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(Daily Mail)   Farrah Abraham claims: 'I'm not that sexually active'. Yeah that's the joke   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
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2013-05-10 11:26:05 AM
Farrah Abraham claims: 'I'm nothing but an attention whore  not that sexually active'. Yeah that's the truth  joke
 
2013-05-10 11:45:44 AM
so... her recent sex tape was... what?
 
2013-05-10 11:49:37 AM
Yeah, and I'm not that much of a drunk.
 
2013-05-10 11:50:36 AM
What is she famous for?
 
2013-05-10 12:18:23 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: What is she famous for?



Getting knocked up as a teenager then being on two different highly popular MTV reality series.
 
2013-05-10 12:25:34 PM
I don't know, she's not what I would call a good actress, and she took it up the butt like a champ...........

/I would classify her as a good girl
//good girl
 
2013-05-10 12:32:50 PM

Sybarite: antidisestablishmentarianism: What is she famous for?


Getting knocked up as a teenager then being on two different highly popular MTV reality series.


Was wondering who the fark she was.  I mean, she's cute, but if her mental ability is "two MTV reality shows," I'm just not interested past a glance or a random farking.
 
2013-05-10 12:33:19 PM
She will be because I'm sure she'll do another porn shoot.
 
2013-05-10 12:36:47 PM
FTA: "Farrah Abraham has revealed she plans to open a restaurant with the money she got for selling her sex tape."

Parking in the rear, enter through the back door. Don't miss out on the tossed salad.
 
2013-05-10 12:37:03 PM

FlashHarry: so... her recent sex tape was... what?


A way to be so fundamentally unsexy that a guy whose day job is heroically sticking it up the pooper of hundreds of porn starlets is visibly revolted at how low he's sunk?

/haven't seen the tape, but enjoyed the article.

//really...
 
2013-05-10 12:43:22 PM
What a vapid attention whore.  She wanted everybody to think the "leaked" sex tape was her and just some boyfriend she had so she could stay in the spotlight

James Deen.. the porn star she PAID to make the tape with says "Whooa crazy biatch, your not gonna leak this tape and sully my name.  Your nothing but a whore who paid me to fark you.  We aren't bf/gf."

Vivid shouldn't have given her anything.
 
2013-05-10 12:45:18 PM

basemetal: I don't know, she's not what I would call a good actress, and she took it up the butt like a champ...........

/I would classify her as a good girl
//good girl


She sure did! She did not even flinch, this lets us all know that this is not the first anal dart to hit her browneye bullseye...
 
2013-05-10 12:48:56 PM

MaxxLarge: FTA: "Farrah Abraham has revealed she plans to open a restaurant with the money she got for selling her sex tape."

Parking in the rear, enter through the back door. Don't miss out on the tossed salad.


Annnnd we have reached the end of the thread, everyone. Nothing more to see here. Move along.
 
2013-05-10 12:49:22 PM

basemetal: I don't know, she's not what I would call a good actress, and she took it up the butt like a champ...........

/I would classify her as a good girl
//good girl


I may have to look up this tape when I get home. I'm sure you can get it for free somewhere.
 
2013-05-10 12:50:14 PM
And Hitler wasn't very racist.
 
2013-05-10 12:52:31 PM
First Lexi Belle and now this chick, both up the pooper?

James Deen is my hero!
 
2013-05-10 12:52:35 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: basemetal: I don't know, she's not what I would call a good actress, and she took it up the butt like a champ...........

/I would classify her as a good girl
//good girl

I may have to look up this tape when I get home. I'm sure you can get it for free somewhere.


There was a thread full of Fark Movie Reviewers a few days ago.
 
2013-05-10 12:55:25 PM
I guess you folks talking about how well she takes it up the butt haven't really watched the damn video. Yeah she took it in the pooper, but dude would get a few strokes in and she'd pull off. You want some real anal queens, find some Jasmyne Byrne, or some Jynx Maze videos. Those women take it like a champ, like they freaking love it.
 
2013-05-10 12:55:53 PM
People who die from ass cancer shouldn't be sexually active....
 
2013-05-10 12:57:36 PM

Paka Ono: First Lexi Belle and now this chick, both up the pooper?

James Deen is my hero!


Isn't he also dating Stoya?
 
2013-05-10 12:59:15 PM
I guess we will see her in another porn once her restaurant burns through her 1.5 million. I like it how she was comparing herself to Kim Kardashian, but the only difference I see is Kims mom marketed her better.
 
2013-05-10 01:01:12 PM
Sexually active? Nah, she just lays there.
 
2013-05-10 01:03:36 PM

FriarReb98: Sybarite: antidisestablishmentarianism: What is she famous for?


Getting knocked up as a teenager then being on two different highly popular MTV reality series.

Was wondering who the fark she was.  I mean, she's cute, but if her mental ability is "two MTV reality shows," I'm just not interested past a glance or a random farking.


I watched some goofy TMZ clip on YouTube where the cameraman used the word, "elaborate" and she had never heard of it. My point being, yeah, she's pretty dumb.
 
2013-05-10 01:05:39 PM
FTA:
Meanwhile it has been claimed that Farrah was turned down twice by a millionaire dating website.
Radar reports that the Teen Mom-turned-sex tape-star approached a company which seeks to set women up with rich men in an effort to 'search for a sugar daddy.'
Brandon Wade, CEO of SeekingArrangement.com claims he turned Farrah down twice as he believed she was not wanting to use the website for the 'right reasons.'
He said: 'She was just looking for a quick payoff, not a lasting mutually beneficial arrangement.


Haha, what a coont.  I hope her kid has some sort of trust and some of that cash is allocated to her, and then I hope this broad gets herpes on her b-hole.
 
2013-05-10 01:08:08 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I guess you folks talking about how well she takes it up the butt haven't really watched the damn video. Yeah she took it in the pooper, but dude would get a few strokes in and she'd pull off. You want some real anal queens, find some Jasmyne Byrne, or some Jynx Maze videos. Those women take it like a champ, like they freaking love it.


Eh, I thought she farked fairly well.  She did PTM, ATM, and took a massive facial.  She's okay in my books.

Also her pussy and anus were destroyed.
 
2013-05-10 01:10:28 PM

z3for2: Sexually active? Nah, she just lays there.


Agreed! While she is not bad to look at, her performance in the sack is rather uninspiring.

/So much better pron out there, one go around is good for this...
 
2013-05-10 01:16:23 PM
Well, one thing you can say is that her video is arguably the best of the "leaked" celebrity videos (and vastly superior to Kim Kardashian's or Paris Hilton's).  It's already on Pornhub if anyone is still looking for it.

/or so I've been told
 
2013-05-10 01:17:52 PM

FlashHarry: so... her recent sex tape was... what?


Only does it for money and notoriety?
 
2013-05-10 01:19:47 PM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: z3for2: Sexually active? Nah, she just lays there.

Agreed! While she is not bad to look at, her performance in the sack is rather uninspiring.

/So much better pron out there, one go around is good for this...



Her beej technique didn't look that good, so maybe she doesn't have that much experience.
Or maybe she just gives lousy head.
 
2013-05-10 01:19:57 PM

Polish Hussar: Paka Ono: First Lexi Belle and now this chick, both up the pooper?

James Deen is my hero!

Isn't he also dating Stoya?


Not that I know anything about this kind of thing, but look up Hysterical Literature series on Youtube. It's NSFW but the first one in the series featured her.  Kinda epic.
 
2013-05-10 01:35:41 PM
Good lord man look at the size of those feet!
 
2013-05-10 01:35:45 PM
Meh ... hot people problems.
 
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2013-05-10 01:38:19 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: basemetal: I don't know, she's not what I would call a good actress, and she took it up the butt like a champ...........

/I would classify her as a good girl
//good girl

I may have to look up this tape when I get home. I'm sure you can get it for free somewhere.


I've "heard" there is a clip on the hub of pron...
 
2013-05-10 01:45:10 PM

The Singing Bush: It's already on Pornhub if anyone is still looking for it.


Is the full version up there now? All I've seen on Pornhub was the abridged version. It's only 5 minutes long and apparently cut a lot of stuff out (anal).
 
2013-05-10 01:45:50 PM

DemDave: The Singing Bush: It's already on Pornhub if anyone is still looking for it.

Is the full version up there now? All I've seen on Pornhub was the abridged version. It's only 5 minutes long and apparently cut a lot of stuff out (anal).


The full version is on all the usual torrent sites.  Has been for a while now.
 
2013-05-10 01:46:55 PM

Paka Ono: First Lexi Belle and now this chick, both up the pooper?

James Deen is my hero!


Dude, the list of porn stars that this guy has nailed in the ass would fill a volume of the Encyclopedia Brittanica.
 
2013-05-10 01:47:14 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Polish Hussar: Paka Ono: First Lexi Belle and now this chick, both up the pooper?

James Deen is my hero!

Isn't he also dating Stoya?

Not that I know anything about this kind of thing, but look up Hysterical Literature series on Youtube. It's NSFW but the first one in the series featured her.  Kinda epic.


I have fapped to Lexi Belle and Stoya so many times now I can't fap to them any more due to my limited fapping availability.  But man, Stoya is so damned hot.  So farking hot.  Jesus, I'm going to have to rub one out in the office bathroom now.
 
2013-05-10 01:50:44 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: What is she famous for?


ATM.
.
..
...
Yuck.
 
2013-05-10 02:01:51 PM
I wish more demure women would act in the same fashion.

It would make my life more interesting.
 
2013-05-10 02:08:00 PM

DemDave: The Singing Bush: It's already on Pornhub if anyone is still looking for it.

Is the full version up there now? All I've seen on Pornhub was the abridged version. It's only 5 minutes long and apparently cut a lot of stuff out (anal).


It's 42 minutes, so I'm assuming that's the whole scene.  There's a separate solo scene in a car that's around 15 minutes or so.  If it's not there anymore, it must have been taken down.
 
2013-05-10 02:12:02 PM

beerrun: Paka Ono: First Lexi Belle and now this chick, both up the pooper?

James Deen is my hero!

Dude, the list of porn stars that this guy has nailed in the ass would fill a volume of the Encyclopedia Brittanica.


http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=JamesDeen/gender=m/James-Deen. ht m  (obviously NSFW, b/c it's a freaking pr0n database)

Unfortunately, iafd only lists anal if the chick is on the receiving end. So the chick's listing will say anal, but Deen won't be. You'd have to go through, movie by movie, scene by scene, to figure out how many times he's banged a chick in the ass, and how many were different girls.

/so my friend tells me
 
2013-05-10 02:22:42 PM

2MS: antidisestablishmentarianism: basemetal: I don't know, she's not what I would call a good actress, and she took it up the butt like a champ...........

/I would classify her as a good girl
//good girl

I may have to look up this tape when I get home. I'm sure you can get it for free somewhere.

I've "heard" there is a clip on the hub of pron...


Oh yeah, I'm not paying for that whore.
 
2013-05-10 02:42:52 PM
So I've seen like 5 minutes of this video and that James Deen dude seems that he cares if she's getting off.
 
2013-05-10 02:45:23 PM

A Terrible Human: So I've seen like 5 minutes of this video and that James Deen dude seems that he cares if she's getting off.


It's almost like he's a paid actor, isn't it?
 
2013-05-10 02:53:09 PM
In this day and age why would Vivid pay a million for this?  Just go to youporn and look up hot skinny brunette, and you're done.
 
2013-05-10 02:53:28 PM
Wer?
 
2013-05-10 02:57:50 PM

PizzaJedi81: A Terrible Human: So I've seen like 5 minutes of this video and that James Deen dude seems that he cares if she's getting off.

It's almost like he's a paid actor, isn't it?


Why yes,yes it does.
 
2013-05-10 03:10:10 PM
I would like to have sex with James Deen.

That is all.
 
2013-05-10 03:53:47 PM

Tak the Hideous New Girl: I would like to have sex with James Deen.

That is all.




It's the consent form that does it for ya, huh?

/wonders what sex is like with a consent form
 
2013-05-10 03:54:46 PM
Wow, they replace the star whores quickly these days.

welcome2cali.com
Why so sad?
 
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