Stupid biatch.

I bet she's Norwegian.

I thought white trash take buses.

Mom?

But it will ensure that the marshal is a landowner, as in a couple achers....

*rimshot*

Kicking an air marshal in the jimmy won't win you any frequent flier miles....


...But it just might get you an all-expenses paid, first-class trip, consisting of 364 days and 365 nights in federal pound you in the ass prison!!!

daht-dah-dah-da-da, dah-da-da da! dah dah dah dah dut duh da-da ('The Price Is Right' theme should be in your head now)

quieter: That is why I never drink anything while farking. Bravo!

Shouldn't the heading be DUMBASS?

"That's my purse!"

Bobby Hill (KOTH ref.)

$10 says she sues .. ..... ..... 100 ... .. .. ...... I say 1000 I can see this with a followup
10,000



/I have a problem

S-M-R-T, I am so smart!

"daht-dah-dah-da-da, dah-da-da da! dah dah dah dah dut duh da-da" (how much is Turtle Wax?)

damn you, R the P

People like that ruin public intoxication for the rest of us.

I wouldn't know what a "groin" is, seeing as how I don't own a television.

Extreme_Lukewarm

"I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!!!!"

mwahahahahahha

Send that biatch to Gitmo!

Solzhenisin, I bet she's Norweigan AND a Lutheran. Minnesota women are biatches... Slap 'em and put 'em in their place.

Xtreme_Luke:

You forgot the "aaaah don't know yeeewwww!"


/worships KoTH

I am sorry, you priced the miles to low but you did win this brand new car... .. .. .. ...... . wait a sec .. .. ....... dam you rickythepenguin, soon I shall kill you ... .. .. or bite you or give you an annoying "....."

That is my favorite episode, rickythepenguin

Headline had me laughing.

Yes.. thanks for sharing indeed.

/agree steve20832
/vote DUMBASS tag, is it really that hard for some people to just sit down and STFU on a plane?
He should have hog tied her, it's very difficult for someone to kick your groin from that position.

The gradual increasing affordability of airline tickets was bound to have negative consequences. Nobody ever listens to me :/

Ah, it is good to know that idiocy is the universal thing that ties us all together.

I wonder how long it will take The Smoking Gun to get her mugshot.

Whom are we employing as air marshal's ?? Jerry's kids ? It is really obvious that these guys are new to what they are doing, underpaid, undertrained, and overly impressed with them selves on the whole. Some of the stupid, ineffectual methods they choose to employ, just boggle the mind.

AmericaFirst,

I'd take a Lutheran Chick over an Evangelical anyday.

Heck, it's taken me two years to convert the one I have - by the sword I might add.

And by "sword" I do mean my pee-pee.

Lutheran Chicks give head... not as good as Catholics, but pretty close.

Evangelical chicks... well, let's just say that I have met more affectionate walls.

Although for some reason there are REALLY attractive Evangelical chicas out there.

My wife is flying into Minneapolis next week on Northwest Airlines...I'll tell her that if she see's a guy with an icepack on his nuts, to say hi to him.

Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

He should have just shot her.

/natural selection

Baptist chics will spend the night and camp out all next day, but no action. On the other hand, Catholic chics will let you ream every orifice then haul ass so they can beat their roommates home.

when kicking air marshals in the groin is outlawed...only outlaws. *sigh*..nevermind

after 9/11, I won't even dare to complain about the service anymore. I just get on the plane, stfu, and hope the plane stays in one piece until I reach my destination. This lady is a huge beacon of asslight.

it has been said before... but this one surely deserves the title:

Best Headline So Far

With air travel now available to the lower classes, trouble like this is sure to happen. No one would consider serving booze on a Greyhound bus, why would you on an inescapable metal tube, travelling 500 m.p.h. at 30,000 feet.
This woman's intolerably loutish behavior will ruin it for the people with good breeding, proper manners and public decorum.

FEDERAL charges of assault?

KnickKnolte,

because we all know that upper class folks are always peachy as well.

Money does not equal Manners.

First off Air Marshall's are just low level cops. Low level of training and pay.

Second.. The most annoying person I have ever encountered on a plane was 'SCREECH' from saved by the bell. I was up in First Class, where it should be quiet. This asshat was whistling the whole time or laughing out loud. He was drunk as hell and hanging out with his pretty boy buddy.

Real asshole.

Archfeld, why are you going off about the air marshals? I don't see anything in this article to indicate that the air marshal did anything stupid. I thought the point was the lady attacking the marshal was the idiot?

As I read this story, I thought of another Mike Judge reference, but not KotH:
You wannna see a man? KICK ME IN THE JIMMY!

rickythepenguin and Over_Zealously_Apathetic

My apologies for leaving out "I Don't know you!"

One of the funniest episodes IMO

Various things:

rickythepenguin

...But it just might get you an all-expenses paid, first-class trip, consisting of 364 days and 365 nights in federal pound you in the ass prison!!!

Er... since it's a woman, I'm assuming there won't be a lot of ass-pounding there, unless her roommate makes a strap-on in the shop. She'd better like the taste of furry fish taco, though.

KnickKnolte

With air travel now available to the lower classes, trouble like this is sure to happen. No one would consider serving booze on a Greyhound bus, why would you on an inescapable metal tube, travelling 500 m.p.h. at 30,000 feet.

It's the antidote to fear of flying. See, if Shatner had had a drink or six in that old Twilight Zone episode, he would have just passed out and wouldn't have seen that creature, and... OK, bad example. Still, though, people flipping out and trying to get into the cockpit to force the pilot to land can be worse than your average drunk.

Having a close friend who is an Air Marshall I can tell you that these folks are NOT underpaid, undertrained, or uneducated. These guys are highly trained and I would hate to fark with one of thim, you would truly be amazed if you knew exactly how well trained they are. Not at all like the high school grad. screeners you see out there. Just wanted to clear up Archfeld.

The air marshal approached the woman, who was allegedly intoxicated, vocal and obnoxious aboard Northwest Airlines Flight 1057

Northwest? This was the flight attendant, I guarantee you.

In this day, who's stupid enough to start trouble on an airliner? Forget the air marshal, how about the uptight passenger(s) sitting next to the obnoxious jerk. My foot would definitely be making an appointment with somebody's butt.

"Sit the fark down, read, be quiet, sleep maybe, don't move and don't barf, and we'll all have a pleasant plane ride.
Thank you for flying with us today."

/well, that's what it'd be if I ran the place

MN8 they are paid very well by most standards.

They should "escort" these idiots off the planes before they land. "Bye honey, we'll be back to get you in a while."