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(Newser)   A man probably had a brief moment of joy when he gave the slip to the sheriff's deputy chasing him. Then the alligator showed up   (newser.com) divider line 58
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2013-05-09 07:32:26 PM  
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What a helpful pic... he looks quite happy
 
2013-05-09 07:43:40 PM  
If only that gator could be deputized and put on the payroll....
 
2013-05-09 07:45:27 PM  
 
2013-05-09 08:01:49 PM  
He fought the jaws, and the jaws won.
 
2013-05-09 08:08:03 PM  

Apos: If only that gator could be deputized and put on the payroll....


Too many Louisiana sheriffs missing.
 
2013-05-09 08:30:11 PM  
He should've knocked it in the head with a stump.

A few hours later, police got word that their man was being treated in the hospital after being bit in the face and arm by a 'gator near a water-treatment plant.

Left arm gone clean up to the elbow!
 
2013-05-09 09:24:09 PM  
 
2013-05-09 09:33:47 PM  
As I understand it, the alligator also swallowed the man's clock.

Not sure why that would be important...
 
2013-05-09 10:15:09 PM  
I am surprised the gator was not deputized and given a comical badge for the assistance,
 
2013-05-09 10:19:02 PM  
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2013-05-09 10:23:02 PM  
Karma is a biatch
 
2013-05-09 10:25:09 PM  
"Eluding an officer" sounds more like a skill or feat than a crime.
 
2013-05-09 10:33:22 PM  
I am not sure the gator would pass the Post-Offer Medical drug screen required for Florida law enforcement candidates.

http://toxics.usgs.gov/highlights/wastewater_fish.html
 
2013-05-09 10:33:30 PM  
In before end of Temple of Doom.
 
2013-05-09 10:33:33 PM  
Awesome story and headline.
 
2013-05-09 10:35:39 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: "Eluding an officer" sounds more like a skill or feat than a crime.


Parolee Parquer?
 
2013-05-09 10:38:14 PM  
"You gonna chase him, Otis?"
"Nah, Clem, there's gators over that fence. I reckon he'll get caught by someone one way or t'other."
 
2013-05-09 10:44:17 PM  
The police got a little gator aid.
 
2013-05-09 10:55:15 PM  
And when he got home from jail
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Candygram
 
2013-05-09 10:57:51 PM  
How exactly does one "injure a fence"?
 
2013-05-09 10:58:30 PM  
Go Gators.
 
2013-05-09 10:59:28 PM  
Could he eat up his weight in groceries?!
 
2013-05-09 11:13:29 PM  
♪ ♫ And he said, "What were you arrested for, Zuninga?" And I said, "a slew of charges including "injuring fences" and eluding an officer."

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."  And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. ♪ ♫
 
2013-05-09 11:19:01 PM  

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?


Fences have feelings too, you know.
 
2013-05-09 11:19:55 PM  

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?


And how much of a fine or jail time can you get for "injuring a fence"?
 
2013-05-09 11:24:20 PM  

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?

Fences are people my friends. Fences are people too.
/sorry had a little Mitt Romney channeling experience
 
2013-05-09 11:31:26 PM  
No reason...

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2013-05-09 11:31:27 PM  

uncleacid: The police got a little gator aid.


Miss of an epic csi miami meme.
 
2013-05-09 11:36:50 PM  

Harry_Seldon: No reason...

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Best. Non sequitur. Ever.
 
2013-05-09 11:36:53 PM  

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?


smack around the guy who runs the pawn shop.
 
2013-05-09 11:47:09 PM  
"I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffleball bat."
 
2013-05-10 12:03:33 AM  
*The torch of the moderator has now been disarmed*
 
2013-05-10 12:08:20 AM  
 
2013-05-10 12:14:23 AM  

Stone Meadow: ♪ ♫ And he said, "What were you arrested for, Zuninga?" And I said, "a slew of charges including "injuring fences" and eluding an officer."

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."  And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. ♪ ♫


Nice.
 
2013-05-10 12:25:06 AM  
I once  saw a baby gator being carried off in the beak of some large bird. Gator still had a fierce expression while it was headed for it's demise.

/css
 
2013-05-10 12:28:38 AM  

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?



Insult the quality of the stolen goods and don't buy, just like *I* always do.
 
2013-05-10 12:33:49 AM  
Is this some obscure play into "The Place Beyond the Pines"? Great movie btw.
 
2013-05-10 12:37:23 AM  

Harry_Seldon: No reason...

[greatest-people.com image 360x450]


OK, so he's a bass
 
2013-05-10 12:40:30 AM  
www.girlgeniusonline.comAll hail!
 
2013-05-10 12:47:27 AM  

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?


Cast aspersions on its integrity, compare its height unfavorably to nearby saplings, and mock its lack of catch and grab top-side pointiness.

Or I guess infuse it with the lives of 17 jeweled virgins, the blood of a demi-god, and the breath of the north wind.  And then poke it.

Whichever way works for you
 
2013-05-10 01:04:01 AM  
I guess he's never playing golf again
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2013-05-10 01:32:15 AM  

Apos: If only that gator could be deputized and put on the payroll....


Maybe, but he would to be related to some higher up in the the department, or married into some county commisioner's family.
 
2013-05-10 02:28:50 AM  
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Plus, alligators....
 
2013-05-10 02:32:46 AM  

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?


Not too much if it has a good defense.
 
2013-05-10 02:53:47 AM  

Apos: If only that gator could be deputized and put on the payroll....



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Madame Medusa for sheriff.
 
2013-05-10 03:10:14 AM  

Stone Meadow: ♪ ♫ And he said, "What were you arrested for, Zuninga?" And I said, "a slew of charges including "injuring fences" and eluding an officer."

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."  And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. ♪ ♫


I once saw a guy with a t-shirt that said, "Group W."  I laughed a long time when I saw that.
 
2013-05-10 03:40:48 AM  

Mock26: Stone Meadow: ♪ ♫ And he said, "What were you arrested for, Zuninga?" And I said, "a slew of charges including "injuring fences" and eluding an officer."

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."  And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. ♪ ♫

I once saw a guy with a t-shirt that said, "Group W."  I laughed a long time when I saw that.


I have one of those T's, it has "Group W" on the front and  "Alice's Restaurant" on the back, the last time I wore it I got cussed out by a chick for being a dirty George "W" Bush supporter......
 
2013-05-10 03:49:13 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?

Fences have feelings too, you know.


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2013-05-10 04:09:36 AM  

Pribar: Mock26: Stone Meadow: ♪ ♫ And he said, "What were you arrested for, Zuninga?" And I said, "a slew of charges including "injuring fences" and eluding an officer."

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."  And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. ♪ ♫

I once saw a guy with a t-shirt that said, "Group W."  I laughed a long time when I saw that.

I have one of those T's, it has "Group W" on the front and  "Alice's Restaurant" on the back, the last time I wore it I got cussed out by a chick for being a dirty George "W" Bush supporter......


Clearly she belong on the Group W Bench.
 
2013-05-10 04:11:15 AM  

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?


Kick him in the nuts, then take the money and your car stereo and run.
 
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