Magorn: ChipNASA: Yeah, even with stealing $ 45,000,000 and being geniuses doing it....they *still* got caught.That's the bad thing about being a criminal. It's not *if* you're going to get caught, it's when.The ONLY (and this is debatable) person who EVER got away with his crime was.....[i.cdn.turner.com image 150x188]not really true, we only know about the ones who got caught. Years ago, one person stole approximate $5 from a system of ATMs in one day. Cops figure he had to be a former programmer on the systems because he exploited a known vulberability in the machines-0ne they still haven;t fixed because the occasional multi-million heist is still cheaper than patching every ATM in existance
ChipNASA: First National Bank of Fark
ChipNASA: MOGGEE: EvilEgg: Aarontology: Become too big to fail and you can steal billions.That's always the joke, the best way to rob a bank is to own it.[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 160x160]That's it....I'm going to start the First National Bank of Fark.I'll give Drew 10% and then just charge an assload of fees like everyone else does to let you use your *OWN* gotdamn money, and then ........PROFIT!!!!!!
MOGGEE: EvilEgg: Aarontology: Become too big to fail and you can steal billions.That's always the joke, the best way to rob a bank is to own it.[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 160x160]
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