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(Plymouth Herald)   Woman told soldier in Afghanistan she was pregnant with his twins in bid to get his cash - went on to claim she had cancer, had her cervix sewn up, was inheriting a fortune and was dead   (plymouthherald.co.uk) divider line 47
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2013-05-10 09:37:12 AM  
Is she dating Manti Te'o?
 
2013-05-10 09:40:32 AM  
So half of family dead, and the other half pregnant?
 
2013-05-10 09:41:17 AM  

spentmiles: He should be tried for violations of US bestiality laws.


Also being retarded while serving. However I don't think this was in the US xD
 
2013-05-10 09:43:04 AM  

czetie: Is she dating Manti Te'o?


Done in one
 
2013-05-10 09:43:13 AM  
She's rather fetching. I can see why they were taken in.

/puke
 
2013-05-10 09:44:08 AM  
texdent:  So half of family dead, and the other half pregnant?

www.jamiefarr.com

Blew right out of Gone With The Wind
 
2013-05-10 09:45:35 AM  
Story reminds me of a girl I knew while I was in the Marine Corps who would con military guys and clean out their bank accounts. She even made it on the national news. Known as the "Military Mistress."

She even lived with me for a month off base. I tried telling all my Marines what she was doing, but no one believed me.

http://cmm.lefora.com/2010/06/01/serial-bigamist-bobbi-finley-aka-30 -o ther-names-ta/

/csb
 
2013-05-10 09:45:37 AM  
I tend to think that ugly people aren't actually attracted to eachother, but rather just tolerated one another in order to get their basic needs met.  Either I am totally wrong or those guys are extremely tolerant.
 
2013-05-10 09:46:12 AM  
Over in three and seven.
 
2013-05-10 09:55:17 AM  

I Love Rooster: Story reminds me of a girl I knew while I was in the Marine Corps who would con military guys and clean out their bank accounts. She even made it on the national news. Known as the "Military Mistress."

She even lived with me for a month off base. I tried telling all my Marines what she was doing, but no one believed me.

http://cmm.lefora.com/2010/06/01/serial-bigamist-bobbi-finley-aka-30 -o ther-names-ta/

/csb


WTF? How the heck? You all must get awful lonely in that there military!
 
2013-05-10 09:55:59 AM  

texdent: So half of family dead, and the other half pregnant?


it's an oldie but a goodie.
 
2013-05-10 09:58:16 AM  
Having a girlfriend or boyfriend or husband or wife back home has led to much heartbreak, trauma, and death.

Don't do it. You miss out on uh.. "opportunities" abroad.

/work with vets.
//oh the stories.
 
2013-05-10 09:58:39 AM  
So, this was like pretty much all other relationships.
 
2013-05-10 10:00:05 AM  

skankboy: She's rather fetching.


In the sense that she's a total dog, I guess.
 
2013-05-10 10:00:23 AM  
But she didn't mention a word about her pressing need for orthodontia services.  Or was that the next card she was planning on playing after telling them she was dead?
 
2013-05-10 10:00:40 AM  

KimNorth: I Love Rooster: Story reminds me of a girl I knew while I was in the Marine Corps who would con military guys and clean out their bank accounts. She even made it on the national news. Known as the "Military Mistress."

She even lived with me for a month off base. I tried telling all my Marines what she was doing, but no one believed me.

http://cmm.lefora.com/2010/06/01/serial-bigamist-bobbi-finley-aka-30 -o ther-names-ta/

/csb

WTF? How the heck? You all must get awful lonely in that there military!


I was stationed in 29 Palms, Ca. Nothing is there. The men outnumber the women 60 to 1. I mean I was not the hottest looking female either and I always had to fight them off with a stick. She also targeted young guys. They missed their homes and families and were vulnerable. She showed them attention and they got hooked. One of her ex husbands said she was hotter when he met her, but that is how she looked when I knew her.
 
2013-05-10 10:01:05 AM  
Miss Cater said: "The defendant then claimed her mum had disappeared and her dad had died but she was unable to give clear answers."

Either the con woman is a Brit or she works at a florist making very cheap flower arrangements.
 
2013-05-10 10:02:36 AM  
She 's not dead, she's pining for the fyords.
www.jewishworldreview.com
 
2013-05-10 10:02:38 AM  
"Dear John, I died".....
 
2013-05-10 10:03:05 AM  

KimNorth: I Love Rooster: Story reminds me of a girl I knew while I was in the Marine Corps who would con military guys and clean out their bank accounts. She even made it on the national news. Known as the "Military Mistress."

She even lived with me for a month off base. I tried telling all my Marines what she was doing, but no one believed me.

http://cmm.lefora.com/2010/06/01/serial-bigamist-bobbi-finley-aka-30 -o ther-names-ta/

/csb

WTF? How the heck? You all must get awful lonely in that there military!


Oh, they do, they do. Kinda glad I only went Reserves.
 
2013-05-10 10:04:23 AM  
Has an answer for this...
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-10 10:05:48 AM  

KimNorth: I Love Rooster: Story reminds me of a girl I knew while I was in the Marine Corps who would con military guys and clean out their bank accounts. She even made it on the national news. Known as the "Military Mistress."

She even lived with me for a month off base. I tried telling all my Marines what she was doing, but no one believed me.

http://cmm.lefora.com/2010/06/01/serial-bigamist-bobbi-finley-aka-30 -o ther-names-ta/

/csb

WTF? How the heck? You all must get awful lonely in that there military!



When I was at Ft. Lewis in the 80s, I knew three guys married to the same local woman.  Not at the same time, of course.  She'd marry one, get what she wanted, and move on to some naive kid fresh out of basic training, one who didn't yet know her reputation.

Yeah, it gets lonely, and recruits are basically dumbass kids with no life experience.  It's a target rich environment for these women.
 
2013-05-10 10:06:11 AM  
Pretty sad when the good news portion of the article is: "However, it was later discovered that she had not been pregnant and was sterilised."
 
2013-05-10 10:07:01 AM  
Bootstrappy.
 
2013-05-10 10:07:42 AM  
She's quite a catch.
 
2013-05-10 10:09:10 AM  
I don't want no Okie from Muscogee! I want to marry a Naval Aviator!
 
2013-05-10 10:13:31 AM  

I Love Rooster: Story reminds me of a girl I knew while I was in the Marine Corps who would con military guys and clean out their bank accounts. She even made it on the national news. Known as the "Military Mistress."

She even lived with me for a month off base. I tried telling all my Marines what she was doing, but no one believed me.

http://cmm.lefora.com/2010/06/01/serial-bigamist-bobbi-finley-aka-30 -o ther-names-ta/

/csb


***looks at picture of Bobbi Finley***

-that's a weird way to come out of the closet buddy, but good for you!
 
2013-05-10 10:14:09 AM  

KimNorth: I Love Rooster: Story reminds me of a girl I knew while I was in the Marine Corps who would con military guys and clean out their bank accounts. She even made it on the national news. Known as the "Military Mistress."

She even lived with me for a month off base. I tried telling all my Marines what she was doing, but no one believed me.

http://cmm.lefora.com/2010/06/01/serial-bigamist-bobbi-finley-aka-30 -o ther-names-ta/

/csb

WTF? How the heck? You all must get awful lonely in that there military!


It happens all the time.

Good friend of mine in the military met some woman online, paid to move her halfway across the country to live with him, adopted her two kids so they could use his benefits, and then the first time he deployed overseas she emptied his bank accounts and vanished.  We all told him exactly what she was doing every step of the way, but he was young and stupid and just knew that we were wrong.
 
2013-05-10 10:14:56 AM  
She got better.
 
2013-05-10 10:20:26 AM  
Easy punishment, ship her to Afghanistan, drop her off deep in tribal country and see if she can con her way out.
 
2013-05-10 10:20:33 AM  
I don't typically like to dig on women's looks but that is one ugly broad.  To paraphrase Barney Fife, if you threw a quail through the room, she'd point.

I Love Rooster: I was stationed in 29 Palms, Ca. Nothing is there. The men outnumber the women 60 to 1. I mean I was not the hottest looking female either and I always had to fight them off with a stick.


I was at Keesler AFB MS pre-casino days and the ratio there was something like 45 to 1.  I used to say, if you could walk on your hind legs you could get a date.  I'm maybe a 7 but I have never had so many good looking men chasing me in my life.  Some chicks let that go to their head.

I'm now in the Air Guard as a paralegal.  We have to do tours in active duty law offices.  This young airman came in to get a general power of attorney prior to deploying - naming his girlfriend as his agent.  Not to judge a book by its cover but this girl looked like a coke-addicted stripper.  The attorney on duty pulled him aside to chat privately and lucky for the kid, convinced him to put the POA in his mother's name instead.
 
2013-05-10 10:20:47 AM  

InternetSecurityGuard: She got better.

 
2013-05-10 10:23:51 AM  
THAT DOES IT!!!!!

One woman turns out to be an asshole, so that means we need to be raping and otherwise sexually abusing all of them..

Or at least, not prosecuting the people that do the abuse.

Lady, you ruined it for everyone.
 
2013-05-10 10:34:59 AM  

Mad-n-FL: "Dear John, I died".....


...I really loved reading your last letter, John. I could even smell your scent on the...wait a second...this pretzel I'm eating isn't going down right *gasp*. Can't...breathe...fading fast...send money!

Love,
*gasp* *thud*
 
2013-05-10 10:35:04 AM  
I can't wait to hear the rationale behind this.  That's the best thing about female crimes, there's always SOME justification that gets published.

/but... but... he was OBSESSED, he called like four times a week
 
2013-05-10 10:40:00 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Mad-n-FL: "Dear John, I died".....

...I really loved reading your last letter, John. I could even smell your scent on the...wait a second...this pretzel I'm eating isn't going down right *gasp*. Can't...breathe...fading fast...send money!

Love,
*gasp* *thud*



No, no, no.  It's "aaagggghhh" in the back of the throat.
 
2013-05-10 10:50:01 AM  

mike_d85: DROxINxTHExWIND: Mad-n-FL: "Dear John, I died".....

...I really loved reading your last letter, John. I could even smell your scent on the...wait a second...this pretzel I'm eating isn't going down right *gasp*. Can't...breathe...fading fast...send money!

Love,
*gasp* *thud*


No, no, no.  It's "aaagggghhh" in the back of the throat.


She must have died while writing him.
 
2013-05-10 10:55:21 AM  
It would be nice if folks like this were not permitted to interact with the rest of society.  Hope she disappears from the face of the Earth soon.  Actually, even better, drop her ass in Afghanistan naked and let her get raped her way out.  Either way is good so long as this human scum is vanquished.
 
2013-05-10 11:01:38 AM  
My CSB - When I was in the Army, we had some guy from Kentucky whose girlfriend would get him to spend all sorts of money on her...and even let her drive his Mustang GT all the time. She got pulled over by the local county police, and while the LEO was doing a field sobriety test on her, she kicked him in the nuts and took off in the Mustang, and since this was in the '80s, didn't get stopped @ the gate (had a base sticker). She was going so fast, she didn't make a turn, and ran off the road, conveniently right by the hospital.

A buddy of mine was on duty at the hospital, and said that the medic ran out of the room, and said...

"She's got a dick!"

Turned out, She, was a He. Cross dressing for fun and profit. Guy swore that he didn't know, and since they were 'engaged', you'd think, HOW could he not know? My guess is that this person was such an expert manipulator, they almost pulled it off. Those type of people area tend to spring up around military bases.
 
2013-05-10 11:03:00 AM  
When I used to work for the Airforce I heard about things like this. Jeez she is a damn swamp donkey. I probably would have got suckered if I ever enlisted.
 
2013-05-10 11:14:34 AM  
Meh, sounds like my ex. Ex-military wife, started in on asking for cash early, and never stopped. Kicked her out quick. The military isn't the only one with conwomen, you guys just have targets on your back.
 
2013-05-10 11:18:41 AM  
My CSB:
Buddy of mine had a wife and step kid already by the time I met him.  Shortly after coming to base he filed for divorce.  Still being young and not believing in divorce, I expressed the regret over the situation, and I was curious as to how bad it could really be.  Guy had to move out of his base house and into the dorms because he couldn't be near her, but she couldn't be forced out of base housing.  Regs say you have to care for your dependants until they're not your dependants anymore.

So I go over to her house to try to talk to her, and to attempt a friendly mediation.  Holy crap, not only was she a disgusting land whale, but she was an emotional blood sucker too.  Whiny, clingy, persistent victim syndrome, everything.  And she wouldn't agree to a divorce, so the poor guy had to wait 6 months after filing for her to be gone.  And he also had to give her a minimum monthly allowance since he was obligated to provide for her.  Never saw a guy so happy to be divorced before.

/until my own divorce and I looked in the mirror
 
2013-05-10 12:13:05 PM  
Both of my twin fetuses have cancer. Really.
 
2013-05-10 02:28:37 PM  
He got Te'oed
 
2013-05-10 03:09:35 PM  

Gabrielmot: I Love Rooster: Story reminds me of a girl I knew while I was in the Marine Corps who would con military guys and clean out their bank accounts. She even made it on the national news. Known as the "Military Mistress."

She even lived with me for a month off base. I tried telling all my Marines what she was doing, but no one believed me.

http://cmm.lefora.com/2010/06/01/serial-bigamist-bobbi-finley-aka-30 -o ther-names-ta/

/csb

***looks at picture of Bobbi Finley***

-that's a weird way to come out of the closet buddy, but good for you!


Rooster's Boobies made me double-take as well. But the second post reveals Rooster is a chick. Bird's of a feather and all that shiat? I have no clue.

/rooster
 
2013-05-10 04:27:10 PM  

Angsto2: Pretty sad when the good news portion of the article is: "However, it was later discovered that she had not been pregnant and was sterilised."


I thought that too.  Good, she can't breed.
 
2013-05-10 06:36:51 PM  
Holy crap, I thought only BEAUTIFUL and SEXY women could pull this scam off properly. That woman's a monster!
 
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