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(CNN)   Carnival Cruise line continues to lose paying customers   (cnn.com) divider line 14
    More: Obvious, Eastern states of Australia, Carnival Triumph, Seven Network, cruise line, Carnival Dream, human waste  
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7806 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 May 2013 at 11:20 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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GBB
2013-05-09 11:30:29 AM  
6 votes:

Tumunga: How do you fall off a boat?


Screaming and flailing
2013-05-09 11:40:23 AM  
2 votes:

Tumunga: How do you fall off a boat?


Alcohol and gravity.
2013-05-09 11:28:36 AM  
2 votes:
I have never been interested in going on a cruise because it seemed like it would be dull. I never realized the ever-present specter of death was such a big part of the experience.
2013-05-09 03:11:48 PM  
1 votes:
Well chum, I hate to douse your hopes in a sea of dark pessimism, but today we find ourselves neck-deep in a turbulent  ocean of loneliness and despair.  We both feel as if we have been set adrift with no land in sight and desperately cling to each other while struggling through the waves of uncertainty and misery.  Oh, that we only tread water and make no headway in the choppy weather of our hearts, we must keep our heads above water and ever looking for that safe harbor of love and safety.  May we ever prevail and be lifted up from these dire straits and taken aboard a vessel of salvation to once again sail into safer waters and embark on new adventures!

/or we can be eaten by sharks.
2013-05-09 01:40:18 PM  
1 votes:
overboard off Australia

sites.cdnis.edu.hk
Forget them, they're gone.
2013-05-09 12:37:48 PM  
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: I have never been interested in going on a cruise because it seemed like it would be dull. I never realized the ever-present specter of death was such a big part of the experience.


Cruises are dull if you are one of those people that hate doing anything anyone else finds fun.
2013-05-09 12:07:20 PM  
1 votes:
oh and...

lose*

"loose cruise" would be a totally different three hour tour...
2013-05-09 12:07:02 PM  
1 votes:

imtheonlylp: so, if i'm keeping count correctly, we now have:
- booze cruise (where you get likkered up)
- dooz cruise (where you get poopered up)
- loose cruise (where you get unfound)

did i miss any yet?


I distinctly heard him say "Jews cruise."
2013-05-09 11:43:30 AM  
1 votes:

Lord_Dubu: "It's game on and we are going to be pulling out all stops and mixing our metaphors to try and find these people," Hutchings said.


relax, it's all water ... *puts on glasses* .. under the bridge now.
2013-05-09 11:35:53 AM  
1 votes:
But it is CNN... are we sure this is even a true story about a ship ?

It's probably 1 person missing off a train in Mumbai,  later found.
2013-05-09 11:31:26 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-09 11:29:17 AM  
1 votes:

Lord_Dubu: "It's game on and we are going to be pulling out all stops and mixing our metaphors to try and find these people," Hutchings said.


I'm just glad they are keeping their ears to the grindstone.
2013-05-09 11:23:35 AM  
1 votes:
"It's game on and we are going to be pulling out all stops and mixing our metaphors to try and find these people," Hutchings said.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-05-09 09:56:02 AM  
1 votes:
The second one probably just thought the first was the Captain and decided to follow.
 
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