Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Hyperbole and a Half)   ಌ Maybe everything isn't hopeless bullshiat ಌ   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy  
•       •       •

17694 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 May 2013 at 6:37 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-05-09 06:46:21 PM  
10 votes:
2013-05-09 07:31:49 PM  
6 votes:

Meethos: ialdabaoth: TheOtherMisterP: I was in a decent mood until I started reading that....comic? Whatever it is. Everything about the page is just freaking creepy to me.

Try living it.

We get it, you're bummed out. Get over it.
2013-05-09 06:59:55 PM  
6 votes:


2013-05-09 05:51:08 PM  
6 votes:
This cracks me up ever time (From Dogs Don't Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving)
2013-05-09 07:51:29 PM  
4 votes:

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: sometimes I think she's me.

could just be the fark handle, though.

2013-05-09 06:43:37 PM  
3 votes:

GilRuiz1: Hyperbole and a Half is back!!!  Yay!

I think that covers it quite nicely.

And I'm cleaning ALL THE THINGS Sunday.
2013-05-09 09:31:21 PM  
2 votes:

MarkEC: The emotionless issues that everyone is  talking about is quite frankly something that has been with me for my whole life. I have never cried over someone dying, and have always had the thought she has on her blog "uh oh...sad face sad face". I've sometimes thought that I was just a cold-hearted bastard.

Cheer up. You're probably just a sociopath.
2013-05-09 07:56:34 PM  
2 votes:

megarian: I don't want so sound like something I'm not. I like things about sex. I have never had an orgasm and that's not my focus. I like being physical and look at it as a in I want to make the other person have a really REALLY good time. So that's the goal and I am willing to work for it. But as far as me getting off? Not going to happen. I can do it manually but it takes a while and is not worth the effort. I like sex, though. I get a lot of information and mental pleasure through sex. I like aerobic activity.

You need to leave Detroit.
2013-05-09 07:32:46 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, and I like this one, too.
2013-05-09 07:17:53 PM  
2 votes:
I missed her alot.
2013-05-09 07:13:18 PM  
2 votes:
The retarded looking dog reminded me that I am familiar with the lady's work.

Glad she found the corn in the bullshiat.
2013-05-09 06:43:21 PM  
2 votes:
This is... remarkably similar to my own life right now, except that the "fine, I'll go to a doctor if you stop making that noise" phase sort of looped into "I've gone to 10 doctors, but I can't pay for any of the medication I'm supposed to be perscribed and I can't pay for therapy, so now what?"

Of course, the fact that repeated doctor visits didn't help is just proof that I wasn't really trying, which is okay, because obviously if I'm not trying I don't want to get better and I deserve whatever happens to me.
2013-05-09 06:39:12 PM  
2 votes:
2013-05-09 05:58:46 PM  
2 votes:
Sheesh, she REALLY needs to get laid.
2013-05-10 09:41:25 AM  
1 vote:

namegoeshere: miss diminutive: Her first comic about depression and the internal dialog that eventually degenerates into a spiral of self-loathing and apathy was so dead on that I actually had to stop reading it and just hug my knees for a little while.

Can someone link this plz?

Here you go.
2013-05-10 01:31:41 AM  
1 vote:
2013-05-09 11:12:51 PM  
1 vote:

Kittypie070: I still have days when I feel not good.




I would like quite a whole LOT for someone to come up with a legal and harmless euphoriant. It really would help.

Does catnip not work?
/Sorry : )
2013-05-09 10:32:55 PM  
1 vote:

gglibertine: You goddamned ignorant bee-eating toad dropping.

That was beautiful! *sniff*
2013-05-09 09:52:46 PM  
1 vote:
I have never heard of this blog or this lady before today but apparently she's in my head because e -adult.html is my life.
2013-05-09 08:43:29 PM  
1 vote:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Have any of you sad sacks tried manning (or womanning) up and dealing with things? Depression is like adhd, namely that its not a real thing.

Have you ever tried eating a bowl of dicks?
2013-05-09 08:13:17 PM  
1 vote:
Have any of you sad sacks tried manning (or womanning) up and dealing with things? Depression is like adhd, namely that its not a real thing.
2013-05-09 08:08:22 PM  
1 vote:
Should have embraced buddhism or some other philosophy when she was having the existential breakdown about everything being pointless. There's absolutely nothing wrong with thinking that, and it can lead to a new, more honest, way to be happy. Instead it seems her road to happiness is to continue trying to be happy about the meaningless and superficial crap she became disillusioned with.

/"Products and TV shows give my life meaning!"
2013-05-09 07:50:48 PM  
1 vote:

James F. Campbell: JRoo: Emotions are just roadblocks on the path to higher intelligence.

Sounds like the credo of a psychopath.

Fringe motherfarker!

Did you watch it?!
2013-05-09 07:50:19 PM  
1 vote:

Peki: thinking

think, ffs, think!!

/I have a B.A. in English, I swear. I just need to go back to school to get it all back.
2013-05-09 07:49:01 PM  
1 vote:

my alt's alt's alt: radarlove: Okay, this is probably a longshot and I know that, but...does anyone in this thread have any experience with or know anyone who has experience with the use of ECT or Trans-cranial Electromagnets in the treatment of depression?

Yes. A family friend lost 7 years of her memory, then got brain cancer and died after ECT (may or may not have been related). I'm wary of its therapeutic value.

Do you get to pick the 7 years?  Because there are at least seven I'd like to wipe out entirely sometimes.  And the risk of brain cancer and *gasp!* death really doesn't mean much to a depressed person.

/They should hire us for all the most dangerous and lucrative jobs.
//Like Fark admin.
2013-05-09 07:43:45 PM  
1 vote:
sometimes I think she's me.

could just be the fark handle, though.
2013-05-09 07:39:48 PM  
1 vote:

caddisfly: Bathia_Mapes: Yay!

Yippee!  I've been checking her page occasionally for the past year.  The utter lack of updates was making ME depressed.  Allie is 10 kinds of awesome.

She is indeed. And I've been quite concerned about her after her last appearance and subsequent long disappearance.
2013-05-09 07:33:51 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm surprised at how modern medicine has missed what is so clear to the WebMDs here in this thread. Namely, that depression can be fixed by a good deep dicking.

Fark never ceases to amaze me.
2013-05-09 07:31:31 PM  
1 vote:
2013-05-09 07:31:19 PM  
1 vote:
2013-05-09 07:05:15 PM  
1 vote:
For me it was porn not corn but cool.
2013-05-09 07:02:32 PM  
1 vote:
I just read this was like reading my biography.

/waiting for the corn
2013-05-09 06:49:21 PM  
1 vote:

BKITU: ... parp?

2013-05-09 06:47:46 PM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised at how modern medicine has missed what is so clear to the WebMDs here in this thread. Namely, that depression can be fixed by a good deep dicking.

Fark never ceases to amaze me.
2013-05-09 06:28:28 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus that just goes on for f*cking ever.
2013-05-09 06:16:24 PM  
1 vote:
Who is this person? A Farker? Would explain the unjustified comments praising her work
2013-05-09 05:53:20 PM  
1 vote:
It's like a cartoon by The Oatmeal, but more poorly drawn. All the enjoyability, not as much of the graphic design background. Good for her.
2013-05-09 05:34:28 PM  
1 vote:
... parp?
Displayed 38 of 38 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.