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(ABC)   Wrigley takes new caffeinated gum off the market after threats of legislation on gum control   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 23
    More: Followup, Wrigley Field, caffeinated gum, Mars Inc., Food and Drug Administration  
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2013-05-10 09:15:15 AM
Gum grabbers.
 
2013-05-10 09:18:13 AM
It was further reported that Wrigley will be fielding consumer complaints at their office at 1060 West Addison.
 
2013-05-10 09:26:06 AM
Damn, I was both excited at the introduction of caffeinated gum and depressed at its removal, all in the same sentence.

They need to invent Mio with caffeine. For us non-coffee, caffeine-based lifeforms.
 
2013-05-10 09:30:08 AM
It was inevitable. Back in the 90's caffeinated gum failed because it tasted bad. Caffeine does not taste great, and that is why it doesn't work in many foods. Sodas need a shiat load of sweetener to get over this fact.
 
2013-05-10 09:36:29 AM
I guess Cubs fans will have to go back to taking speed to get through day games in August.
 
2013-05-10 09:38:50 AM
Founding Fathers only chewed hardened tree sap.
 
2013-05-10 09:40:11 AM
When gum is outlawed, only outlaws will have gum.
 
2013-05-10 10:00:57 AM
The only way to stop a bad guy with some gun is with a good guy with some gun.
 
2013-05-10 10:13:58 AM
I actually lol'd.  +1 subby
 
2013-05-10 10:24:41 AM
Nice the article had a handy picture of what gum doesn't look like...

a.abcnews.com
 
2013-05-10 10:29:00 AM

ThreadSinger: Damn, I was both excited at the introduction of caffeinated gum and depressed at its removal, all in the same sentence.

They need to invent Mio with caffeine. For us non-coffee, caffeine-based lifeforms.


So you're saying that I've imagined the bottles of Mio energy that I've bought before?
 
2013-05-10 10:47:53 AM

Deamos: ThreadSinger: Damn, I was both excited at the introduction of caffeinated gum and depressed at its removal, all in the same sentence.

They need to invent Mio with caffeine. For us non-coffee, caffeine-based lifeforms.

So you're saying that I've imagined the bottles of Mio energy that I've bought before?


I did not know these existed! I only get the ones I do have from the local convenience store, and the selection is paltry.

I must seek these out...

Thank you, fellow caffeine-being!
 
2013-05-10 10:56:25 AM

ThreadSinger: Deamos: ThreadSinger: Damn, I was both excited at the introduction of caffeinated gum and depressed at its removal, all in the same sentence.

They need to invent Mio with caffeine. For us non-coffee, caffeine-based lifeforms.

So you're saying that I've imagined the bottles of Mio energy that I've bought before?

I did not know these existed! I only get the ones I do have from the local convenience store, and the selection is paltry.

I must seek these out...

Thank you, fellow caffeine-being!


Supermarkets, Walmart or failing those, Amazon are your friends. Happy hunting.
 
2013-05-10 11:19:10 AM
Next they'll come for our spear-mint.
 
2013-05-10 11:25:13 AM
FTFA"when the caffeine is added to items like candy that are attractive to children"

I am so sick of this mentality. Should we just make all adult foods, drinks, and consumables lima beans and liver & onion flavor to prevent kids from being interested?
 
2013-05-10 12:12:04 PM
Ill just stick to Black Black.
 
2013-05-10 12:36:35 PM
"YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY MY BAZOOKA FROM MY COLD, STICKY HANDS!!"

o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-05-10 02:08:32 PM

ThreadSinger: Damn, I was both excited at the introduction of caffeinated gum and depressed at its removal, all in the same sentence.

They need to invent Mio with caffeine. For us non-coffee, caffeine-based lifeforms.


Well, there's tea.

/Can drink coffee anymore
//kills my stomach
 
2013-05-10 06:30:57 PM
Caffeinated gum?!?!

1) Where is it?
2) Give it to me.
 
2013-05-10 07:10:19 PM
 
2013-05-10 08:08:01 PM
 
2013-05-11 12:38:26 AM

Lorelle: "YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY MY BAZOOKA FROM MY COLD, STICKY rock hard HANDS  !!"

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FTFY
 
2013-05-11 12:55:56 AM

ThreadSinger: Damn, I was both excited at the introduction of caffeinated gum and depressed at its removal, all in the same sentence.

They need to invent Mio with caffeine. For us non-coffee, caffeine-based lifeforms.


www.supplementcentral.com

I like tea better.

/truck driver
//cut them in half. 200mg is too much in one shot.
 
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