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(Salon)   The future of television is basically "Ow, My Balls"   (salon.com) divider line 10
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2013-05-10 10:35:17 AM
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recently.rainweb.net
2013-05-10 09:59:18 AM
2 votes:

Burr: " Here's how great it is to be white, I could get in a time machine and go to any time and it would be farkin' awesome when I get there. That is exclusively a white privilege. Black people can't fark with time machines. A black guy in a time machine is like hey anything before 1980 no thank you, I don't want to go. But I can go to any time. The year 2, I don't even know what was happening then but I know when I get there, welcome we have a table right here for you sir. ... thank you, it's lovely here in the year 2. I can go to any time in the past, I don't want to go to the future and find out what happens to white people because we're going to pay hard for this shiat, you gotta know that ... we're not just gonna fall from number 1 to 2. They're going to hold us down and fark us in the ass forever and we totally deserve it but for now... wheeeee. If you're white and you don't admit that it's great, you're an asshole. It is great and I'm a man. How many advantages can one person have? I'm a white man, you can't even hurt my feelings. What can you really call a white man that really digs deep? Hey cracker ... oh ruined my day. Boy shouldn't have called me a cracker, bringing me back to owning land and people what a drag. "

-Louis C.K.


And damnit...wrong thread....

/can I go home now
2013-05-10 09:45:49 AM
2 votes:
There are auction shows, redneck masturbation shows, teen melodrama shows, and no-talent contests. There are outliers, but they're being weeded out and eliminated as we speak. I think, "Ow, my balls!" might be too highbrow for TLC.
2013-05-10 10:10:18 AM
1 votes:
They're more likely to own a game console than a TV

So...does anyone else see an inherent problem with this statement?
2013-05-10 09:50:35 AM
1 votes:
This thread sponsored by ABC's Wipeout
2013-05-10 09:49:04 AM
1 votes:
Everytime you watch Jersey Shore a book commits suicide.
2013-05-10 09:44:59 AM
1 votes:
Go away!

'Batin'!
2013-05-10 09:44:24 AM
1 votes:
What, was the Obvious tag on a StarbuXXX run?

/that, I might support
2013-05-10 09:44:13 AM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Oscar material right there
2013-05-10 09:28:46 AM
1 votes:
Better get one of these ordered, then......

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