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(CNN)   Carnival Cruise line continues to lose paying customers   (cnn.com) divider line 75
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2013-05-09 09:50:40 AM
this one.

by the way, that is a horrible way to go.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-05-09 09:56:02 AM
The second one probably just thought the first was the Captain and decided to follow.
 
2013-05-09 11:21:53 AM
nice job subby!
 
2013-05-09 11:23:20 AM
Somewhere, a PR firm is buzzing.
 
2013-05-09 11:23:35 AM
"It's game on and we are going to be pulling out all stops and mixing our metaphors to try and find these people," Hutchings said.
 
2013-05-09 11:26:07 AM
So even though they were traveling with family and friends, nobody noticed until their luggage remained unclaimed?  Sounds like a close family....
 
2013-05-09 11:26:56 AM
poop deck?
 
2013-05-09 11:27:41 AM
You go, we go.
 
2013-05-09 11:27:53 AM
i can't believe there are protesters.  people seriously need to get lives
 
2013-05-09 11:28:02 AM
How do you fall off a boat?
 
2013-05-09 11:28:33 AM
Of all the places to get lost that sounds like the worst.
 
2013-05-09 11:28:36 AM
I have never been interested in going on a cruise because it seemed like it would be dull. I never realized the ever-present specter of death was such a big part of the experience.
 
2013-05-09 11:29:17 AM

Lord_Dubu: "It's game on and we are going to be pulling out all stops and mixing our metaphors to try and find these people," Hutchings said.


I'm just glad they are keeping their ears to the grindstone.
 
2013-05-09 11:29:59 AM

Wellon Dowd: I have never been interested in going on a cruise because it seemed like it would be dull. I never realized the ever-present specter of death was such a big part of the experience.


And poop.  Don't forget the poop.
 
2013-05-09 11:30:27 AM

Tumunga: How do you fall off a boat?


Drunken sex, balcony rail.

"Honey, no one can see us, nothing can go wrong..."
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-05-09 11:30:29 AM

Tumunga: How do you fall off a boat?


Screaming and flailing
 
2013-05-09 11:31:09 AM

Kyosuke: Lord_Dubu: "It's game on and we are going to be pulling out all stops and mixing our metaphors to try and find these people," Hutchings said.

I'm just glad they are keeping their ears to the grindstone.


But are they leaving no turn unstoned?
 
2013-05-09 11:31:21 AM
Well you can't really blame this one on Carnival. Aren't those two kind of young to be on a cruise anyway? When I think of cruise passengers I picture old people like my dad and his new wife playing shuffleboard and hitting the buffet and has-been actors from the 1970s like on Love Boat.
 
2013-05-09 11:31:26 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-09 11:33:21 AM

Tumunga: How do you fall off a boat?


Seriously. I've been on a cruise ship before. I don't see how someone can accidentally fall in. You would have to really try to go overboard. And two people simultaneously? I just don't see how.
 
2013-05-09 11:35:53 AM
But it is CNN... are we sure this is even a true story about a ship ?

It's probably 1 person missing off a train in Mumbai,  later found.
 
2013-05-09 11:36:00 AM

Wellon Dowd: I have never been interested in going on a cruise because it seemed like it would be dull. I never realized the ever-present specter of death was such a big part of the experience.


I never was until we had a kid...now it seems like a good way to take a vacation without having to haul around the kid stuff everywhere we go. At least until she's old enough to get around without a diaper bag and all that.

Disney, though. If I am going to be stranded at sea with no food and horrible diarrhea, there had better be fun, damn it.
 
2013-05-09 11:36:58 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-09 11:39:00 AM
i like how optimistic the guy is.  setting himself up for disappointment.  they NEVER get found...
 
2013-05-09 11:40:15 AM

Tumunga: How do you fall off a boat?


i took a cruise ship from baltimore to the bahamas.  from baltimore to florida, the ship is moving at commuter speed, not cruising speed.  it is so windy on the top deck, they have to close it.  otherwise, people would be falling off that deck left and right.  add some rough seas and a rain-soaked surface, and i am surprised it doesn't happen more often.
 
2013-05-09 11:40:23 AM

Tumunga: How do you fall off a boat?


Alcohol and gravity.
 
2013-05-09 11:41:44 AM
Hey, you book passage on a murder mystery cruise you get what you pay for.
They bought their tickets,
They knew what was coming.
No one on the buffet line the next day had any complaints.
 
2013-05-09 11:41:57 AM

Kyosuke: Tumunga: How do you fall off a boat?

Drunken sex, balcony rail.

"Honey, no one can see us, nothing can go wrong..."


Whole lotta this.  Or she could have been sitting on the rail posing for pictures, goes over, he tries to grab her, goes over too.
 
2013-05-09 11:42:37 AM
Off the coast of Australia? They were dead before they hit the water.
 
2013-05-09 11:43:30 AM

Lord_Dubu: "It's game on and we are going to be pulling out all stops and mixing our metaphors to try and find these people," Hutchings said.


relax, it's all water ... *puts on glasses* .. under the bridge now.
 
2013-05-09 11:44:07 AM

FrancoFile: Kyosuke: Tumunga: How do you fall off a boat?

Drunken sex, balcony rail.

"Honey, no one can see us, nothing can go wrong..."

Whole lotta this.  Or she could have been sitting on the rail posing for pictures, goes over, he tries to grab her, goes over too.


Leaving the camera behind.
I saw that twilight zone.
 
2013-05-09 11:44:16 AM

MadMonk: So even though they were traveling with family and friends, nobody noticed until their luggage remained unclaimed?  Sounds like a close family....


That was my first thought, too... wouldn't the family be concerned?
 
2013-05-09 11:45:11 AM

Gonz: Tumunga: How do you fall off a boat?

Alcohol and gravity.


anguish and fear
 
2013-05-09 11:46:00 AM

vpb: The second one probably just thought the first was the Captain and decided to follow.


Pete and Repeat fell off a boat. Who was phone?
 
2013-05-09 11:46:00 AM
Schools of sharks follow those things, chumming along.
 
2013-05-09 11:47:25 AM
Murder, Suicide.
 
2013-05-09 11:48:55 AM

Catlenfell: Murder, Suicide.


In that order.
 
2013-05-09 11:49:20 AM
wikihow ... to fall off a cruise ship:

Be reasonable. If you have been stranded for more than about three or four hours and no ships have happened to pass by, your chances of survival are extremely low. While it may be depressing, console yourself with memories of good times, the fact that you will probably pass out before you drown.
 
2013-05-09 11:50:16 AM
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-05-09 11:51:06 AM
so, if i'm keeping count correctly, we now have:
- booze cruise (where you get likkered up)
- dooz cruise (where you get poopered up)
- loose cruise (where you get unfound)

did i miss any yet?
 
2013-05-09 11:51:12 AM

SlothB77: wikihow ... to fall off a cruise ship:

Be reasonable. If you have been stranded for more than about three or four hours and no ships have happened to pass by, your chances of survival are extremely low. While it may be depressing, console yourself with memories of good times, the fact that you will probably pass out before you drown.


Damn, that's not even enough time to start eating the other one.
 
2013-05-09 11:51:50 AM

SlothB77: wikihow ... to fall off a cruise ship:

Be reasonable. If you have been stranded for more than about three or four hours and no ships have happened to pass by, your chances of survival are extremely low. While it may be depressing, console yourself with memories of good times, the fact that you will probably pass out before you drown.


Lie back and think of England.
 
2013-05-09 11:52:08 AM
sasha869.chat.ru
 
2013-05-09 11:56:07 AM

Lord_Dubu: "It's game on and we are going to be pulling out all stops and mixing our metaphors to try and find these people," Hutchings said.


mediasnobs.com

That's it man, game on man, game on!
 
2013-05-09 11:57:54 AM

imtheonlylp: so, if i'm keeping count correctly, we now have:
- booze cruise (where you get likkered up)
- dooz cruise (where you get poopered up)
- loose cruise (where you get unfound)

did i miss any yet?


The Blues cruise, where you're on a mission from God.
 
2013-05-09 12:01:28 PM
Time to put chicken-wire over all the open air areas so the morans dont suicide themselves.
 
2013-05-09 12:02:51 PM

toraque: imtheonlylp: so, if i'm keeping count correctly, we now have:
- booze cruise (where you get likkered up)
- dooz cruise (where you get poopered up)
- loose cruise (where you get unfound)

did i miss any yet?

The Blues cruise, where you're on a mission from God.


Only if you figure out Steve's puzzles, however.
 
2013-05-09 12:04:37 PM

Kyosuke: toraque: imtheonlylp: so, if i'm keeping count correctly, we now have:
- booze cruise (where you get likkered up)
- dooz cruise (where you get poopered up)
- loose cruise (where you get unfound)

did i miss any yet?

The Blues cruise, where you're on a mission from God.

Only if you figure out Steve's puzzles, however.


Also they play Songs for Dustmites.
/Just realized he has another album.
 
2013-05-09 12:07:02 PM

imtheonlylp: so, if i'm keeping count correctly, we now have:
- booze cruise (where you get likkered up)
- dooz cruise (where you get poopered up)
- loose cruise (where you get unfound)

did i miss any yet?


I distinctly heard him say "Jews cruise."
 
2013-05-09 12:07:20 PM
oh and...

lose*

"loose cruise" would be a totally different three hour tour...
 
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