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(CNBC)   How to Steal 45 Million. Somehow a lot less charming without Hepburn and O'Toole   (cnbc.com) divider line 7
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2013-05-10 11:18:20 AM  
2 votes:
I smell Hollywood adaptation in the future, starring George Clooney, Ice-T, and Yakov Smirnov.
2013-05-10 01:06:51 PM  
1 votes:

Magorn: ChipNASA: Yeah, even with stealing $ 45,000,000 and being geniuses doing it....they *still* got caught.

That's the bad thing about being a criminal. It's not *if* you're going to get caught, it's when.
The ONLY (and this is debatable) person who EVER got away with his crime was.....
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not really true, we only know about the ones who got caught.  Years ago, one person stole approximate $5 from a system of ATMs in one day.  Cops figure he had to be a former programmer on the systems because he exploited a known vulberability in the machines-0ne they still haven;t fixed because the occasional multi-million heist is still cheaper than patching every ATM in existance


Umm, is it surprising we never heard about $5 being stolen?
2013-05-10 12:44:30 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: First National Bank of Fark


ChipNASA: MOGGEE: EvilEgg: Aarontology: Become too big to fail and you can steal billions.

That's always the joke, the best way to rob a bank is to own it.

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That's it....I'm going to start the First National Bank of Fark.
I'll give Drew 10% and then just charge an assload of fees like everyone else does to let you use your *OWN* gotdamn money, and then ........PROFIT!!!!!!

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-05-10 12:00:02 PM  
1 votes:
robert.accettura.com
2013-05-10 11:32:37 AM  
1 votes:

MOGGEE: EvilEgg: Aarontology: Become too big to fail and you can steal billions.

That's always the joke, the best way to rob a bank is to own it.

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 160x160]


That's it....I'm going to start the First National Bank of Fark.
I'll give Drew 10% and then just charge an assload of fees like everyone else does to let you use your *OWN* gotdamn money, and then ........PROFIT!!!!!!
2013-05-10 11:24:57 AM  
1 votes:
Viral marketing for a Terminator 2 re-release?
2013-05-10 11:22:23 AM  
1 votes:
Yeah, even with stealing $ 45,000,000 and being geniuses doing it....they *still* got caught.

That's the bad thing about being a criminal. It's not *if* you're going to get caught, it's when.
The ONLY (and this is debatable) person who EVER got away with his crime was.....
i.cdn.turner.com
 
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