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2013-05-10 02:12:45 AM  
Pfft. Loser.
Here are two pictures of that d-bag that would make much better memes ...

i1222.photobucket.com

i1222.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-10 02:45:55 AM  
It still astounds me that Texans elected a Canadian to represent them.

/Texan
//from Austin, so not really from Texas
///I voted for the other guy
////Lamar Smith is my House representative thanks to gerrymandering. FML
 
2013-05-10 02:50:23 AM  

m3000: It still astounds me that Texans elected a Canadian to represent them.

/Texan
//from Austin, so not really from Texas
///I voted for the other guy
////Lamar Smith is my House representative thanks to gerrymandering. FML


Between Cruz, Bachman and Walker, the GOP seems to have a way of finding, then hiring, the local sociopaths to national office.
 
2013-05-10 03:16:52 AM  
Oh, yes! Please keep talking, Senator Cruz! I honestly can't wait until the 2014 elections, when we can throw everything stupid thing this fool has said at the GOP and honestly say "This is the face of the Republican Party".

So in advance of 2014 and every other election Cruz manages to wreck for the GOP, I say "Thank you, Mr. Senator".
 
2013-05-10 03:17:54 AM  

MmmmBacon: Oh, yes! Please keep talking, Senator Cruz! I honestly can't wait until the 2014 elections, when we can throw everystupid thing this fool has said at the GOP and honestly say "This is the face of the Republican Party".

So in advance of 2014 and every other election Cruz manages to wreck for the GOP, I say "Thank you, Mr. Senator".


FTFM
 
2013-05-10 08:05:58 AM  
Link

More than our last Texan President, apparently.

social.dol.gov
 
2013-05-10 09:09:33 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Pfft. Loser.
Here are two pictures of that d-bag that would make much better memes ...

[i1222.photobucket.com image 368x512]

[i1222.photobucket.com image 800x546]


Whatever.  I always call people after I blow my load all over old ladies in the street.  Who knows what deviant shiat you libtards to?
 
2013-05-10 09:19:23 AM  
The government doesn't create jobs! The private sector does. The government shouldn't pick winners and losers. The government should stay out of peoples way and let small business create jobs!

Why hasn't Obama created any jobs? He can't even run a lemonade stand!
 
2013-05-10 09:28:08 AM  
Obama's not allowed to leave the White House!  How dare he!
 
2013-05-10 09:28:10 AM  
a single image macro is not a meme hth
 
2013-05-10 09:29:04 AM  

Jackson Herring: a single image macro is not a meme hth


As with all things Ted Cruz, it's derivative.
 
2013-05-10 09:32:51 AM  

Diogenes: Jackson Herring: a single image macro is not a meme hth

As with all things Ted Cruz, it's derivative.


it's not even derivative, it's just dumb

anti-humor
 
2013-05-10 09:44:52 AM  

Jackson Herring: Diogenes: Jackson Herring: a single image macro is not a meme hth

As with all things Ted Cruz, it's derivative.

it's not even derivative, it's just dumb

anti-humor


Nah, in keeping with the highest forms of conservative humor, he just forgot to tell a joke.
 
2013-05-10 09:45:15 AM  

m3000: It still astounds me that Texans elected a Canadian to represent them.



Who's dad fought in the Cuban Revolution FOR THE COMMUNIST SIDE!!!
 
2013-05-10 09:45:32 AM  

impaler: Link

More than our last Texan President, apparently.

[social.dol.gov image 850x488]


Ahh, the Republican recovery.  Sure Obama is president during this, but where do you think those jobs were created?  New York?  California?  INCORRECT, SIR.

Red states.  All of those jobs recovered during the Obama Admin were recovered in red, pro-business states.  It is a Republican recovery.  And it wouldn't exist at all if it weren't for states like Texas.
 
2013-05-10 09:45:43 AM  
GOP; this is what happens when you run out all the Jews from your party. There are no funny staffers.
 
2013-05-10 09:46:20 AM  

Jackson Herring: Diogenes: Jackson Herring: a single image macro is not a meme hth

As with all things Ted Cruz, it's derivative.

it's not even derivative, it's just dumb

anti-humor


I'm seeing a theme here.

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is taking a page from President Obama's reelection playbook for his own campaign - embracing Internet memes...
Built by Republican tech innovators

thehill.com

These guys are totally rad.
 
2013-05-10 09:46:25 AM  
Just another example of "conservative humor" as an oxymoron.

/emphasis on the "moron"
 
2013-05-10 09:47:42 AM  
Conservatives really do suck at humor. It's not that this is mean spirited humor or whatever, it's just totally devoid of funniness.
 
2013-05-10 09:47:56 AM  

Diogenes: Whatever.  I always call people after I blow my load all over old ladies in the street.  Who knows what deviant shiat you libtards to?


So I'm not the only one who had that thought upon seeing that photo. You'd think that would be comforting to me.
 
2013-05-10 09:48:50 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-10 09:49:26 AM  
Ted Cruz could write headlines for the politics tab
 
2013-05-10 09:50:06 AM  

WTF Indeed: GOP; this is what happens when you run out all the Jews from your party. There are no funny staffers.

 
2013-05-10 09:50:16 AM  
Haha!  It's funny because he doesn't know anything about creating jobs!
 
2013-05-10 09:50:20 AM  
Hey P. Fart Obongo! At least we let you leave. Democratic presidents aren't always so lucky! ROTFLMAO!

/conservative "humor"
 
2013-05-10 09:51:23 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Pfft. Loser.
Here are two pictures of that d-bag that would make much better memes ...

[i1222.photobucket.com image 368x512]

[i1222.photobucket.com image 800x546]


www.mememaker.net
 
2013-05-10 09:51:42 AM  
This might be apocryphal. While visiting China, Milton Friedman was shown an infrastructure project that had thousand of Chinese digging a canal with shovels. Milton said "Why don't you make some heavy equipment to make this easier" to which the communist party representative said "Then where would the men work?" After musing it over for a minute Milton said "Oh, this is a jobs program? Take away their shovels and have them dig with spoons."
 
2013-05-10 09:52:17 AM  
Talking Points Meme-o

Cruz is a putz
 
2013-05-10 09:53:22 AM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Hey P. Fart Obongo! At least we let you leave. Democratic presidents aren't always so lucky! ROTFLMAO!

/conservative "humor"


I don't know if you saw that somewhere and are paraphrasing or quoting it, but I actually did see something like that posted on another site. Some jackass actually made a joke about Democratic presidents being killed in Texas.
 
2013-05-10 09:53:22 AM  

SlothB77: 
Red states. All of those jobs recovered during the Obama Admin were recovered in red, pro-business states. It is a Republican recovery. And it wouldn't exist at all if it weren't for states like Texas.

 impaler: Jackson Herring: Diogenes: Jackson Herring: a single image macro is not a meme hth

As with all things Ted Cruz, it's derivative.

it's not even derivative, it's just dumb

anti-humor

I'm seeing a theme here.

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is taking a page from President Obama's reelection playbook for his own campaign - embracing Internet memes...
Built by Republican tech innovators

[thehill.com image 280x280]

These guys are totally rad.


thehill.com

Nothing says "virile manly alpha male" quite like sitting at the bar cross legged sipping on a Lite Beer.
 
2013-05-10 09:54:35 AM  
Republicans lead the field in punchable faced politicians
 
2013-05-10 09:54:40 AM  
He left out the last frame

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-10 09:55:10 AM  

InmanRoshi: Nothing says "virile manly alpha male" quite like sitting at the bar cross legged sipping on a Lite Beer.


Obama from the WH Correspondents Dinner:  "Why don't YOU have a drink with him?!"
 
2013-05-10 09:56:05 AM  
I know Cruz was born in Canadia, but he's a native-born citizen because of his mother, right?
 
2013-05-10 09:56:24 AM  
Hey Ted?

fail101.aussieblogs.com.au

Did you all catch Colbert mocking the GOP's idiotic Buzzfeed ripoff? (at 5:00 in)
 
2013-05-10 09:56:28 AM  

SlothB77: And it wouldn't exist at all if it weren't for states like Texas.


Ugh, Texas currently ranks 18th in state unemployment rates according to March 2013 numbers.

You know who ranks 3rd?   Vermont.
 
2013-05-10 09:56:53 AM  

InmanRoshi: SlothB77: 
Red states. All of those jobs recovered during the Obama Admin were recovered in red, pro-business states. It is a Republican recovery. And it wouldn't exist at all if it weren't for states like Texas.

 impaler: Jackson Herring: Diogenes: Jackson Herring: a single image macro is not a meme hth

As with all things Ted Cruz, it's derivative.

it's not even derivative, it's just dumb

anti-humor

I'm seeing a theme here.

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is taking a page from President Obama's reelection playbook for his own campaign - embracing Internet memes...
Built by Republican tech innovators

[thehill.com image 280x280]

These guys are totally rad.



Nothing says "virile manly alpha male" quite like sitting at the bar cross legged sipping on a Lite Beer.


The cell phone on the belt makes up for it.
 
2013-05-10 09:57:05 AM  
I'm sorry, was that supposed to be funny?
 
2013-05-10 09:57:24 AM  
That guy has some effeminate mannerisms, nttiawwt.
 
2013-05-10 09:57:44 AM  
Red states. All of those jobs recovered during the Obama Admin were recovered in red, pro-business states. It is a Republican recovery. And it wouldn't exist at all if it weren't for states like Texas.

What is it that compels people to just go on the internet and straight up lie like this?
 
2013-05-10 09:58:34 AM  
Also why is McConnell always drinking in what appears to be the middle of the day. I mean does he not work. I know I'd get fired if I did that.
 
2013-05-10 09:59:33 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: m3000: It still astounds me that Texans elected a Canadian to represent them.

/Texan
//from Austin, so not really from Texas
///I voted for the other guy
////Lamar Smith is my House representative thanks to gerrymandering. FML

Between Cruz, Bachman and Walker, the GOP seems to have a way of finding, then hiring, the local sociopaths to national office.


It's probably more accurate to say that the local sociopaths are attracted to the GOP.
 
2013-05-10 09:59:49 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I know Cruz was born in Canadia, but he's a native-born citizen because of his mother, right?


i.qkme.me

That depends, is he a republican?
 
2013-05-10 10:00:21 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I know Cruz was born in Canadia, but he's a native-born citizen because of his mother, right?


That is how it works, with a few exceptions like you have a black Democrat running for president.

Here's a good joke. What is the difference between Barack Obama and Ted Cruz. Obama was actually born in the US.
 
2013-05-10 10:02:25 AM  
www.mememaker.net
 
2013-05-10 10:03:51 AM  
You know... I disagree fundamentally with Republican positions on war, women, immigration, economics, education, and modes of governance, but their use of hip memes is the bee's knees.
 
2013-05-10 10:03:58 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-10 10:04:12 AM  
One does not simply create a meme.
 
2013-05-10 10:04:23 AM  
#523,566,346,788 in the list of things that conservatives don't understand: Memes

/I forget which number humor is
 
2013-05-10 10:04:36 AM  

Ring of Fire: Also why is McConnell always drinking in what appears to be the middle of the day. I mean does he not work. I know I'd get fired if I did that.


They've got Boehner in the other chamber.  McConnell is the least of their drunk problems.
 
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