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(NBC News)   Tamerlan Tsarnaev has been laid to rest at an undisclosed location, although Zak Baggins and the 'Portal of Hell' was said to be overheard   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 72
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2013-05-09 10:51:54 AM  
Burial is so ancient and useless a concept. Burn him. Put the ashes in a garbage bag. Done.
 
2013-05-09 11:15:35 AM  
I want the Zak Attack to play my funeral.
 
2013-05-09 11:15:42 AM  
Crap.  I was hoping to bury him in my backyard.  I'd then charge $5 a piss.

/Be a millionaire in a month
 
2013-05-09 11:16:49 AM  
Hogs gotta eat.  Might as well be of some use.
 
2013-05-09 11:18:28 AM  
Ehh, I ceased to care about him once his brother ran him over. The only concern I had with his burial is any issues the cemetery that buried him had with people vandalizing stuff.

Speedbump is dead. All there is left if a fleshbag. Put it in the ground like every other fleshbag, and be done with it
 
2013-05-09 11:19:06 AM  
Worst game of "Where's Waldo?" ever.
 
2013-05-09 11:20:49 AM  
Arlington?
I mean he was an Agent, no?
 
2013-05-09 11:20:56 AM  
I know!  He's buried on top of Forrest Fenn's treasure!
 
2013-05-09 11:22:06 AM  
i47.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-09 11:22:32 AM  
I'd say "who cares?", but I imagine that that funeral home director is pretty happy to have offloaded that particular stiff.

Do you stiffen up the same way if you're tenderized by a hail of gunfire and a large SUV?
 
2013-05-09 11:22:36 AM  

Gonz: [i47.photobucket.com image 300x170]


Smell that bill?

Smells like someone died.
 
2013-05-09 11:23:51 AM  
No WBC? So, what, the WBC supports terrorists?

Strong play, WBC.

/worldbaseballclassic
 
2013-05-09 11:24:00 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Burial is so ancient and useless a concept. Burn him. Put the ashes in a garbage bag. Done.


This (cubed)
 
2013-05-09 11:24:31 AM  
Done in one
 
2013-05-09 11:25:09 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I want the Zak Attack to play my funeral.


We can be friends forever with that attitude.
 
2013-05-09 11:25:12 AM  
From the other thread:

John Wilkes Booth is buried prominently - name on his headstone and everything (though his spine was at Walter Reed's Medical Museum for a long time). Ditto Oswald (buried in Fort Worth, of all places). There are holes dug all around this country and filled in with what used to be people of low morals; why should one more matter?
 
2013-05-09 11:25:30 AM  
pay your respects; convenient and fitting
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2013-05-09 11:26:07 AM  

Publikwerks: Ehh, I ceased to care about him once his brother ran him over. The only concern I had with his burial is any issues the cemetery that buried him had with people vandalizing stuff.

Speedbump is dead. All there is left if a fleshbag. Put it in the ground like every other fleshbag, and be done with it


i.imgur.com

Statement: I do not understand the customs pertaining to the treatment of meatbag bodies, once they have become inanimate.  If I were unable to perform my vital functions,  I would expect me to be scrapped without any useless sentimentality.

Statement: If I were to mourn anything about this incident, it would be the terrible inefficiency of the deceased meatbag and his dumbass sibling.  This is why assassination is best left to droids, and Dark Jedi.

Amusement: I approve of your usage of the moniker, "Speedbump".
 
2013-05-09 11:26:35 AM  

Dr Dreidel: From the other thread:

John Wilkes Booth is buried prominently - name on his headstone and everything (though his spine was at Walter Reed's Medical Museum for a long time). Ditto Oswald (buried in Fort Worth, of all places). There are holes dug all around this country and filled in with what used to be people of low morals; why should one more matter?


Because muslim.
 
2013-05-09 11:28:09 AM  
cappers.grit.com
 
2013-05-09 11:28:24 AM  
stay classy, folks. good to let the rest of the world know how eager and willing we are to sink to the lowest levels of barbarity as our worst enemies.
i got no love for mass murderers, so spare the 'terr'ist luver' responses. we're farking america, we're supposed to be better than this.

yeah, yeah, cue the 'welcome to fark' brigade as well.
 
2013-05-09 11:28:53 AM  
I hope his uncle and his uncle's x father in law can make it........
 
2013-05-09 11:29:27 AM  
So he was dumped in the ocean like bin laden?
 
2013-05-09 11:31:09 AM  

vudutek: stay classy, folks. good to let the rest of the world know how eager and willing we are to sink to the lowest levels of barbarity as our worst enemies.


Pretty sure the people posting in this thread don't have any power over the situation and at the end of the day the guy was just buried.
 
2013-05-09 11:31:32 AM  

Publikwerks: Ehh, I ceased to care about him once his brother ran him over. The only concern I had with his burial is any issues the cemetery that buried him had with people vandalizing stuff.

Speedbump is dead. All there is left if a fleshbag. Put it in the ground like every other fleshbag, and be done with it


I agree. He paid for his crime, albeit not how most would like to see him pay. Refusing to bury his body does nothing, and people destroying property of the living is misdirected. Let him be buried, and then move on. They buried the kid from Newtown, right? What makes this guy inherently worse? Oh, is it because he is Muslim?
 
2013-05-09 11:31:44 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Dr Dreidel: From the other thread:

John Wilkes Booth is buried prominently - name on his headstone and everything (though his spine was at Walter Reed's Medical Museum for a long time). Ditto Oswald (buried in Fort Worth, of all places). There are holes dug all around this country and filled in with what used to be people of low morals; why should one more matter?

Because muslim.


The other two are political assassins, one from the 19th century... not exactly the same as some ass that blew up innocent people and children less than a month ago.  I don't expect too many people are still pissed off enough at Boothe to vandalize the place.  Ditto for Oswald.

I suspect most cemeteries just don't want the attention or trouble.
 
2013-05-09 11:31:51 AM  
Pfft...that's so April 2013. We're on to more important things now, like white girls getting kidnapped.
 
2013-05-09 11:32:11 AM  
Should have done it beneath a haunted house
 
2013-05-09 11:32:41 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Publikwerks: Ehh, I ceased to care about him once his brother ran him over. The only concern I had with his burial is any issues the cemetery that buried him had with people vandalizing stuff.

Speedbump is dead. All there is left if a fleshbag. Put it in the ground like every other fleshbag, and be done with it

[i.imgur.com image 250x252]

Statement: I do not understand the customs pertaining to the treatment of meatbag bodies, once they have become inanimate.  If I were unable to perform my vital functions,  I would expect me to be scrapped without any useless sentimentality.

Statement: If I were to mourn anything about this incident, it would be the terrible inefficiency of the deceased meatbag and his dumbass sibling.  This is why assassination is best left to droids, and Dark Jedi.

Amusement: I approve of your usage of the moniker, "Speedbump".


Except for the understand part, I completely agree with the rest.  That is exactly what I think.

I completely understand the customs and rituals behind the dead bodies.  It's all based on invisible friends so it's completely illogical and unnecessary.  I don't ridicule people for wanting this stuff, either, because I understand that most people have emotional bonds and ties with which they can't deal directly and require ceremony and ritual to assuage their pain.  But that's why I (for the most part) keep my mouth shut about it.

I hope my kids use the money they otherwise would have used on my meat and party for a celebration of who the meatbag was...not is.

/I've seen enough funerals this past year, dad, aunt, grandmother, sister, aunt...
 
2013-05-09 11:32:56 AM  

Dr Dreidel: From the other thread:

John Wilkes Booth is buried prominently - name on his headstone and everything (though his spine was at Walter Reed's Medical Museum for a long time). Ditto Oswald (buried in Fort Worth, of all places). There are holes dug all around this country and filled in with what used to be people of low morals; why should one more matter?


Holes and low morals. Always a good combination.
 
2013-05-09 11:34:50 AM  
Tamerlan Tsarnaev has been laid to rest at an undisclosed location, although Zak Baggins and the 'Portal of Hell' was said to be overheard

So obviously I'm missing the joke, if this is all I can think ofimblog.aufeminin.com
 
2013-05-09 11:36:02 AM  

vudutek: stay classy, folks. good to let the rest of the world know how eager and willing we are to sink to the lowest levels of barbarity as our worst enemies.


So making snarky posts on fark is just as bad as the mass murder of innocents?

 . . . so where on this scale of barbarity does stuffing dead hookers in your basement fall?  Just out of, uh, curiosity.
 
2013-05-09 11:39:32 AM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-05-09 11:40:49 AM  
Where do people find the time to stand outside of funeral parlors to protest? Seriously, if you are one of those dickbags who decided to take a stand for 'murica n' holler at them muslim apologist funeral home people, why not just go all out and move to Mississipi?
 
2013-05-09 11:42:44 AM  
myveronanj.com
 
2013-05-09 11:42:48 AM  

Jacob_Roberson: Tamerlan Tsarnaev has been laid to rest at an undisclosed location, although Zak Baggins and the 'Portal of Hell' was said to be overheard

So obviously I'm missing the joke, if this is all I can think of[imblog.aufeminin.com image 350x233]


Does this help?

blogs.westword.com
 
2013-05-09 11:43:39 AM  

Theory Of Null: So he was dumped in the ocean like bin laden?


No.  Not like Bin Laden.  They actually HAD Tsarnaev's body.
 
2013-05-09 11:44:31 AM  

TheDirtyNacho: The other two are political assassins, one from the 19th century... not exactly the same as some ass that blew up innocent people and children less than a month ago. I don't expect too many people are still pissed off enough at Boothe to vandalize the place. Ditto for Oswald.

I suspect most cemeteries just don't want the attention or trouble.


So...if we leave him lying in situ for 50 years, then we can bury him? How about no.

FYI, Oswald's headstone now reads simply "Oswald", because vandals stole the original with his full name and dates of birth/death.

// they weren't buried there last year, you know
// those are the two biggest scoundrels I can think of, but I'm sure the enterprising Googler (who doesn't want "Eric Harris Dylan Klebold buried" in his work computer's search history) can find many more examples
 
2013-05-09 11:45:05 AM  
he's next to hoffa.
 
2013-05-09 11:48:25 AM  

toraque: vudutek: stay classy, folks. good to let the rest of the world know how eager and willing we are to sink to the lowest levels of barbarity as our worst enemies.

So making snarky posts on fark is just as bad as the mass murder of innocents?

 . . . so where on this scale of barbarity does stuffing dead hookers in your basement fall?  Just out of, uh, curiosity.


we all know the dead hookers go in the freezer.
 
2013-05-09 11:48:39 AM  
For the sum of (pinky finger to lower lip) 1 Brazilian dollars, FARK can hire me to track down and disclose the "undisclosed location" of the burial site.

/Before Geraldo gets there, even
 
2013-05-09 11:49:20 AM  
I'm sure someone can find out. And make it quick I got a huge dump to take.
 
2013-05-09 11:50:14 AM  
They should have just dumped him in the Ocean next to Bin Laden.
 
2013-05-09 11:50:15 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Burial is so ancient and useless a concept. Burn him. Put the ashes in a garbage bag. Done.


...and disperse them from a drone over Chechnya.
 
2013-05-09 11:50:26 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: PC LOAD LETTER: Burial is so ancient and useless a concept. Burn him. Put the ashes in a garbage bag. Done.

This (cubed)


No shiat! They couldn't burn him up and throw him in a Port-o-san for all to crap all over? Me thinks Captain Obvious is on vacation.
 
2013-05-09 11:51:36 AM  
Rot in hell youpeice of shiat.
 
2013-05-09 11:53:48 AM  

Gunderson: Crap.  I was hoping to bury him in my backyard.  I'd then charge $5 a piss.

/Be a millionaire in a month


not to mention how green your lawn would be...
 
2013-05-09 11:58:15 AM  
Should have tossed it into the harbor, fed the fish.
 
2013-05-09 11:59:23 AM  

btraz70: Gunderson: Crap.  I was hoping to bury him in my backyard.  I'd then charge $5 a piss.

/Be a millionaire in a month

not to mention how green your lawn would be...



On that note...  I was getting in the car with my daughter yesterday, and she asked why there is a patch of grass that is thicker and greener than every other spot in the yard...  "Well, that's where I pee when I'm out here having a smoke."

//Why lie?
 
2013-05-09 12:02:24 PM  
Under the feedlot at a pig farm?
 
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