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(The Verge)   Hi, my name is Werner Brandes. My voice is my passport. Dispense sixty dollars to me   (theverge.com) divider line 59
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2013-05-12 12:56:18 AM  

dyhchong: At last! All my hours playing Uplink will finally pay off.


I thought that the headline was an Uplink reference, until I googled it. I guess Uplink took it from Sneakers.
 
2013-05-12 03:01:02 AM  
It doesn't work you know.
 
2013-05-12 04:36:14 AM  

MadManMoon: We are the United States government! We don't do that sort of thing!


James Earl Jones delivering that line is one of the best 5 seconds in movie history.
 
2013-05-12 04:43:06 AM  
I leave message here on service, but you do not call.

Prak-tice, prak-tice, prak-tice!
 
2013-05-12 10:28:43 AM  

RodneyToady: Part of my wife's wedding vows to me was to "be a beacon" for me.  Everyone at the ceremony who saw Sneakers laughed, those who didn't looked very confused.

/csb


Does she give you head whenever you want?
 
2013-05-12 11:36:41 AM  

YodaBlues: Does she give you head whenever you want?


Yes, actually.  Eight years on, and still, whenever I ask.
 
2013-05-12 11:48:59 AM  

RodneyToady: YodaBlues: Does she give you head whenever you want?

Yes, actually.  Eight years on, and still, whenever I ask.


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Whoa...
 
2013-05-12 01:47:49 PM  
My voice is my ID.

Isn't that so, FBI SSG?
 
2013-05-12 07:08:30 PM  
Wow, a Sneakers reference. Old skool
 
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