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(Some Teacher)   Smokin' hot teacher embroiled in sex scandal at subby's former high school and subby didn't read about it on Fark. What is wrong with you people??   (illinoishomepage.net ) divider line
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2013-05-09 11:00:12 AM  
Teacher on student action fatigue.  But here you go anyhow
 
2013-05-09 11:35:32 AM  
*cautiously clicks on link*

literarydancer.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-09 11:40:06 AM  
That's not even British smokin' hot.
 
2013-05-09 11:43:55 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-09 12:02:41 PM  
*clicks link*

Not even with a stolen dick.
 
2013-05-09 12:12:47 PM  
Noscript blocked the picture. Huzzah!
 
2013-05-09 12:14:25 PM  
sigh... ::click::

gifs.gifbin.com
 
2013-05-09 12:14:50 PM  
yikes...
 
2013-05-09 12:15:04 PM  
What do you mean you people?
 
2013-05-09 12:16:02 PM  
Thank God the start arrow blocked most of her face.
 
2013-05-09 12:17:07 PM  
Seriously Illinois?  First the prime provider of tasty lion meat for florida tacos and now THIS?

That's it, you're in time out.

(yes I live there)
 
2013-05-09 12:19:26 PM  
She hit every branch on the way down, falling out of the ugly tree.
Uglier than a bag of smashed a**holes, with the pretty ones taken out.
 
2013-05-09 12:19:26 PM  
Nice try subby... but I've learned to check the comments before linky clicky...
 
2013-05-09 12:19:46 PM  
she's black so no one cares?
 
2013-05-09 12:20:45 PM  
*clicks link*

goddamitsomuch
 
2013-05-09 12:21:15 PM  

Drew: Teacher on student action fatigue.  But here you go anyhow


I thought that was one of the reasons female teachers liked the young male students.... teacher on student action... no fatigue...
 
2013-05-09 12:21:22 PM  
STAHP
 
2013-05-09 12:21:34 PM  
oh DIAF
 
2013-05-09 12:22:02 PM  
forums.kleientertainment.com
 
2013-05-09 12:22:45 PM  
We were waiting for you to suffer first, subs.
 
2013-05-09 12:24:05 PM  
Someone needs to read up on the actual meaning of "smoking hot", cuz that ain't it.


/i'd still hit it
 
2013-05-09 12:24:15 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Noscript blocked the picture. Huzzah!


Same here, thank goodness.  But it annoys me that the shiny shiny shimmery headline is enough to make me click.

Here's some eye bleach for everyone else that got reeled in, but didn't have a script blocker.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-09 12:24:34 PM  
smoking hot is an euphamism for butt ass ugly
 
2013-05-09 12:29:12 PM  
Um.  I mentioned it in the Jabba the Teacher story yesterday.  Hooray for C-U farkers!
 
2013-05-09 12:29:28 PM  
People! Stop ripping on this poor lady!

You should all be laying into the teenager who considered her a tempting lay.
 
2013-05-09 12:29:36 PM  
Always start in the comments section. This I have learned. Fark you subby, thank you farkers.
Fark you subby is a little strong.
still didn't click
 
2013-05-09 12:33:41 PM  
Subby apparently didn't learn anything in School either since he/she failed to understand the true definition of "Smoking HOT!"
 
2013-05-09 12:35:51 PM  
someday, there will be an actual hot assed teacher and no one will see it becuase of submitters like you.
Shame on you!

The tale concerns a boy who repeatedly tricks nearby villagers into thinking a wolf is attacking his flock. When a wolf actually does appear, the villagers do not believe the boy's cries for help, and the flock is destroyed
 
2013-05-09 12:37:35 PM  
I always click the link when "smoking hot" is applied...I just want to see how horrible of a C.H.U.D. the teacher is.
 
2013-05-09 12:40:29 PM  
Funny, based on the name Tammy I was expecting someone... white trashier shall we say.
 
2013-05-09 12:41:40 PM  
If that's smokin',
let it burn.
 
2013-05-09 12:44:05 PM  
cdn.dashburst.com

Looks like

/why does this garbage link get greenlit
 
2013-05-09 12:44:06 PM  
Thurston Howell your eye bleach is/has an awesome catch... and a nice cameltoe!
 
2013-05-09 12:46:32 PM  
yanoosh:

smoking hot is an euphamism for butt ass ugly

I think subby meant Smokey the Hutt
 
2013-05-09 12:55:06 PM  
Christ. Who's operating the camera in the video?
 
2013-05-09 01:02:11 PM  
Crotchrocket Slim:

Funny, based on the name Tammy I was expecting someone... white trashier shall we say.

Equal opportunity, y'know. I'm glad to hear about a "non-white" CHILD MOLESTER.
 
2013-05-09 01:04:53 PM  
Where were these teachers when I wa...click...Oh Jesus, Mary, & Joseph! Somebody pour peroxide in my eyes!!! Good Lord, my eyes can smell the stench.
 
2013-05-09 01:05:39 PM  
That would have qualified for a smoking hot teacher at my school too.
 
2013-05-09 01:09:21 PM  
At this point, I think pedo and teacher are officially synonyms.
 
2013-05-09 01:14:55 PM  
Hey subby, this story was a sideline in Techa the Hutt right here on Fark. In nearly every Fark link is a side story about teacher/ student sex. Just because you miss them doesn't mean the rest of do. Get with the program bro / sis, whatever you are.
 
2013-05-09 01:22:12 PM  
 i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-09 01:49:26 PM  
BECAUSE SHE'S FUGLY, THAT'S WHY.
 
2013-05-09 03:14:33 PM  
 
2013-05-09 03:20:46 PM  
Smokin hot???!!! How about ugly as a pig?
 
2013-05-09 03:34:27 PM  

biyaaatci: Um.  I mentioned it in the Jabba the Teacher story yesterday.  Hooray for C-U farkers!


Cheers
 
2013-05-09 03:56:58 PM  

Drew: Teacher on student action fatigue.  But here you go anyhow


Thanks a bunch, this is my first green
 
2013-05-09 05:00:09 PM  

Feltonl: someday, there will be an actual hot assed teacher and no one will see it becuase of submitters like you.
Shame on you!

The tale concerns a boy who repeatedly tricks nearby villagers into thinking a wolf is attacking his flock. When a wolf actually does appear, the villagers do not believe the boy's cries for help, and the flock is destroyed


Exactly.  Not only this it's just lazy.  The first time someone submitted a link with an ugmo saying she was "smoking hot" was funny.  Every submission after that is lazy.  The mods are lazy too for greenlighting this crap.  How about some originality?  "Middle-aged Sasquatch mates with local youth" Or, something way more clever.
 
2013-05-09 05:07:35 PM  
Jeebus, by this standard, I am smokin' hot.  And I've been known to knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.
 
2013-05-09 05:15:48 PM  
Maybe fellatio... with my eyes closed... at 15...

Nope, I just don't think so. Not that one.
 
2013-05-09 05:42:46 PM  
Update:

Janitor not teacher, I repeat, janitor not teacher.
 
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