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(USA Today)   Contrary to earlier reports, Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman did not die from a spider bite   (usatoday.com) divider line 80
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2013-05-09 07:40:00 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Spider thread! Spider thread!
Here is something I'll always dread!
Quite a few things that I mind-
One is BEING UNFAIRLY MALIGNED!
Look out......Here comes the spider thrrrrrrrrrrread!
 
2013-05-09 07:43:36 PM
Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.
 
2013-05-09 08:00:13 PM
guitar god, slayer. ok.
 
2013-05-09 08:04:17 PM

farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.


I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.
 
2013-05-09 08:15:18 PM

hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.


I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.
 
2013-05-09 08:17:58 PM

Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.


Wasn't he on the toilet?
 
2013-05-09 08:20:09 PM
Another 100% accurate story from the media.
 
2013-05-09 08:34:10 PM

scottydoesntknow: Wasn't he on the toilet?


Damn you vasovagal syncope!!!!!!

www.thecattbox.com

/CSB: I actually had the chance to meet the Firefighter that worked on Elvis the night he died. In those days, there was no such thing as HIPAA, and the Presley family paid him an "undisclosed amount" after the call to keep quiet about what he saw that night.
 
2013-05-09 09:03:11 PM

hardinparamedic: scottydoesntknow: Wasn't he on the toilet?

Damn you vasovagal syncope!!!!!!



/CSB: I actually had the chance to meet the Firefighter that worked on Elvis the night he died. In those days, there was no such thing as HIPAA, and the Presley family paid him an "undisclosed amount" after the call to keep quiet about what he saw that night.


So what did he tell you?
 
2013-05-09 09:23:40 PM

Krymson Tyde: So what did he tell you


That he retired comfortably and it was a 70 year NDA.
 
2013-05-09 09:52:43 PM
That's pretty acute liver failure. My eyes were yellow and then my skin turned yellow WEEKS before my liver shut down (Thanks, Effexor!). There were no early indicators? Yellow sclera, itching skin, ascites, anything?
 
2013-05-09 10:32:20 PM
That's so rock 'n roll.
 
2013-05-09 10:33:08 PM

scottydoesntknow: Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.

Wasn't he on the toilet?


Don't be silly. Everyone knows he choked on his own vomit in the bathtub!
 
2013-05-09 10:37:06 PM
It wasn't the spider on his foot it was the monkey on his back?
 
2013-05-09 10:39:15 PM
It must be difficult to differentiate skin puncture types.
 
2013-05-09 10:40:06 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: That's pretty acute liver failure. My eyes were yellow and then my skin turned yellow WEEKS before my liver shut down (Thanks, Effexor!). There were no early indicators? Yellow sclera, itching skin, ascites, anything?


The complications from the necrotizing fasciitis probably masked the symptoms.
 
2013-05-09 10:40:16 PM
Another dead alky. So what?
 
2013-05-09 10:43:50 PM

hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.


He was married to Courtney Love?
 
2013-05-09 10:44:15 PM

Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.


I got to see the last GWAR show before their guitarist died of too much awesome, and by that I mean "controlled substances.". Metal.
 
2013-05-09 10:45:49 PM
Well,
 I'm sure he feels better now!
 
2013-05-09 10:46:58 PM

Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.


I thought it was choking on someone else's vomit.
 
2013-05-09 10:50:46 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.

I thought it was choking on someone else's vomit.


You can't dust for vomit.
 
2013-05-09 10:51:08 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.

I thought it was choking on someone else's vomit.


You can't dust for vomit.
 
2013-05-09 10:52:02 PM

pheelix: scottydoesntknow: Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.

Wasn't he on the toilet?

Don't be silly. Everyone knows he choked on his own vomit in the bathtub!


I thought it was in a fiery plane crash after winning a coin flip?
 
2013-05-09 10:54:28 PM
Well that's a shock.
 
2013-05-09 10:55:55 PM
Do you think he'll haunt the chapel?
 
2013-05-09 10:56:57 PM
It wasn't a bizarre gardening accident?
 
2013-05-09 11:00:53 PM

hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.


Did you just refer to Kurt Cobain as a "metal god"?
10/10
 
2013-05-09 11:04:04 PM
Necro-tizing fasci-itis
Paranoia
Scared to die ...
 
2013-05-09 11:10:18 PM
Drew be ware, Jeff was a big fan of Heineken.
 
2013-05-09 11:25:24 PM
im not entirely surprised; slayer has kept up a pretty long touring schedule, i mean I can't think of a year up until 2009 that they didnt come through at least once. figure all those months of drinking added up for 25 years is gonna catch up with you.
 
2013-05-09 11:27:00 PM

phedex: im not entirely surprised; slayer has kept up a pretty long touring schedule, i mean I can't think of a year up until 2009 that they didnt come through at least once. figure all those months of drinking added up for 25 years is gonna catch up with you.


In all seriousness, the necrotizing fasciitis no doubt finished the job. Chronic infection is hell on the body.
 
2013-05-09 11:30:08 PM
Anyone know what his Fark handle was?
 
2013-05-09 11:34:42 PM
You mean the earlier reports where the band's manager said, uh yeah, probably the spider bite, and doctors were unavailable for comment? Those earlier reports that sounded totally legit?
 
2013-05-09 11:42:17 PM

Gyrfalcon: It wasn't a bizarre gardening accident?


I heard is was a rather extreme case of tennis elbow.
 
2013-05-09 11:42:58 PM

Apos: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x360]

Spider thread! Spider thread!
Here is something I'll always dread!
Quite a few things that I mind-
One is BEING UNFAIRLY MALIGNED!
Look out......Here comes the spider thrrrrrrrrrrread!


www.silverfishlongboarding.com
 
2013-05-09 11:49:49 PM

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: pheelix: scottydoesntknow: Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.

Wasn't he on the toilet?

Don't be silly. Everyone knows he choked on his own vomit in the bathtub!

I thought it was in a fiery plane crash after winning a coin flip?


You're thinking of the girl who wrote the diary while she was hiding from the Nazis.
 
2013-05-09 11:56:49 PM

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: pheelix: scottydoesntknow: Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.

Wasn't he on the toilet?

Don't be silly. Everyone knows he choked on his own vomit in the bathtub!

I thought it was in a fiery plane crash after winning a coin flip?


I thought it was by touching his wet hands to an ungrounded microphone?
 
2013-05-10 12:30:51 AM

puckrock2000: I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: pheelix: scottydoesntknow: Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.

Wasn't he on the toilet?

Don't be silly. Everyone knows he choked on his own vomit in the bathtub!

I thought it was in a fiery plane crash after winning a coin flip?

I thought it was by touching his wet hands to an ungrounded microphone?


I thought he just spontaneously burst into flame? You know, that happens to a lot of people. You just don't hear about it.
 
2013-05-10 12:38:43 AM
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-05-10 12:41:14 AM

Strongbeerrules: Another dead alky. So what?


Well, there's the Fark handle calling the kettle black.

0/10
 
2013-05-10 12:46:35 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.

I thought it was choking on someone else's vomit.


I thought it was choking on one's own ham sandwich
 
2013-05-10 12:58:29 AM
So heavy drinking caused the death of a guy in a band that had sponsorships from Heineken and Jager?
Not really shocked.

I didn't think the bite killed him, but that and all the painkillers definitely didn't help matters.
 
2013-05-10 01:32:25 AM
Did Tyler Perry in some way form or fashion have a hand in this. Because if he did as a black woman I feel totally obligated to support this. I feel such freedom!
 
2013-05-10 01:45:44 AM

pheelix: scottydoesntknow: Krymson Tyde: hardinparamedic: farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.

I thought it was his wife shooting him in the face and staging it to look like a suicide.

I thought it was OD or choking on one's own vomit.

Wasn't he on the toilet?

Don't be silly. Everyone knows he choked on his own vomit in the bathtub!


Im not so sure if it was his own vomit.

remember poor stumpy joe?
 
2013-05-10 01:50:10 AM
imageshack.us

Yeah, a spiderbite...
 
2013-05-10 01:54:40 AM

theunblinkingeye: [imageshack.us image 512x374]

Yeah, a spiderbite...


Glad I hit refresh right before I posted. Nearly a page before Steven Drozd? You guys are slipping.
 
kab
2013-05-10 02:13:07 AM

farkingismybusiness: Instead he died the same way all true metal gods die, alcohol related cirrhosis.


www.one-leggedsandpiper.com

Approves.
 
2013-05-10 02:13:19 AM

magneticmushroom: Glad I hit refresh right before I posted.


'Cos if you'd re-posted, it would destroy me.
 
2013-05-10 03:56:09 AM

Death Whisper: [a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 320x247]


That's Kerry King. Wrong Slayer dude.
 
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