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2013-05-09 11:49:49 PM  
No.
 
2013-05-09 11:51:47 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-09 11:52:49 PM  
How do you think he met Obama?
 
2013-05-10 12:05:14 AM  
There is name for this time travel machine. It is called Photoshopolis.
 
2013-05-10 12:13:43 AM  
Jay-Z? Man, I wondered what happened to him after The Sunshine Band broke up!
 
2013-05-10 12:19:24 AM  
He's got 99 problems, but running a Geissler-style pimped out flux capacitor ain't one.
 
2013-05-10 12:42:11 AM  
still don't know what hova means and i still don't care
 
2013-05-10 12:44:40 AM  
googles jay z hova

oh.
 
2013-05-10 01:01:44 AM  
meh, they all look alike
 
2013-05-10 03:05:58 AM  
Uncanny, yes. Time traveler, not likely.
 
2013-05-10 03:10:32 AM  
The likeness at a distance is striking, I agree. But it is at a distance.
 
2013-05-10 03:14:26 AM  
I dunno guys. I think this is the real deal.
 
2013-05-10 03:20:28 AM  
They all look alike.

/is that wacist?
 
2013-05-10 05:31:51 AM  
i915.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-10 06:14:58 AM  
New Rule on FARK:

If your question as a headline can be simply answered as "no", then don't post it.
 
2013-05-10 06:42:29 AM  

SpikeStrip: still don't know what hova means and i still don't care


since you don't care, i'll tell you. hova is short for J-Hova. get it?
 
2013-05-10 06:45:46 AM  
No, no, he's just some thug who got away with stabbing somebody.
 
2013-05-10 06:57:06 AM  
One day his kid will want to go back in time to the day her parents decided to name her Blue Ivy.
 
2013-05-10 06:57:57 AM  
Right. So black skin, thick lips. Must be Jay-Z!

Come on, people. This is 2013. The farking 21st Century. Why are you still so racist?
 
2013-05-10 07:02:36 AM  
1. Looks more like B.I.G.

2. It's called Instagram
 
2013-05-10 07:10:09 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Right. So black skin, thick lips. Must be Jay-Z!

Come on, people. This is 2013. The farking 21st Century. Why are you still so racist?


don't be dense. that farking looks like Jay-Z.
 
2013-05-10 07:28:32 AM  
If you were a time traveler, why the fark would you go live in the Depression-era?
 
2013-05-10 07:29:40 AM  
My father's family has a photo from around the turn of the 20th century that features a young man that looks an awful lot like me, right down to the annoyed smirk face I do.

These things happen. Take a look around you sometime and you'll notice that humans, in all our "diverse" glory, actually have some pretty remarkable "types" - body, face, hair, everything.

Hell, you've probably been mistaken for someone at some point in your life, right? Told you look "just like my cousin"?

Seeing an old picture of someone who looks like someone else and going, "Whoa! Must be a time traveler!" is about a half-step away from seeing lightning and thinking, "The Gods are angry."
 
2013-05-10 07:37:40 AM  

nburghmatt: AverageAmericanGuy: Right. So black skin, thick lips. Must be Jay-Z!

Come on, people. This is 2013. The farking 21st Century. Why are you still so racist?

don't be dense. that farking looks like Jay-Z.


The "is that a time traveler?" trend is unequivocally stupid.  Extending that to, "Check out a picture of black people.  One of them looks at least a little like someone today," is absolutely dense.  You've just yelled at someone for pointing out something extremely stupid about something that was already extremely stupid.

Ya know how people always say that humans are so much better than computers at pattern recognition?  That makes this exercise a single-line print-out on a dot matrix.  Wrapping it in a Time-Travel fairy tale, when we are BUILDING farkING TIME CRYSTALS IN REAL LIFE, makes this harmfully moronic.

Don't defend stupid.  It's farking stupid.
 
2013-05-10 07:42:52 AM  
Clearly he's not a time traveler.

He's a VAMPIRE. Get it right. Vampires don't age, duh.
 
2013-05-10 07:49:09 AM  

LesserEvil: Clearly he's not a time traveler.

He's a VAMPIRE. Get it right. Vampires don't age, duh.



i522.photobucket.com

On it.
 
2013-05-10 08:00:42 AM  
He's got 99 problems but a time glitch ain't one.
 
2013-05-10 08:03:08 AM  
oh clearly black people all look alike
what with their heavy brows and fried chicken
 
2013-05-10 08:06:47 AM  
Honestly, I have to agree with the above.... if we are going to make unpossible stories... Jay-Z is a vampire is probably more likely than a time traveler.
 
2013-05-10 08:14:01 AM  

abhorrent1: If you were a time traveler, why the fark would you go live in the Depression-era?


Good time to be a gangsta
 
2013-05-10 08:20:06 AM  
I'm pretty sure that's Barack Obama, or maybe Patrick Ewing.  I can't tell the difference.
 
2013-05-10 08:20:25 AM  

sidcart42: nburghmatt: AverageAmericanGuy: Right. So black skin, thick lips. Must be Jay-Z!

Come on, people. This is 2013. The farking 21st Century. Why are you still so racist?

don't be dense. that farking looks like Jay-Z.

The "is that a time traveler?" trend is unequivocally stupid.  Extending that to, "Check out a picture of black people.  One of them looks at least a little like someone today," is absolutely dense.  You've just yelled at someone for pointing out something extremely stupid about something that was already extremely stupid.

Ya know how people always say that humans are so much better than computers at pattern recognition?  That makes this exercise a single-line print-out on a dot matrix.  Wrapping it in a Time-Travel fairy tale, when we are BUILDING farkING TIME CRYSTALS IN REAL LIFE, makes this harmfully moronic.

Don't defend stupid.  It's farking stupid.


i've seen a lot of black people. not many of them look EXACTLY like Jay-Z. whatever superiority you're pushing get over it. no one gives a crap.
 
2013-05-10 08:21:44 AM  
thegrio.files.wordpress.com

He is also a 64 year old grandmother that asked her grandson to kill his grandfather.

http://thegrio.com/2013/04/08/authorities-grandmother-told-grandson- to -kill-grandfather/
 
2013-05-10 08:27:11 AM  

mjones73: abhorrent1: If you were a time traveler, why the fark would you go live in the Depression-era?

Good time to be a gangsta


Or a pimp.
 
2013-05-10 08:27:48 AM  
Jay Z has uniquely the visage de fugly, so it is possible it's the same guy.

Or a relative.
 
2013-05-10 08:45:22 AM  

mat catastrophe: My father's family has a photo from around the turn of the 20th century that features a young man that looks an awful lot like me, right down to the annoyed smirk face I do.

These things happen. Take a look around you sometime and you'll notice that humans, in all our "diverse" glory, actually have some pretty remarkable "types" - body, face, hair, everything.

Hell, you've probably been mistaken for someone at some point in your life, right? Told you look "just like my cousin"?

Seeing an old picture of someone who looks like someone else and going, "Whoa! Must be a time traveler!" is about a half-step away from seeing lightning and thinking, "The Gods are angry."


Everyone has a doppelganger out there somewhere. And he/she is trying to kill you.
 
2013-05-10 08:48:30 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: mat catastrophe: My father's family has a photo from around the turn of the 20th century that features a young man that looks an awful lot like me, right down to the annoyed smirk face I do.

These things happen. Take a look around you sometime and you'll notice that humans, in all our "diverse" glory, actually have some pretty remarkable "types" - body, face, hair, everything.

Hell, you've probably been mistaken for someone at some point in your life, right? Told you look "just like my cousin"?

Seeing an old picture of someone who looks like someone else and going, "Whoa! Must be a time traveler!" is about a half-step away from seeing lightning and thinking, "The Gods are angry."

Everyone has a doppelganger out there somewhere. And he/she is trying to kill you.


Unless I am the doppleganger...nevermind.
 
2013-05-10 08:49:34 AM  
Okay, so we got responses to the tune of "That's racist!", "You so stupid and gullible, time travel not exist, I smarter than you!", and "Everything is fake, everything is Photoshopped! Hoax!" Did we also get "This humour is not up to my standards, I am not chortling, harrumph."?

Sometimes people look like each other. It happens. The time travel thing was supposed to be a humourous way of joking about it. But nooooo, internet is serious argument business.
 
2013-05-10 08:52:34 AM  

movieman_1979: 1. Looks more like B.I.G.


That's what I thought
 
2013-05-10 08:53:55 AM  

Sybarite: LesserEvil: Clearly he's not a time traveler.

He's a VAMPIRE. Get it right. Vampires don't age, duh.




On it.


He'll only deal with Blackulas though.
 
2013-05-10 09:06:28 AM  
Looks more like a thin Biggie, to me.
 
2013-05-10 09:08:12 AM  

FunkOut: Okay, so we got responses to the tune of "That's racist!", "You so stupid and gullible, time travel not exist, I smarter than you!", and "Everything is fake, everything is Photoshopped! Hoax!" Did we also get "This humour is not up to my standards, I am not chortling, harrumph."?

Sometimes people look like each other. It happens. The time travel thing was supposed to be a humourous way of joking about it. But nooooo, internet is serious argument business.


This.  It's amusing to find an old picture where someone resembles a present-day celebrity.  The hater comments are trollers.
 
2013-05-10 09:13:10 AM  

FunkOut: Okay, so we got responses to the tune of "That's racist!", "You so stupid and gullible, time travel not exist, I smarter than you!", and "Everything is fake, everything is Photoshopped! Hoax!" Did we also get "This humour is not up to my standards, I am not chortling, harrumph."?

Sometimes people look like each other. It happens. The time travel thing was supposed to be a humourous way of joking about it. But nooooo, internet is serious argument business.


Right!? It's just a silly story. Jeebus people sure are literalists.
 
2013-05-10 09:16:24 AM  
What should have been a fun thread filled with references to the time traveler ad in the newspaper, Back to the Future and other media, has instead ended up being one of the most goddamn retarded threads on Fark.
 
2013-05-10 09:18:20 AM  

RoxtarRyan: What should have been a fun thread filled with references to the time traveler ad in the newspaper, Back to the Future and other media, has instead ended up being one of the most goddamn retarded threads on Fark.


great, now in my head i hear, in jay-z's raspy, low-key, almost monotone talking voice, "you built a time machine? out of a delorean?"
 
2013-05-10 09:34:47 AM  

nburghmatt: SpikeStrip: still don't know what hova means and i still don't care

since you don't care, i'll tell you. hova is short for J-Hova. get it?


Sephiroth had a fars knock life
 
2013-05-10 09:35:31 AM  
Arg meant hard knock, what the fark is fars spellcheck?
 
2013-05-10 09:37:09 AM  
upload.wikimedia.orgwww.hollywoodreporter.com

Maybe, just maybe, they're related.
 
2013-05-10 09:40:53 AM  
So that John tibor(can't remember name on fark a few days ago claimed to be a time traviler) or whatever was right all along, and the next world war is in it's way and the Olympics aren't going to happen
 
2013-05-10 09:44:41 AM  
OMG ILLUMINATI

SOMEONE ALERT ALEX JONES
 
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