"?
 
2013-05-10 11:52:15 AM
i1247.photobucket.com

I hope there will be pudding.....
 
2013-05-10 11:52:45 AM
Bragging about losing weight by stomach surgery is nothing to brag about.
 
2013-05-10 11:54:28 AM
Not really a news flash, she is married to a white guy.
 
2013-05-10 11:55:08 AM

ManateeGag: too bad she still has that face.


And personality, and lack of humor.
 
2013-05-10 11:56:13 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Was it the exact 106 lbs that was standing in the way of her being funny?


No. Nothing can make her funny.
 
2013-05-10 11:56:52 AM

kbronsito: So when she's no longer able to do jokes about being a fat white chick that's irresisitible to black men, will she go away?


she already farked more black dudes than hurricane Katrina, time to move on, everything in moderation when you live a healthy lifestyle.
 
2013-05-10 12:01:55 PM
Still not that funny. But good for her.
 
2013-05-10 12:03:00 PM
She looked nearly anorexic on Celeb Apprentice this week.
 
2013-05-10 12:03:11 PM
If you are a fat comedian and lose weight that is like losing half of your act
 
2013-05-10 12:06:59 PM

markie_farkie: [www.theepochtimes.com image 676x450]

Could be worse....


Yeah.  Don't go sleeveless.
 
2013-05-10 12:08:31 PM
Good for her.
 
2013-05-10 12:09:45 PM
The only way I would be interested in this is if she lost the weight through decomposition
 
2013-05-10 12:10:44 PM
She's like Octomom. She doesn't have any kids, but she has had 80 fingers inside of her.

/RIP Greg Giraldo.
 
2013-05-10 12:21:21 PM
She looks a bit like Marlee Matlin now.
 
2013-05-10 12:28:11 PM

Uncle Pooky: She's like Octomom. She doesn't have any kids, but she has had 80 fingers inside of her.

/RIP Greg Giraldo.


Indeed. RIP, Greg
 
2013-05-10 12:29:34 PM
So, she's just lots and lots of skin flaps now?
 
2013-05-10 12:30:44 PM
She is closer to "Skinny Fat" now - but getting a rubber band around your stomach isn't anything to brag about. Start hitting the gym aggressively to tone that shiat up.
 
2013-05-10 12:31:37 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: ManateeGag: too bad she still has that face.

And personality, and lack of humor.


desertgeek: Lionel Mandrake: Was it the exact 106 lbs that was standing in the way of her being funny?

No. Nothing can make her funny.


I disagree.  I saw Take it Like a Man on late-nite TV, uncensored.  I laughed so hard I missed about 1/3 of the show.  So I bought the DVD.  To date I've loaned it out to about 20 people, and they all came back saying it was one of the funniest shows they'd ever seen.

I don't know what she's doing now, I've never seen any other of her stand-up shows...only a couple of roasts, and she was about the same as all the other guests...mostly forgettable.

(Except GARY BUSEY roasting Larry the Cable Guy.  That's one of the most outrageous bits ever.  The guy's a complete lunatic and it shows in that bit.)

But Take it Like a Man is damned funny.

/expect severe flames for this
//don't let me down
 
2013-05-10 12:32:10 PM

Walt_Jizzney: She is closer to "Skinny Fat" now - but getting a rubber band around your stomach isn't anything to brag about. Start hitting the gym aggressively to tone that shiat up.


and for god's sakes, do some kegals.
 
2013-05-10 12:39:19 PM

markie_farkie: [www.theepochtimes.com image 676x450]

Could be worse....


Could be Courtney Love's mom.
 
2013-05-10 12:40:41 PM
Pam?
 
2013-05-10 12:43:56 PM

factoryconnection: ManateeGag: too bad she still has that face.

It may just be her eyes and new-found jaw line, but I'm suddenly seeing a resemblance to Anne Coulter.

Her "eh" face is an asset, though.  I think that her insult-comic style goes over better when it is a fat and/or unattractive person delivering it.  If she was skinny and hot, it would just seem like a snub instead of bawdy humor.


I can't imagine her jokes going over worse
 
2013-05-10 12:55:52 PM

Valiente: markie_farkie: [www.theepochtimes.com image 676x450]

Could be worse....

Could be Courtney Love's mom.


I was thinking the same thing and was going to post that pic of Courtney when she was anorexic.
 
2013-05-10 01:08:39 PM

stuhayes2010: Bragging about losing weight by stomach surgery is nothing to brag about.


THIS. Whenever people ask me how I lost so much weight, I can proudly say "I ate less and exercised more". It sounds more accomplished than a fluffed up version of, "I took the lazy way out because I have no restraint or work ethic."
 
2013-05-10 01:09:02 PM

xxmedium: Just so you know: you mistakenly submitted this one with a "cool" tag

referred to Lisa Lampanelli as a comedian.
 
2013-05-10 01:16:53 PM
But she hasn't lost her ability to deliver a completely humorless line and pass it off as a joke.  Sometimes, you have to be true to yourself.
 
2013-05-10 01:25:41 PM

RoyHobbs22: kbronsito: So when she's no longer able to do jokes about being a fat white chick that's irresisitible to black men, will she go away?

she already farked more black dudes than hurricane Katrina, time to move on, everything in moderation when you live a healthy lifestyle.


True. As women get older its probably best they switch to smaller penises to lessen the wear and tear on the vagina.
 
2013-05-10 01:37:35 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 410x479]

I hope there will be pudding.....


From Between Her Toes.
 
2013-05-10 01:40:52 PM

stuhayes2010: Bragging about losing weight by stomach surgery is nothing to brag about.


Surgery alone doesn't do it. The Surgery simply limits volume. You could stil eat Cookies and Icecream for breakfast and gain weight.

There is a huge commitment in getting the surgery, to adhering to a strict regimin of healthy eating. By limiting the volume of food, you must ensure to get what you need into it or you will soon find yourelf ill and taking exteme suppliments to avoid health issues.
 
2013-05-10 01:43:49 PM

ristst: I disagree. I saw Take it Like a Man on late-nite TV, uncensored. I laughed so hard I missed about 1/3 of the show. So I bought the DVD. To date I've loaned it out to about 20 people, and they all came back saying it was one of the funniest shows they'd ever seen.

I don't know what she's doing now, I've never seen any other of her stand-up shows...only a couple of roasts, and she was about the same as all the other guests...mostly forgettable.

(Except GARY BUSEY roasting Larry the Cable Guy. That's one of the most outrageous bits ever. The guy's a complete lunatic and it shows in that bit.)

But Take it Like a Man is damned funny.

/expect severe flames for this
//don't let me down


I haven't seen "Take it Like a Man" (or at least I don't think I have).  Its from 2005.  Lisa's problem is she's a one-trick pony.  That may as well have been a funny show, but she certainly never moved on from there.  She gets worse as time goes on, because she only has one schtick.
 
2013-05-10 02:01:49 PM

shifter_: Surgery alone doesn't do it. The Surgery simply limits volume. You could stil eat Cookies and Icecream for breakfast and gain weight.


Not quite true.  Google "dumping syndrome." They don't call it that for the reason you're thinking of, but they could.
 
2013-05-10 02:07:14 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Pam?


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It's all about how you milk the cows on the farm.
 
2013-05-10 02:07:52 PM

Yes please: shifter_: Surgery alone doesn't do it. The Surgery simply limits volume. You could stil eat Cookies and Icecream for breakfast and gain weight.

Not quite true.  Google "dumping syndrome." They don't call it that for the reason you're thinking of, but they could.


Depends on the surgery.  There are several options out there.  Dumping doesn't occur with all of them.
 
2013-05-10 02:12:29 PM
she is still and will always be awful.
 
2013-05-10 02:13:16 PM

downstairs: ristst: I disagree. I saw Take it Like a Man on late-nite TV, uncensored. I laughed so hard I missed about 1/3 of the show. So I bought the DVD. To date I've loaned it out to about 20 people, and they all came back saying it was one of the funniest shows they'd ever seen.

I don't know what she's doing now, I've never seen any other of her stand-up shows...only a couple of roasts, and she was about the same as all the other guests...mostly forgettable.

(Except GARY BUSEY roasting Larry the Cable Guy. That's one of the most outrageous bits ever. The guy's a complete lunatic and it shows in that bit.)

But Take it Like a Man is damned funny.

/expect severe flames for this
//don't let me down

I haven't seen "Take it Like a Man" (or at least I don't think I have).  Its from 2005.  Lisa's problem is she's a one-trick pony.  That may as well have been a funny show, but she certainly never moved on from there.  She gets worse as time goes on, because she only has one schtick.


That goes for other comedians as well.  For instance...

Eddie Murphy-  Delirious was great....everything after that, not so much.
Richard Pryor-  Live in Concert was phenomenal....everything after that, not so much.  (Although Pryor had a buncha albums before that were very successful. But as to the films of his stand up, the first was great and the rest were not nearly as good)
Andrew Dice Clay-  The Diceman Cometh rocked....everything after that, not so much.

Still....Take it Like a Man is *very* funny.
 
2013-05-10 02:16:51 PM

markie_farkie: [www.theepochtimes.com image 676x450]

Could be worse....





i486.photobucket.com
Yup.
 
2013-05-10 02:21:09 PM

kbronsito: So when she's no longer able to do jokes about being a fat white chick that's irresisitible to black men, will she go away?


She hasn't done any of those in years.
 
2013-05-10 02:53:13 PM

HotWingConspiracy: kbronsito: So when she's no longer able to do jokes about being a fat white chick that's irresisitible to black men, will she go away?

Yeah she just lost about 90% of her act along with that weight.


Drew Carey had lazik surgery years ago and realized that his entire act was based on him wearing glasses.    So he now wears prop glasses whenever he is performing.
 
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