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(Alaska Public Media)   Not news: Party in Safeway parking lot. News: Police are called to break it up. Fark: Partiers are eagles   (alaskapublic.org ) divider line
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2013-05-10 10:33:27 AM  
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FloydA: 

Eagles are big, intimidating, and noisy; they make a mess wherever they go, and they eat garbage. They definitely should NOT be the symbol for the USA.

You do realize that is a fairly accurate description of the average American.
2013-05-10 08:32:27 AM  
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When I visited Alaska in 2005, I kept thinking the bald eagle is an awful animal.  They squawk this horrible noise  and are always filthy.  I think we should have gone with Ban Franklin's choice for a national symbol:


www.wildlife.state.nh.us
2013-05-10 12:42:59 PM  
1 vote:
Up in Fairbanks, it would have been a massive flock of giant, mangy ravens.

Don't be dissin the ravens, man. They are our best protection against the zombie apocalypse. Zombies start walkin down the street, they'd be covered in ravens in minutes and stripped to the bone shortly after.

Who the hell would DRIVE to Alaska??

I did. Twice. The Alcan is an AMAZING drive.
2013-05-10 10:38:20 AM  
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FloydA: stuhayes2010: When I visited Alaska in 2005, I kept thinking the bald eagle is an awful animal.  They squawk this horrible noise  and are always filthy.  I think we should have gone with Ban Franklin's choice for a national symbol:


[www.wildlife.state.nh.us image 317x396]


OMG, THIS!!!

Eagles are big, intimidating, and noisy; they make a mess wherever they go, and they eat garbage. They definitely should NOT be the symbol for the USA.


And you honestly think turkeys are any different? If anything, they're bigger, noisier, leave bigger messes (since they don't fly, they develop a much higher bowel capacity), and the gobblers will attack and try to mate with ANYTHING when in rut, including people. If they weren't suicidally stupid, they'd be as bad as Australian cane toads.
2013-05-10 09:52:02 AM  
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Did you know that underneath their feathers, the entire flock of eagles in that truck were walking and flying around completely naked?  Isn't that disgusting?
2013-05-10 09:39:32 AM  
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stuhayes2010: When I visited Alaska in 2005, I kept thinking the bald eagle is an awful animal.  They squawk this horrible noise  and are always filthy.  I think we should have gone with Ban Franklin's choice for a national symbol:


[www.wildlife.state.nh.us image 317x396]


I have lived in Alaska since 1987.  I am going to tell you straight up that your opinion is pretty much right on the ball.

/dirty, opportunistic sky rats they are
 
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