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(Alaska Public Media)   Not news: Party in Safeway parking lot. News: Police are called to break it up. Fark: Partiers are eagles   (alaskapublic.org) divider line 93
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2013-05-10 03:19:48 AM
Is Unalaska like unAmerican or more like unCola?
 
2013-05-10 07:11:33 AM
Don Henley has been reduced to hanging out in Alaskan parking lots?
 
2013-05-10 07:18:41 AM
"I told you they were farking assholes."

redstatewitch.com
 
2013-05-10 07:29:05 AM
It was a pretty cool party.

i522.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-10 07:43:10 AM
There is so much freedom in that truck.
 
2013-05-10 07:45:46 AM
The Eagles suck.
 
2013-05-10 07:47:40 AM
Better grab your coat hangers.
 
WGJ
2013-05-10 07:47:53 AM
A little DDT would of taken care of the problem.
 
2013-05-10 07:47:58 AM
Things have really loosened up for them since Andy Reid was fired.
 
2013-05-10 07:50:58 AM
Was the party in Winslow Arizona?
 
2013-05-10 07:51:26 AM

WGJ: A little DDT would of taken care of the problem.


Dude, after a post like that, you ought to have egg all over your face.
 
2013-05-10 07:52:29 AM
It's the Hell Freezes Over Party. That beer will cost you $120.
 
2013-05-10 07:52:34 AM

Mugato: "I told you they were farking assholes."

[redstatewitch.com image 300x300]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

"I had a rough night and I hate the farking Eagles, man."
 
2013-05-10 07:52:52 AM
Most of the Safeway meats contain MSG so it may be considered giving heart disease to an endangered species . . .
 
2013-05-10 07:53:27 AM
GIS fish product

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2013-05-10 07:55:30 AM

DoomPaul: There is so much freedom in that truck.


I'm sad the officer didn't find a pastor and shoot off an AR-15... road flares... something.

/'murca
 
2013-05-10 07:56:18 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-10 07:58:31 AM
This just in, animals don't have any politics about food sources.
 
2013-05-10 08:03:12 AM
Ain't no party like a Safeway party cuz a Safeway party don't stop.

Even when the cops come.
 
2013-05-10 08:03:43 AM
This is what liberty looks like.
 
2013-05-10 08:06:49 AM
www.alaskapublic.org

Looks like an Eagle tailgate to me.

I had no idea the team had relocated.
 
2013-05-10 08:07:48 AM

DoomPaul: There is so much freedom in that truck.


LOL.  Damn, that's funny
 
2013-05-10 08:11:56 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Don't even THINK of trying to wrestle 'em.
 
2013-05-10 08:12:54 AM
What, no fine eagle biatches?

/kinda obscure
 
2013-05-10 08:31:52 AM

DoomPaul: There is so much freedom in that truck.


I saw your post before I read the article and I thought you meant it would have a gun rack, confederate flag, truck nutz, a picture of Calvin peeing on the other American car company's logo, and a "No Fat Chicks" sticker.

Instead, you couldn't be more right, I don't think that truck could hold any more freedoms.
 
2013-05-10 08:32:27 AM
When I visited Alaska in 2005, I kept thinking the bald eagle is an awful animal.  They squawk this horrible noise  and are always filthy.  I think we should have gone with Ban Franklin's choice for a national symbol:


www.wildlife.state.nh.us
 
2013-05-10 08:33:39 AM

DoomPaul: There is so much freedom in that truck.


Thread over!
 
2013-05-10 08:37:59 AM
Don't land at the Safeway, eagle, don't stand on that pickup truck
Don't land at the Safeway, eagle, the night is long.


/the night is long!?
 
2013-05-10 08:40:10 AM
I thought the band's name was Flock of Seagulls?  Party didn't look that great, they are really past their prime.
 
2013-05-10 08:40:24 AM

DoomPaul: There is so much freedom in that truck.


Funnied!
 
2013-05-10 08:42:20 AM

fireclown: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 600x450]
Don't even THINK of trying to wrestle 'em.


nickgiovannetti.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-10 08:43:34 AM

bunner: This just in, animals don't have any politics about food sources.


Fred Meyer demands that those eagles be recounted.
 
2013-05-10 08:44:19 AM
Eagle gang related activity appears to be on the rise.
 
2013-05-10 08:46:33 AM

Lawlborough: This is what liberty looks like.


Eagles on Japanese vehicles?
 
2013-05-10 08:47:26 AM
Does this mean we can start hunting them again. Maybe Sarah Palin can do fly-over and pick off a couple.
 
2013-05-10 08:50:19 AM
They be snatching up your kids

www.digitaltrends.com
 
2013-05-10 08:53:31 AM
Thanks a lot, Alfred.
 
2013-05-10 08:58:25 AM
"I put my car alarm on so maybe that would let the eagles go away, but they still didn't,"

That's an amusingly phrased sentence.
 
2013-05-10 09:00:05 AM

JohnCarter: They be snatching up your kids

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An Eagle ate my baby!
 
2013-05-10 09:01:56 AM
....but it was an extremely magestic party.
 
2013-05-10 09:02:38 AM
Are bald eagles like giant, killer seagulls in Alaska?
 
2013-05-10 09:05:36 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: Are bald eagles like giant, killer seagulls in Alaska?


In some spots. They're scavengers and they love fish.
 
2013-05-10 09:05:46 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-10 09:06:24 AM
That pickup bed was like Hotel California.
 
2013-05-10 09:06:43 AM
All national symbolism and glittering gifs aside, bald eagles in the wild are damn impressive animals. Spotting one around here is somewhat rare, but when you do see one it's usually worth your time to stop and watch it for a bit. Just make sure you leave Fifi in her kennel, or she might become a bird snack.
 
2013-05-10 09:07:46 AM
Up in Fairbanks, it would have been a massive flock of giant, mangy ravens.
 
2013-05-10 09:08:34 AM
i4.minus.com
Had this party been broken up just a few hundred miles south, this would be the best way to describe how the partiers felt afterwards
 
2013-05-10 09:15:51 AM
oyster.ignimgs.com
Also, there are some live eagles under the floorboard.
 
2013-05-10 09:17:29 AM
If any PDX area Farkers want to watch bald eagles, head up to Jantzen Beach shopping center. There is a large bald eagle nest on a light pole near Sports Authority. Mom and Dad are cruising overhead while two baby eagles are in the nest squawking for food. It's kind of cool to see them nesting in the middle of the parking area.
 
2013-05-10 09:21:19 AM
"One of our officers went over there and there were 40 eagles shiatting on, in and around several vehicles in the area,"
FTFY
 
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