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(KPTV Portland)   News: Woman accidentally backs over her daughter, pinning her under the car. FARK: A boys high school basketball team hears the commotion and lift the car up to pull the girl out. Bonus: They saved the girl's life   (kptv.com) divider line 84
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2013-05-10 12:28:19 AM
mvpexchange.com
Thanks Red Balls!!!
 
2013-05-10 12:40:31 AM
So the lives of multiple girls who did not personally own those lives were saved?
 
2013-05-10 02:29:30 AM
Evolution hasn't ended. These basketball players meant well, but now genetically inferior drivers are more of a problem.

/this is why I don't help whales trapped in ice. I'm always thinking "long term."
 
2013-05-10 07:06:14 AM
So is the mother in jail for negligence?
 
2013-05-10 07:31:54 AM
bejvavalo.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-10 07:33:19 AM
Baseball team not basketball
 
2013-05-10 07:33:43 AM
I think that mother should allow those baseball players to at least get to 2nd base. Maybe 3rd.
 
2013-05-10 07:34:18 AM
Who panics when you hit another car? Accidents suck, but once you hear the thud/crash, it's over- unless you're a moron who goes and runs over your own daughter immediately afterwards.
 
2013-05-10 07:35:53 AM
... and that's why we have a culture of entitlement surrounding sports.

basically we have transferred the youthful warrior paradigm to these idiots in high schoo.
 
2013-05-10 07:36:51 AM
BASEBALL
 
2013-05-10 07:37:49 AM

rubi_con_man: idiots in high schoo.


Uh huh.
 
2013-05-10 07:38:35 AM
Save the daughter, save the world.
 
2013-05-10 07:39:18 AM

WTFDYW: BASEBALL


Has been very very good to me.
 
2013-05-10 07:40:15 AM

rubi_con_man: ... and that's why we have a culture of entitlement surrounding sports.

basically we have transferred the youthful warrior paradigm to these idiots in high schoo.


yea instea a the vetera cripples ou on th stree
 
2013-05-10 07:43:29 AM

Coiled Hot 1: I think that mother should allow those baseball players to at least get to 2nd base. Maybe 3rd.


Screw that, cream pie party!
 
2013-05-10 07:43:57 AM
Hero tag? They were just doing their job!
 
2013-05-10 07:47:56 AM
What do we know about the backgrounds of these athletes?
 
2013-05-10 07:50:38 AM

miss diminutive:


My brain churned for a while, then I laughed.
 
2013-05-10 07:50:56 AM
moothemagiccow

So is the mother in jail for negligence?

Not yet, but the school is working on expelling the students for leaving campus w/o permission.
 
2013-05-10 07:51:55 AM
we should required mandatory rear view camera displays in all interior mirrors for light vehicles under 10,000lbs in the US
 
2013-05-10 07:52:59 AM
Why is this not in the sports tab?! Sigh
 
2013-05-10 07:55:06 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What do we know about the backgrounds of these athletes?




They might not be heroes at all.. what if one has a criminal history? Or has done drugs? Someone needs to do some investigative reporting on this, STAT!
 
2013-05-10 07:56:49 AM
So is being a speedbump a thing now? Is this the new planking?
 
2013-05-10 07:58:19 AM
thesmokinggun.com is right on this shiat
 
2013-05-10 08:04:56 AM
The state is going to want to know which of these kids is the EMT, because that was a life threatening situation if the car was preventing major blood loss, or the motion involved in her rescue would have put her in further peril. Who was the expert that assessed the situation? These kids should all be summoned before the courts for practicing emergency medical techniques without a license. The state wants its money, and there is no way some punk kids can ruin the integrity of that EMT certification by simply moving a car off some flattened filly on a whim.
 
2013-05-10 08:05:15 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: What do we know about the backgrounds of these athletes?

Valley High baseball went 1-23 this year, scoring only 26 runs all year long while giving up 284.
And half the players were JV players, who couldn't even make that team.

/amidoingitright
 
2013-05-10 08:08:47 AM

rubi_con_man: ... and that's why we have a culture of entitlement surrounding sports.

basically we have transferred the youthful warrior paradigm to these idiots in high schoo.


/hot
 
2013-05-10 08:15:19 AM
Now where are the smoking gun follow-ups for what dirt bags these guys actually are who had no business saving lives because criminal record.
 
2013-05-10 08:15:57 AM

abhorrent1: Baseball team not basketball


Subby can reading.
 
2013-05-10 08:24:51 AM

rubi_con_man: basically we have transferred the youthful warrior paradigm to these idiots in high schoo.


....and the jokes write themselves some days.
 
2013-05-10 08:30:27 AM

rubi_con_man: ... and that's why we have a culture of entitlement surrounding sports.

basically we have transferred the youthful warrior paradigm to these idiots in high schoo.


They are the Vikings.
 
2013-05-10 08:33:07 AM
Why is it a bonus that they saved the girl's life? Seems to me the whole "lifting the car up" thing would have been kinda pointless had they not.
 
2013-05-10 08:33:42 AM
Mother's Day bonus reversing over points. *Trophy Unlocked*
 
2013-05-10 08:33:54 AM
woman drivers, no survivors....without outside intervention.
 
2013-05-10 08:34:43 AM

Alonjar: AverageAmericanGuy: What do we know about the backgrounds of these athletes?

They might not be heroes at all.. what if one has a criminal history? Or has done drugs? Someone needs to do some investigative reporting on this, STAT!


No, it's okay. I think most of them were white.
 
2013-05-10 08:41:12 AM
INeedAName:No, it's okay. I think most of them were white.
Uh, regardless of race dude it's quite farked up. Why that would even be a qualifier in the argument says a lot about your psyche. But I assume your joking...because this is Fark and all.
 
2013-05-10 08:41:43 AM
Those guys are so gonna get laid.
 
2013-05-10 08:50:50 AM

berylman: INeedAName:No, it's okay. I think most of them were white.
Uh, regardless of race dude it's quite farked up. Why that would even be a qualifier in the argument says a lot about your psyche. But I assume your joking...because this is Fark and all.


Are you trolling me?

The comment underscores my belief that people probably would've left Charles Ramsey's background alone if he had been a white male in a polo shirt, as opposed to a black guy who looked like he might've hit the pipe a time or two in his life.
 
2013-05-10 08:51:10 AM
This was a woman driver.  Of course panic = hit everything after the fact.  Great gif out there of a female type driver who is pulling up to a curb, forgets which pedal is which and plows into the building..freaks out throws in reverse and flys in a semicircle to the curb, hits that and freaks, throws it into drive and does the same semi circle back into the building.  Good god.
 
2013-05-10 08:55:02 AM
How soon before the media starts tearing down THESE heroes?
 
2013-05-10 08:59:04 AM

INeedAName: Alonjar: AverageAmericanGuy: What do we know about the backgrounds of these athletes?

They might not be heroes at all.. what if one has a criminal history? Or has done drugs? Someone needs to do some investigative reporting on this, STAT!

No, it's okay. I think most of them were white.



White???? No, these were BASKETBALL players.
 
2013-05-10 08:59:31 AM
Were they in danger? Are they really heroes?

/trolling
 
2013-05-10 09:03:15 AM
I want to to continue living on this planet.
 
2013-05-10 09:03:24 AM
Valley High junior Glenmil Biete

wat
 
2013-05-10 09:03:54 AM

miss diminutive: [bejvavalo.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]


I can envision that entire commercial.
 
2013-05-10 09:11:05 AM

You Are All Sheep: This was a woman driver.  Of course panic = hit everything after the fact.  Great gif out there of a female type driver who is pulling up to a curb, forgets which pedal is which and plows into the building..freaks out throws in reverse and flys in a semicircle to the curb, hits that and freaks, throws it into drive and does the same semi circle back into the building.  Good god.


http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-girl-driver-dumb-648057.gif
 
2013-05-10 09:12:04 AM
"On Tuesday evening at Valley High School in California's capitol city, witnesses said a woman accidentally hit a car in front of her, panicked, then threw the car in reverse. She ended up hitting and backing over her own daughter. Her daughter was then stuck beneath her car. "

Seriously?  You lovetapped the car in front of you in the school parking lot and you freak out?  Get this woman off the road.
 
2013-05-10 09:13:04 AM

special20: The state is going to want to know which of these kids is the EMT, because that was a life threatening situation if the car was preventing major blood loss, or the motion involved in her rescue would have put her in further peril. Who was the expert that assessed the situation? These kids should all be summoned before the courts for practicing emergency medical techniques without a license. The state wants its money, and there is no way some punk kids can ruin the integrity of that EMT certification by simply moving a car off some flattened filly on a whim.


Poe, or powerful derp.
 
2013-05-10 09:13:44 AM

Alonjar: They might not be heroes at all.. what if one has a criminal history? Or has done drugs? Someone needs to do some investigative reporting on this, STAT!



Also, did any of them block out in case the mother tried to drive the lane?  The article said this took 7 to 10 players, did they make sure to assess technicals for everyone who left the bench?
 
2013-05-10 09:14:46 AM
Congress passed a law making backup cameras mandatory in 2007. Industry lobbists keep getting it delayed.

This kids is one of the lucky ones - about 200 kids every year get squished -and killed- by cars backing up.

/Thank goodness lobbists weren't as good when industry fought seat belts, or airbags, or crumple zones, etc.
 
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