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(Stylist)   Rejuvenate your skin with the all-new sheep placenta facial. Or try bull semen conditioner - because you're worth it   (stylist.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-05-10 10:18:35 AM  
I offer alternative, more budget-minded facials
 
2013-05-10 10:18:53 AM  
I've seen this on the internet, seems to work for the girls.
 
2013-05-10 10:18:55 AM  
Sorry.  I prefer a bath in the blood of Christian virgins.
 
2013-05-10 10:18:56 AM  
Paging Dr Alexis Carrel ....
 
2013-05-10 10:20:39 AM  
"organically-produced bull's semen"
 
2013-05-10 10:20:41 AM  
Seen making conditioner:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-10 10:24:13 AM  
Mmmm cold placenta sandwiches...
 
2013-05-10 10:28:55 AM  
But when I do it for the ladies the farking police are called.  Where is the farking equality?
 
2013-05-10 10:30:13 AM  
I eat six human pituitary glands each day to keep me young.  They must be fresh no more than a few hours dead
 
2013-05-10 10:32:31 AM  
Just do not get it on the windows or the walls.
 
2013-05-10 10:32:48 AM  
I bet it's that "religion gene."
 
2013-05-10 10:33:28 AM  

thecpt: Mmmm cold placenta sandwiches...


art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-05-10 10:35:05 AM  
Oblig:
blogs.miaminewtimes.com
 
2013-05-10 10:35:10 AM  
I can't believe the only one of these under investigation is the fish pedicure.

/eating pig's feet is disgusting
//hork!
///yes, i know people have eaten pig's feet for centuries, it's still gross
 
2013-05-10 10:46:31 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: thecpt: Mmmm cold placenta sandwiches...


I think it's my favorite pa. between that one and what the eff? Or anyone with fruit farker
 
2013-05-10 10:58:36 AM  
A girl in my equine science class got a faceful of horse semen when the stallion "missed" the AI sleeve on his last thrust - to think, we could've sold the stuff to people with more money/vanity than sense.

\She was covered in it
\\ This was the university's best stud stallion
\\\ So glad I was out of the line of fire in that incident.
 
2013-05-10 11:15:52 AM  
Has anyone ever figured out why semen really stings when it gets in an eye?

Does this skin care product contain whatever causes the sting or has it been removed?
 
2013-05-10 11:23:12 AM  

dopekitty74: I can't believe the only one of these under investigation is the fish pedicure.

/eating pig's feet is disgusting
//hork!
///yes, i know people have eaten pig's feet for centuries, it's still gross


Poor Snowflake. Here, have a pig's snout, it ain't got no bones like the trotters does.

</joking>

HairBolus: Has anyone ever figured out why semen really stings when it gets in an eye?

Does this skin care product contain whatever causes the sting or has it been removed?


Have you tried early withdrawl? It might lessen the pain.
 
2013-05-10 11:50:52 AM  
so.....does the image of foriegn bull farms manned by child labor disturb anybody?


/so many ways to word that
 
2013-05-10 12:13:28 PM  
s9.postimg.org
 
2013-05-10 02:01:51 PM  
After harvesting and utilizing the placenta, one can also employ the bladder to prevent earthquakes.
 
2013-05-10 03:13:05 PM  
Just don't use them together - you'll get ruminantic fever
 
2013-05-10 03:18:47 PM  
So... how much do sheep placentas sell for? Are rare breed sheep placentas worth more than commercial breed placentas, or does size matter more than origin?

...

You know what, never mind. There's no way it's worth it. The ewes do a fine job taking care of the afterbirth on their own, and they can continue to do so.

/People are crazy
 
2013-05-10 04:51:56 PM  

Canton: So... how much do sheep placentas sell for? Are rare breed sheep placentas worth more than commercial breed placentas, or does size matter more than origin?

...

You know what, never mind. There's no way it's worth it. The ewes do a fine job taking care of the afterbirth on their own, and they can continue to do so.

/People are crazy


i1222.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-11 08:03:08 AM  

Meatybrain: Canton: So... how much do sheep placentas sell for? Are rare breed sheep placentas worth more than commercial breed placentas, or does size matter more than origin?

...

You know what, never mind. There's no way it's worth it. The ewes do a fine job taking care of the afterbirth on their own, and they can continue to do so.

/People are crazy

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That lamb is clearly wondering whether his mom will be making a sandwich out of that.

/Picture looks almost too clean
//But yes, that is how they do that
///Sandwich-free
 
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