jmsvrsn: FloydA: Eagles are big, intimidating, and noisy; they make a mess wherever they go, and they eat garbage. They definitely should NOT be the symbol for the USA.You do realize that is a fairly accurate description of the average American.
WGJ: A little DDT would of taken care of the problem.
FloydA: stuhayes2010: When I visited Alaska in 2005, I kept thinking the bald eagle is an awful animal. They squawk this horrible noise and are always filthy. I think we should have gone with Ban Franklin's choice for a national symbol:[www.wildlife.state.nh.us image 317x396]OMG, THIS!!!Eagles are big, intimidating, and noisy; they make a mess wherever they go, and they eat garbage. They definitely should NOT be the symbol for the USA.
spentmiles: In June of 1782, the Second Continental Congress established the bald eagle as the national symbol of the United States. The majestic animal has inspired countless people to take flight, soar the skies, and live lives devoted to independence and freedom. Bald eagles are the perfect mixture of beauty, strength, and intelligence to represent our country. Thank the Continental Congress for selecting such an appropriate symbol.DO NOT THANK BENJAMIN FRANKLIN. This motherfarker didn't like the bald eagle. He wanted the farking wild turkey. Can you imagine a soldier storming into a hot zone with a farking turkey on his helmet? "Gobble gobble motherfarkers!" Benjamin Franklin had the foresight of a stubbed toe.He always gets held up like he's some kind of genius, all for putting out that stupid almanac for dirt farmers. There's a reason why he was never selected as president - the guy was a drunken fark hole who liked to shiat in hollow pumpkins because it made his fat ass feel real good. Some other stupid shiat he wanted to do: rework the alphabet so there were less letters (yeah, because 26 letters is so many to remember, you stupid old four eyed kid farker), he didn't invent the automobile, he failed to be anything but a morally reprehensible fact finder who eventually got sent to France so he'd shut the fark up. The french only liked him because he loved getting his shiat hole crammed with disease covered flesh sticks.The future according to Ben farkhole Franklin:[i41.tinypic.com image 640x425]Thanks a million, dipshiat!
bikerbob59: stuhayes2010: When I visited Alaska in 2005, I kept thinking the bald eagle is an awful animal. They squawk this horrible noise and are always filthy. I think we should have gone with Ban Franklin's choice for a national symbol:[www.wildlife.state.nh.us image 317x396]I agree with the squawk and filth. I used to live about 100 feet from an eagles nest that was in a tall pine tree by the river. Those damn things began making a ruckus at 03:30 every damn morning. And talk about the poop, Jeebus....
DoomPaul: There is so much freedom in that truck.
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