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(Newser)   A man probably had a brief moment of joy when he gave the slip to the sheriff's deputy chasing him. Then the alligator showed up   (newser.com ) divider line
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2013-05-10 05:45:57 AM  
Don't 'injure fences' in a gatored community.
 
2013-05-10 07:12:52 AM  
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A man cannot fight an alligator
 
2013-05-10 07:19:36 AM  

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?


Fences aren't usually a problem.  It's the gazebos you want to watch out for...

/you must face them alone
 
2013-05-10 07:28:13 AM  
While it's always risky to get legal info from the media, this story indicates damaging a fence in FLA can be a felony:

http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2013-01-25/CCSO-arrests-3-for- ra nch-owners-property-damage#.UYzZYsoeopk

Not sure if gators are "livestock", although I guess if they're raised for leather...
 
2013-05-10 07:48:50 AM  

PunGent: reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?

Fences aren't usually a problem.  It's the gazebos you want to watch out for...

/you must face them alone


I play enraged, radioactive and intelligent on the gazebo

that should be a +20 to its combat bonus
 
GBB
2013-05-10 11:32:34 AM  
That sounds like some Maine Justice!
 
2013-05-10 12:26:01 PM  
In Florida you're a fool if you jump into any body of water without checking it first. Especially canals and retention ponds.

Nasty things tend to live in them.
 
2013-05-10 01:26:02 PM  

Rik01: In Florida you're a fool if you jump into any body of water without checking it first. Especially canals and retention ponds.

Nasty things tend to live in them.


Like Cubans.
 
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