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(Hdden)   Celebrities without teeth. Yes, it is a slideshow. Yes, subby is going to floss now   (hdden.com) divider line 54
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2013-05-09 07:25:29 PM  
why not just link to the original Instagram page instead of f*cking around with a slow-loading "re-load the entire page" slideshow?
 
2013-05-09 07:26:57 PM  

calbert: why not just link to the original Instagram page instead of f*cking around with a slow-loading "re-load the entire page" slideshow?


Thank you! This shiat couldn't even be deslided.

And yea, that was some slow loading. I thought it was me, but glad you said something
 
2013-05-09 07:40:44 PM  

calbert: why not just link to the original Instagram page instead of f*cking around with a slow-loading "re-load the entire page" slideshow?


Amy Poehler looks like an old polish grandma.
 
2013-05-09 07:55:16 PM  
distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com

Swallow your soul!!
 
2013-05-09 07:56:32 PM  

Yea but... Sofia Vergara has BOOBS! It's still hit it.


distilleryimage3.s3.amazonaws.com

 
2013-05-09 07:57:15 PM  

Arachnophobe: Swallow your soul!!


Welp, I didn't need to sleep anyways
 
2013-05-09 08:00:51 PM  
Subby will get a few bites.
 
2013-05-09 08:02:01 PM  
This is almost as bad as the Buscemi eyed celebrity photoshops.
25.media.tumblr.com
thetango.net
 
2013-05-09 08:02:35 PM  
It's crazy how teeth can effect how you look.  The Mother of Dragons doesn't even look like the same person.  Photoshop must have been involved.
 
2013-05-09 08:02:49 PM  
This is almost as good as that muppets with human eyes one.
 
2013-05-09 08:15:08 PM  
safe bj's anyway
 
2013-05-09 08:16:13 PM  
Celebrities without teeth? More like website without images.
 
2013-05-09 08:16:16 PM  

calbert: why not just link to the original Instagram page instead of f*cking around with a slow-loading "re-load the entire page" slideshow?


B-but, blinking ads and links to 90 other stories!!!

\and lost all sorts of cred when you look at the first motherfarking picture and see... TEETH.  Fecking maroons.
 
2013-05-09 08:18:43 PM  
Creepy. I didn't even reconize most of them. And now after reading this thread I have the Kim Carnes classic song "Steve Buscemi Eyes" stuck in my head. Thanks.
 
2013-05-09 08:19:02 PM  
For contrast, here is a picture of a celebrity with too many teeth.

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-09 08:20:56 PM  
Not a single person has said "gummer" yet. I leave dissapoint.
 
2013-05-09 08:21:08 PM  

Arachnophobe: For contrast, here is a picture of a celebrity with too many teeth.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 350x441]


OH MY GOD TOM CRUISE IS THE CORINTHIAN!
 
2013-05-09 08:21:26 PM  

Cuchulane: safe bj's anyway


I'll take the occasional nick, thanks.
 
2013-05-09 08:24:04 PM  
Yes they are implants.  BTW, my eyes are up HERE!

/ate a curb in college
 
2013-05-09 08:26:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-09 08:26:32 PM  

belhade: Arachnophobe: For contrast, here is a picture of a celebrity with too many teeth.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 350x441]

OH MY GOD TOM CRUISE IS THE CORINTHIAN!


Too short.
 
2013-05-09 08:27:07 PM  
Seeing Kim Kardashian with a toothless mouth put everything finally in perspective. I can sleep easy knowing why she and all the other actresses we ask countless times "why are they famous?" are famous. The animal instinct all men have... risk free, suction cup release
 
2013-05-09 08:30:13 PM  
Gentlemen, this is true, you have not experienced life until you've received a toothless bj.

/she wore dentures after a high speed collision with her steering wheel
//it wasn't easy to get used to, but when those teeth came out it was freaking ON
 
2013-05-09 08:38:41 PM  
Thank gawd I didn't actually wait for the original article to finally click in.  Pix in this response are enough to show it was a "Do Not Want"
 
2013-05-09 08:46:50 PM  

Arachnophobe: For contrast, here is a picture of a celebrity with too many teeth.

[i1126.photobucket.com image 350x441]


You had to go there, huh? Okay.  Those of you who go to NFL threads know what's coming next.  That's right:i199.photobucket.com

Three-Part Harmony Philip Rivers.
 
2013-05-09 08:47:55 PM  

Jack_Knopf: Gentlemen, this is true, you have not experienced life until you've received a toothless bj.

/she wore dentures after a high speed collision with her steering wheel
//it wasn't easy to get used to, but when those teeth came out it was freaking ON


(In best scruffy voice) second.

As far as I am concerned you are a virgin if you havent had a gummer.
 
2013-05-09 08:48:15 PM  

Jack_Knopf: Gentlemen, this is true, you have not experienced life until you've received a toothless bj.

/she wore dentures after a high speed collision with her steering wheel
//it wasn't easy to get used to, but when those teeth came out it was freaking ON


Well, at least she saves on Polydent... if you catch my drift
 
2013-05-09 08:58:21 PM  

Atomic Spunk: This is almost as bad as the Buscemi eyed celebrity photoshops.


At least those are shooped. This is just blacked out teeth. Looks shooped.
 
2013-05-09 09:00:17 PM  
Why not combine Buscemi eyes with no teeth?
 
2013-05-09 09:06:29 PM  
Mirror of the slowshide:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-09 09:07:12 PM  

scottydoesntknow: calbert: why not just link to the original Instagram page instead of f*cking around with a slow-loading "re-load the entire page" slideshow?

Thank you! This shiat couldn't even be deslided.

And yea, that was some slow loading. I thought it was me, but glad you said something


Really?
http://deslide.clusterfake.net/de%20s%20lide/g?o=html_table&u=http:/ /h dden.com/25-celebrities-without-teeth/
 
2013-05-09 09:09:06 PM  
That is a great link.

/my sarcasm, it is it showing?
 
2013-05-09 09:09:48 PM  
ugh, I'm going for my very first root canal therapy on Wednesday.  had my back molar 1/3 filled and it got infected.  yay for Amoxicillin and ad much advil as I can swallow until then!
 
2013-05-09 09:13:17 PM  
Well... that was retarded...
 
2013-05-09 09:16:09 PM  
Great. Now I'm homesick.
 
2013-05-09 09:40:13 PM  
i359.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-09 09:52:13 PM  
I guess they forgot Ernie Brown Jr. "Turtleman".

kobreguide.com
 
2013-05-09 10:00:58 PM  
that was the creepiest FARK link I have ever clicked on in the history of this dumb website
 
2013-05-09 10:39:23 PM  
This may work, next thing you know actresses and "celebrities" will be afraid to open their mouths in case "toothless" pics start showing up.
/win-win
 
2013-05-09 10:51:27 PM  
Okay that was an easy 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
 
2013-05-09 10:51:43 PM  
Meg Ryan actually looks pretty good without teeth. Or maybe I'm just thinking we could do meth together. She should look me up if she ever loses her teeth and feels like bringing her life into the new direction of a glorious downward spiral.
 
2013-05-09 10:53:58 PM  

calbert: why not just link to the original Instagram page instead of f*cking around with a slow-loading "re-load the entire page" slideshow?

 
2013-05-09 11:03:02 PM  
I was actually expecting something along the lines of "Pierce Brosnan has zero teeth and is now advertising for Polident" instead of just celeb pics not showing toothiness.
 
2013-05-09 11:12:21 PM  
simplybeautifulyou.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-09 11:23:50 PM  
No need to apologize for the slide show, but neglecting to mention it is a photoshop was rather dissapoint.
 
2013-05-10 12:18:21 AM  
I understand the importance of having teeth but am I the only one who freaks out at the super bleached perfectly white teeth?  That shiat ain't natural.
 
2013-05-10 12:41:15 AM  
There must be something wrong because that slightly turned me on.
 
2013-05-10 12:45:58 AM  
mustbetv.net
 
2013-05-10 02:02:14 AM  
That was bad enough that I looked to see if it was I "featured partner" I clicked by accident
 
2013-05-10 02:16:21 AM  
Came expecting to see Eddie Van Halen and Charlie Sheen. Leaving disappointed.
 
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