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(The Tennessean)   Man has 114 dead cats in freezers in home. Your dog wants a catsicle   (tennessean.com) divider line 66
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2003-12-31 09:32:25 AM  
That's a lot of fapping.
 
2003-12-31 09:57:55 AM  
Good one.
 
2003-12-31 10:15:33 AM  
Well, it's hard to keep LIVE cats in the freezer.
 
2003-12-31 10:42:44 AM  
I submitted this yesterday with a worse headline.
 
2003-12-31 11:29:17 AM  
I like the purple catsickles.

Purples a fruit.....
 
2003-12-31 01:16:16 PM  
1 pounds cat, cut in 1 inch cubes
2 tbs cornstarch
tsp ground ginger
1/8 tsp pepper
1 tbs vegetable oil
2 cups water
10 oz golden mushroom soup
2 tbs soy sauce
1 small cabbage, cut in 1 inch cubes
Coat meat with cornstarch; sprinkle with ginger and pepper. In large skillet brown the meat in hot oil. Combine water, soup, onion and soy sauce. Add to meat. Cover and simmer till tender, about 1 1/2 hours. Add cabbage; cover and simmer 5 to 8 minutes more. Serves 6.
 
2003-12-31 02:43:27 PM  
Immediately thought of this joke:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ilikemonkeys.html
 
2003-12-31 02:43:51 PM  
Wasn't he the manager of a local Chinese restaurant?
 
2003-12-31 02:44:02 PM  
props to the headline writer - laugh out loud funny

/happy new year
 
2003-12-31 02:44:05 PM  
Direct T.V. should filter his Spice Channel....
 
2003-12-31 02:44:16 PM  
"Catsicle" is gonna make me giggle all afternoon.
 
2003-12-31 02:45:06 PM  
What a lucky fellow! I guess I know what my new years resolution is.....(writing in small book)
1)Put all them dead cats in freezer.
2)Get rid of uncounted florida ballots from freezer.

wait, I should do number two first....
 
2003-12-31 02:45:52 PM  
There's nothing like a cold catsicle during the dog days of summer. You might say it's purr-fect.
 
2003-12-31 02:46:25 PM  

"I don't have anything to hide..."


Except, of course, the 114 dead cats in my freezer. No one's perfect.
 
2003-12-31 02:46:52 PM  
repeat?
 
2003-12-31 02:47:06 PM  
I like how these types always have a logical (to them) explanation. Michael Jackson thinks it's ok to sleep with little boys. I was going to bury the cats.

It's two o'clock. coocoo-coocoo.
 
2003-12-31 02:47:58 PM  
ive got the same amount stuck to the tires and in the wheel wells of my car...i dont see the problem
 
2003-12-31 02:48:11 PM  
You would think the first sign that you have a problem would be the purchase of a second freezer to store dead cats. The third freezer is almost mind boggling.
 
2003-12-31 02:50:10 PM  
No no, im sorry, this is the first sign of a problem

Jackson said she once had to clean cat feces from Mary's hair before applying makeup before a ceremony honoring the late singer. She said she reported the Davises' cat filth problems to authorities in the 1990s.
 
2003-12-31 02:50:44 PM  
 
2003-12-31 02:50:58 PM  
The electric bill at his house must have been astronomical.

Oh yeah -- sick freak, hope he rots in hell.
 
2003-12-31 02:52:43 PM  
Eat More Possum My mouth's watering, but the recipe needs a name before I forward to all my culinary friends. Cabbage Patch Kitty?
 
2003-12-31 02:53:58 PM  
That's pretty strange that we should get two cat links in the last 24 hours since I hit a cat with my car yesterday on the way to work.
Especially since I had to drive up on the sidewalk to get him.
 
2003-12-31 02:58:36 PM  
This is unusual?
 
2003-12-31 02:58:43 PM  
Isn't it usualy the scary old ladies with the cats? I'm confused.
 
2003-12-31 02:58:54 PM  
biffman...don't set me off again
 
2003-12-31 02:59:53 PM  
Obsessive cat collector:

from Animal Planet -
"House of Cats, premiering November 18 from 10-11 PM (ET), looks at one of the most stunning cases of "cat collecting" ever seen. Investigator Shawn Hairston is dispatched to a house on Detroit's East Side where through the windows, he sees dozens of cats that appear to be living in squalid conditions. Hairston assumes he'll be dealing with an obsessive cat collector, but he has no idea how extreme a case he has on his hands. When all is said and done, Michigan Humane Society investigators and volunteers rescue 247 cats from this East Side home."
 
2003-12-31 03:01:28 PM  
That's a lot of frigid pussy.
 
2003-12-31 03:11:12 PM  
biggbossman Dammit you owe me a new keyboard
 
2003-12-31 03:14:11 PM  
"Make room for Mother"..."you can go next to the Tabby Mother"

This is creepy
 
2003-12-31 03:18:12 PM  
<insert Al Gore joke here>
 
2003-12-31 03:19:05 PM  
oops. wrong thread.... carry on...
 
2003-12-31 03:20:33 PM  
scary, or hero?

/hates cats
 
2003-12-31 03:21:50 PM  
tulsawop- glad to see another farker in the same town!
 
2003-12-31 03:23:18 PM  
He needs a copy of "101 Uses For A Dead Cat". Of course, he will have to double up on a few.
 
2003-12-31 03:24:57 PM  
I wouldn't want even one of the little monsters, much less that many.
 
2003-12-31 03:24:58 PM  
Over the years, Davis said he earned money as a rancher, and by investing in films such as H.O.T.S., an R-rated, racy college romp pitting outcast sorority girls against their snobby rivals.

And the film:

The members of the H.O.T.S. sorority set out to steal every man on campus away from the Pi sorority. Dressed to thrill with mile-wide smiles, the ladies transform their university into a sex-crazed fun house.

Sex-crazed fun house. How could it not be a fun house? Apparently they had a robot housekeeper to.
It got a 3.6/10 on IMDB.
 
2003-12-31 03:27:44 PM  
An acquaintance of mine from my college days has some dude's scalp in her freezer. He kinda lost it when he laid over his motorcycle on the freeway (sans helmet) and ended up a coma. She has to wait for him to regain consciousness or die before she can obtain the rights/permission to use it in an art project.


No joke.
 
2003-12-31 03:29:12 PM  
This is a definite sign that something is horribly wrong:

"Davis said they adopted a few strays, but became so fascinated by the cats' personalities that they kept taking in more."

I sort of do that with people, but I don't let them live in my house and mictorate/defecate wherever they please. I also live with two cats, and I like them, but they must have enough personality for me because it doesn't make me want to go out and get more cats. These people need serious help.
 
2003-12-31 03:30:33 PM  
/\__/\
(='.'=)
(")*(")/
 
2003-12-31 03:31:54 PM  
At what point do you realize "damn, i have a lot of farkin' cats?"
 
2003-12-31 03:36:34 PM  
Thats alot of ice cold pussy.

I wonder if Hillary Clinton is available for comment...
 
2003-12-31 03:37:57 PM  
That is the first caption EVER to make me laugh out loud! Catsicle! I don't know why it's funny, it just is
 
2003-12-31 03:38:42 PM  
great headline, and LOL to greaser and biffman
 
2003-12-31 03:39:23 PM  
Can I briefly interrupt this thread to ask from whence the "Your dog wants steak/something else" clich originated?

thanks
 
2003-12-31 03:40:02 PM  
That is about the most disgusting thing I have heard.
 
2003-12-31 03:40:43 PM  
That is about the most disgusting thing I have heard.
 
2003-12-31 03:41:00 PM  
lookanematode
What the hell does "mictorate" mean???
 
2003-12-31 03:41:59 PM  
A collector. Actually, more common than you might think. I saw a story on the animal channel one night where animal control officials (somewhere in Michigan, I think) removed over 200 LIVE cats from a guy's house. He had been living in the garage, the stench was so overpowering.

I live in Murfreesboro. I oughtta drive by there and check it out.

Cat...the other white meat!
 
2003-12-31 03:43:10 PM  
Hugh, look up a little in the thread, it's 247
 
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