kev_dog: Couldn't the Miss America pageant sue the songwriter for using their (what I assume is) trademarked name in the song? Or is miss america just a generic phrase that can have a broader interpretation beyond the pageant?/DNRTFA/No legal background
stupiddream: They should use the Styx song Miss America.
Colour_out_of_Space: stupiddream: They should use the Styx song Miss America.6 seconds!
farkstorm: ABC News FAIL:The song starts "Here she comes, Miss America . . ."
FirstNationalBastard: Yonder she be, Young unmarried female in the United States?
puckrock2000: farkstorm: ABC News FAIL:The song starts "Here she comes, Miss America . . ."farkstorm FAIL:THERE SHE IS, MISS AMERICAFrom "The Miss America Pageant"(Bernie Wayne)There she is, Miss AmericaThere she is, your idealThe dream of a million girls who are more than pretty can come truein Atlantic CityFor she may turn out to be the Queen of femininityThere she is, Miss AmericaThere she is, your idealWith so many beauties she took the town by stormWith her all-American face and formAnd there she isWalking on air, she isFairest of the fair, she isThere she is - Miss America
DanZero: They're just going with the times -- who actually goes to or watches it anymore?
Tax Boy: [www.craveonline.com image 445x300]Just change the words a bit.
mcmnky: the stupid over this issue hurts. how do you run the Miss America pageant and not lock down the rights to the Miss America song?and for the heirs of the songwriter, this was free money you did nothing to earn. wasn't enough for you? ok, now you get nothing. because there is no reason for anyone to perform that song ever again.
gizmokid18: HHeeeeyyyyy Sseeexxxyyyy Lady!/my vote
StrangeQ: gizmokid18: HHeeeeyyyyy Sseeexxxyyyy Lady!/my voteThat would certainly dispel any remaining illusions that anyone may have that it is anything but a human livestock contest.
stupiddream: Colour_out_of_Space: stupiddream: They should use the Styx song Miss America.6 seconds!Great minds and all that...
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