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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Woman photographed flipping off Bulls player Joakim Noah during last night's playoff game at Miami is a famous widow once accused of killing her husband. Is there a tag for COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE MORE FLORIDA?   (wpbf.com) divider line 111
    More: Florida, Joakim Noah, Miami, playoffs, AmericanAirlines Arena, School District of Palm Beach County, WPBF 25 News  
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2013-05-09 01:33:06 PM  
fark you Noah! You're going down! You're invited to my hot tub!
 
2013-05-09 01:33:34 PM  
Honestly, I'm surprised this wasn't NewFlash.
 
2013-05-09 01:33:40 PM  
As a Floridian I beg you not to issue this challenge.  There is no level of stupid to which my fellow citizens cannot sink to.
 
2013-05-09 01:33:47 PM  
Even before we knew her identity, Farkers were saying pretty much that "she couldn't possibly be more Florida" in the previous thread where this pic was posted.
 
2013-05-09 01:34:18 PM  

studs up: Honestly, I'm surprised this wasn't NewFlash.


but with an "s" in there somewhere
potato
 
2013-05-09 01:34:53 PM  
 
2013-05-09 01:35:01 PM  
You sure do have a purdy mouth.
 
2013-05-09 01:35:34 PM  
Seeing that picture, and reading about her, my vote is the guy committed suicide.
 
2013-05-09 01:35:43 PM  
the bulls have a woman on their team?
 
2013-05-09 01:36:12 PM  

Tango_down: You sure do have a purdy mouth.


She'd bite it off.
 
2013-05-09 01:36:13 PM  
So what? A guy on the subway once accused me of being in league with the Martians, but they didn't stop the presses for THAT.

/Totally not in league with the Martians
 
2013-05-09 01:37:09 PM  
I hope the person who wrote this had to be extremely wasted to type out this:

"And she's not just any woman. She's Filomena Tobias. Name ring a bell?"
 
2013-05-09 01:37:33 PM  
She looks more leathery than the purse she's holding...
 
2013-05-09 01:37:50 PM  
"Yes, it's my mom. She's embarrassed, but she is being a good sport," said the daughter told the Sun Sentinel on Thursday. "She was having fun just like any other fan. All she has to say is that people need to get a life."

I had not heard of this woman until an hour ago. I have not hated someone so much so quickly before in my life.
 
2013-05-09 01:37:56 PM  
Love the html.

filomena-tobias-flips-off-joakim-noah-during-bullsheat-game
 
2013-05-09 01:38:00 PM  
Tobias's daughter, Victoria Racanti,
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com


Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state.  Perhaps there's a link?
 
2013-05-09 01:38:30 PM  

Mega Steve: So what? A guy on the subway once accused me of being in league with the Martians, but they didn't stop the presses for THAT.

/Totally not in league with the Martians


That's what someone in league with the Martians WOULD SAY!
 
2013-05-09 01:39:31 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Seeing that picture, and reading about her, my vote is the guy committed suicide.


Winnar.
 
2013-05-09 01:40:34 PM  
She's an Ohio State fan who's not gotten over it.
 
2013-05-09 01:40:55 PM  
Better watch his back.

/blonde OJ
 
2013-05-09 01:41:23 PM  
The skin of a baked potato.
 
2013-05-09 01:41:29 PM  

DubtodaIll: Tobias's daughter, Victoria Racanti,
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 124x240]

Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state.  Perhaps there's a link?


irisdawn.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-09 01:41:53 PM  
Seems like a nice lady, like the kind you take home to meet your mom
 
2013-05-09 01:42:07 PM  

DubtodaIll: Tobias's daughter, Victoria Racanti,
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 124x240]

Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state.  Perhaps there's a link?


But, but California Girls?
 
2013-05-09 01:43:05 PM  
Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state

BS-Cali has the bestest babes
 
2013-05-09 01:45:16 PM  

groppet: Seems like a nice lady, like the kind you take home to meet your mom


Perhaps Rick James can school you on this point...
 
2013-05-09 01:46:33 PM  

DubtodaIll: Tobias's daughter, Victoria Racanti,
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 124x240]

Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state.  Perhaps there's a link?


I like this one better...

a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-05-09 01:46:39 PM  

groppet: Seems like a nice lady, like the kind you take home to meet kill your mom

and make it look like an accident

FTFY
 
2013-05-09 01:47:05 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Seeing that picture, and reading about her, my vote is the guy committed suicide.


And isn't he lucky?
 
2013-05-09 01:47:06 PM  
It's so quintessentially Florida, there's even a Gator in the picture.
 
2013-05-09 01:47:08 PM  
Nice to see such well-adjusted adults out in public...
 
2013-05-09 01:50:49 PM  
Stay classy Miami....
 
2013-05-09 01:51:28 PM  
guy in the bottom right looks tired of her shiat
 
2013-05-09 01:52:12 PM  

Stan Lee's Ghost: She's an Ohio State fan who's not gotten over it.


She's still pissed that Yannick hit it and quit it.
 
2013-05-09 01:52:26 PM  

DubtodaIll: Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state.  Perhaps there's a link?


Link?

State No. of board-certified plastic surgeons (2010) Population (2010) Ratio (population to surgeons)
District of Columbia: 22 /601,723 = 27,351: 1
Maryland: 157 /5,773,552 = 36,774: 1
Florida: 477 /18,801,310 = 39,416: 1
New York: 487 /19,378,102 = 39,791: 1
California: 881/37,253,956 = 42,286: 1
 
2013-05-09 01:53:11 PM  
You can take the stripper wannabe out of the trailer park...
 
2013-05-09 01:57:18 PM  
Her story reminds me of the hot babe in Tombstone (Doc's lady), who kept on prodding him along to do more harm to his body so he would die quicker. Then, she could take ALL of his money, not just half.
 
2013-05-09 01:57:28 PM  

Broktun: DubtodaIll: Tobias's daughter, Victoria Racanti,
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 124x240]

Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state.  Perhaps there's a link?

But, but California Girls?


But, but Texas girls?
i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-09 01:59:49 PM  
There can always be more Florida.

Trailer park, mullet, gators, gators in the trailer park, mullets on the gators, mulleted gators in trailer parks, George Wendt eating beans in a movie...
 
2013-05-09 02:00:32 PM  

texmeth: Broktun: DubtodaIll: Tobias's daughter, Victoria Racanti,
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 124x240]

Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state.  Perhaps there's a link?

But, but California Girls?

But, but Texas girls?
[i23.photobucket.com image 464x742]


Holy crap, I haven't seen that chick in forever....she used to be on every porn and quasi-porn site around.
 
2013-05-09 02:00:51 PM  

dabbletech: Speaker2Animals: Seeing that picture, and reading about her, my vote is the guy committed suicide.

And isn't he lucky?


I'd imagine that was his last thought.
 
2013-05-09 02:04:03 PM  
Florida tag taps fingertips together and makes evil cackle, like Mr. Burns.

/"Egg-cellant"
 
2013-05-09 02:10:42 PM  
Just got done reading the New Yorker piece on her and her ex husband "Dead Man's Float".

Just... wow. I recommend reading it because I suspect a lawsuit will take it down soon enough. Be warned: lengthy but worth it.

http://nymag.com/news/features/43914/
 
2013-05-09 02:11:12 PM  
Sadly she will probably have her own show on Bravo in less than six months.

/people are idiots.
 
2013-05-09 02:13:02 PM  

Ring of Fire: Sadly she will probably have her own show on Bravo in less than six months.

/people are idiots.


i1247.photobucket.com

I hope there will be pudding.....
 
2013-05-09 02:16:17 PM  

chevydeuce: texmeth: Broktun: DubtodaIll: Tobias's daughter, Victoria Racanti,
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 124x240]

Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state.  Perhaps there's a link?

But, but California Girls?

But, but Texas girls?
[i23.photobucket.com image 464x742]

Holy crap, I haven't seen that chick in forever....she used to be on every porn and quasi-porn site around.


Uhh, who is she? I'm asking for scientific pursuits, of course.
 
2013-05-09 02:20:37 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state

BS-Cali has the bestest babes


Been to both... Utah has them beat. High on the crazy too. Seriously though, you go to a Jazz game and can't get your jaw off the floor.

/live in Austin
 
2013-05-09 02:27:13 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Seeing that picture, and reading about her, my vote is the guy committed suicide.


Lady Astor, to Winston Churchill: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Churchill, to Lady Astor: "Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

-- Source
 
2013-05-09 02:32:17 PM  
www.wpbf.com

How can you feel so invested in a game that you look like this? She looks like a howling baboon.
What a disgrace to the human race.
 
2013-05-09 02:32:40 PM  

waterrockets: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Florida may be a crazy place, but it's got the most beautiful women per capita than any other state

BS-Cali has the bestest babes

Been to both... Utah has them beat. High on the crazy too. Seriously though, you go to a Jazz game and can't get your jaw off the floor.

/live in Austin


I lived in both California and Florida. California has Florida beat by miles. Reason: Age. California's population is much younger than God's waiting room. I can't think of many places I went out to in the Tampa Bay area that featured people under 40. There was a handful, but most had their share of  middle finger lady.
 
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