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(International Business Times)   Breaking: Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson no longer continuing the riveting debate if tuna really is the Chicken of the Sea   (ibtimes.com) divider line 31
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2013-05-09 11:59:45 AM
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2013-05-09 12:02:47 PM
It's not new, it's...

shiat, I don't know what it is.
 
2013-05-09 12:30:23 PM
I thought Joe was accused of sleeping with his daughters.  Now he's gay?  The former is gross, and the latter... who cares?  Well, I guess I do since I posted.
 
2013-05-09 12:35:41 PM
Good old Pastor Joe preaching about abstinence before marriage.

Til his whore daughter started getting random dick. Seems he was jealous the whole time.


Another hypocritical Evangelical Christian?
 
2013-05-09 12:54:04 PM
He lives about 4 miles from me
 
2013-05-09 01:10:52 PM
Smells Like Tuna -- Tastes Like Chicken

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2013-05-09 01:22:52 PM

Buttknuckle: I thought Joe was accused of sleeping with his daughters.  Now he's gay?  The former is gross, and the latter... who cares?  Well, I guess I do since I posted.


That's allegedly the reason that Tina divorced him--because she caught him with little blond twinks.
 
2013-05-09 01:30:42 PM
I havent spoken to my ex fiance in 8+ years and if I can go for the rest of my life without seeing or talking to her it shall be a life well lived. That poor sucker that did marry her is stuck dealing with her because they had a kid.
 
2013-05-09 01:35:07 PM

Brick-House: Smells Like Tuna -- Tastes Like Chicken

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I will see that, and raise you...i1247.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-09 02:29:51 PM
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2013-05-09 02:44:16 PM

groppet: I havent spoken to my ex fiance in 8+ years and if I can go for the rest of my life without seeing or talking to her it shall be a life well lived. That poor sucker that did marry her is stuck dealing with her because they had a kid have two kids.


FTFY :)

My divorce was quick.  We divorced amlicably and talked once in a while for a couple years after but I haven't spoken to him many years.  I see him driving around town and wish him well but that part of my life is history.

The doofus Jessica is engaged to has it made.
 
2013-05-09 03:02:20 PM

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Yeah, it's chicken.  Whatever you say, hon.
 
2013-05-09 03:11:45 PM
Having only 12 comments here tells me NO ONE CARES!!
 
2013-05-09 03:22:14 PM
Not talk to my ex in that long? Who gets that lucky?
 
2013-05-09 03:43:41 PM
My ex is a paranoid schizophrenic..

It's been a good 15 years now since I left her and since then I've been married for almost 11 years to a sane woman.

The ex still uses the kids as an excuse to call to see how they're doing (but switches to other topics quickly enough), but more due that she has no friend and me being nice, will let her ramble while I work, regardless of the hell that she put me through...

The whole karma thing, I ended with full custody of the kids and she broke down and needed hospitalization, so everything she did to me, accused me of, tried to do, it all blew up on her...

I never tried to "get even", I just moved on and rebuilt my life, but she never did much and lingers or what she "lost"...

It's a long and sad story really, but hey...
 
2013-05-09 04:17:50 PM
"It may not be [funny] tomorrow, but it is tonight," he said.

Pretty much the defense for anything you can possibly say.  Smooth move there.
 
2013-05-09 04:25:36 PM

DivorceWar Veteran: Not talk to my ex in that long? Who gets that lucky?


Me. 23 years and counting.

/ No kids, no ties, no reason or desire to talk to her.
 
2013-05-09 05:26:46 PM
Hmm. They were a pretty Evangelical family, right? Which means he probably could be super closeted and has no idea how to act appropriately, gay or straight. Hence, playing grabass with his son-in-law, making comments about his daughter's breasts and acting confused when people called the comments inappropriate...

/this is some killer weed... I'm posting in a Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson thread
 
2013-05-09 06:33:05 PM

moonage daydream: Hmm. They were a pretty Evangelical family, right? Which means he probably could be super closeted and has no idea how to act appropriately, gay or straight. Hence, playing grabass with his son-in-law, making comments about his daughter's breasts and acting confused when people called the comments inappropriate...


It's kind of like the running joke on Happy Endings about how Max may not seem very gay but he's terrible at pretending to be straight and ends up making horribly inappropriate references to women's body parts.
 
2013-05-09 07:32:08 PM

Brick-House: Smells Like Tuna -- Tastes Like Chicken

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Holy sh*t that is the first time I've seen that pic.  Lots of mommy parts in all their glory.
 
2013-05-09 07:32:27 PM
I don't have any exes that I wouldn't want to talk to. Still friends with all of them. Am I weird?
 
2013-05-09 08:06:09 PM

fusillade762: I don't have any exes that I wouldn't want to talk to. Still friends with all of them. Am I weird?


2 years ago and I would have said yes. "Exes are exes for a reason." was my motto, but then again they all ended on bad terms at that point. Now I still talk to a couple every so often and realize that break ups CAN end amicably. My gal is friends with them as well. I still feel like it's not supposed to be this way, but it's nice not having any animosity.
 
2013-05-09 08:31:32 PM
Had an ex who kept trying to friend me on Facebook, even though she had dumped me twice in our previous relationships. Can't she understand I don't want to be friends?
 
2013-05-09 08:56:19 PM
He upgraded... Maybe not financially, as Simpson is worth hundreds of millions, but definitely in hot factor.
 
2013-05-09 09:40:06 PM
There is only one reason for a tread that mentions Jessica Simpson

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2013-05-09 10:15:39 PM
And what of the Tuna of the Dirt?
 
2013-05-10 12:57:11 AM
and yet no pictures of the giant fat cow she's turned into. Fark... for shame.
 
2013-05-10 01:16:31 AM

kptchris: and yet no pictures of the giant fat cow she's turned into. Fark... for shame.


I'm sure you'll find some other way to feel better about yourself.
 
2013-05-10 07:18:02 AM

Brick-House: Smells Like Tuna -- Tastes Like Chicken

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Now that right there is a purdy vagina. Mmhmm. I do say
 
2013-05-10 09:07:17 AM

kptchris: and yet no pictures of the giant fat cow she's turned into. Fark... for shame.


She must have ate too much tuna or chicken or everything in the fridge
 
2013-05-10 03:22:29 PM

moonage daydream: kptchris: and yet no pictures of the giant fat cow she's turned into. Fark... for shame.

I'm sure you'll find some other way to feel better about yourself.


I'm sure he's a real "looker" himself.
 
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