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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   If you and your partner were taking photos of two naked girls in a park yesterday, the police would like to have a word with you   (post-gazette.com) divider line 53
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2013-05-09 11:18:00 AM
A couple took nude photographs of two girls -- who may be underage -- Sunday in a Beaver County park, said police, who are trying to identify the four.

So is no one questioning why there were 2 (possibly underage) girls running around naked in a park?
 
2013-05-09 11:26:58 AM

scottydoesntknow: A couple took nude photographs of two girls -- who may be underage -- Sunday in a Beaver County park, said police, who are trying to identify the four.

So is no one questioning why there were 2 (possibly underage) girls running around naked in a park?


No shat. WTF?

This certainly isn't an over-reaction to fear of child pron or anything.
 
2013-05-09 11:32:06 AM

scottydoesntknow: A couple took nude photographs of two girls -- who may be underage -- Sunday in a Beaver County park, said police, who are trying to identify the four.

So is no one questioning why there were 2 (possibly underage) girls running around naked in a park?


I have a feeling the couple brought the girls to the park to take pictures of them.
 
2013-05-09 11:32:24 AM
nude photos of girls in Beaver County park

That's awesome!

/teehee
 
2013-05-09 11:48:03 AM

Sam's_choice: I have a feeling the couple brought the girls to the park to take pictures of them.


Oh. Well that would be different then. Poorly written article is poorly written.
 
2013-05-09 11:54:31 AM
Mheh, one mans art is another man's felony.
 
2013-05-09 11:58:24 AM
Well, it IS Beaver County Park.
 
2013-05-09 11:59:48 AM

impaler: Sam's_choice: I have a feeling the couple brought the girls to the park to take pictures of them.

Oh. Well that would be different then. Poorly written article is poorly written.


After tilting my head at the screen for a moment, I came to the same conclusion that they were brought by the couple.
 
2013-05-09 12:00:00 PM
Were they old enough to sport a beaver?
 
2013-05-09 12:00:30 PM

Sam's_choice: scottydoesntknow: A couple took nude photographs of two girls -- who may be underage -- Sunday in a Beaver County park, said police, who are trying to identify the four.

So is no one questioning why there were 2 (possibly underage) girls running around naked in a park?

I have a feeling the couple brought the girls to the park to take pictures of them.


That's what I thought.
 
2013-05-09 12:01:32 PM

cig-mkr: Were they old enough to sport a beaver?


Can't really say, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!" anymore because they start shaving so young.
 
2013-05-09 12:01:38 PM
how many freakin gold caddies are there that this is difficult to track down?
 
2013-05-09 12:02:48 PM
One would think/hope that a name like Beaver County Park is a tacit invite for females to be nude.

Now that whole underage thing... unless you like jail, you shouldn't do that, regardless or the park name or at all for that matter.
 
2013-05-09 12:03:28 PM
So would I!
 
2013-05-09 12:03:53 PM
Detectives are searching for a gold Cadillac -- possibly a CTS -- with black rims or missing wheel covers.

Pedo pimps.
 
2013-05-09 12:04:45 PM
And the camera may have been a weapon of mass destruction.  And the woman's purse may have carried a secret UN plot to subvert the US government.  We can't be sure.

I'd like to imagine a world--I'm kind of strange this way--where two people photographing two other people naked in a park 1) doesn't trigger the Outrage Alarm and 2) is something better than a sleazy Girls Gone Wild shoot, or the Cleveland guy letting his sex slaves out of the dungeon for an afternoon.  Just two people photographing the human form, because that's what they like to do.
 
2013-05-09 12:06:57 PM
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2013-05-09 12:09:08 PM

scottydoesntknow: A couple took nude photographs of two girls -- who may be underage -- Sunday in a Beaver County park, said police, who are trying to identify the four.

So is no one questioning why there were 2 (possibly underage) girls running around naked in a park?


Yeah, why aren't the police interested in finding these two naked girls?

Anyway, thread is useless without their pics!
 
2013-05-09 12:11:18 PM

I_Am_Weasel: impaler: Sam's_choice: I have a feeling the couple brought the girls to the park to take pictures of them.

Oh. Well that would be different then. Poorly written article is poorly written.

After tilting my head at the screen for a moment, I came to the same conclusion that they were brought by the couple.


Good journalism let's you fill in the facts with your own imagination and confirmation bias.
Wait, that's fiction.
 
2013-05-09 12:11:48 PM
So if the person reporting this has taken photos of the alleged incident to backup their claims AND the girls did in fact turn out to be underage would the witness be guilty of procuring child porn?
 
2013-05-09 12:12:33 PM

cig-mkr: Were they old enough to sport a beaver?


In todays society, sometimes it can be hard to tell. and BTY, 12 is old enough (so Im told)

i274.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-09 12:13:22 PM
and I wonder why the ladey is sitting under the table stand?
 
2013-05-09 12:14:29 PM
Overreaction? Do we actually have a crime here? Or is it more like Mrs Grundy shoving her nose into something that has nothing to do with her.

My guess is if there was child pornography involved they certainly would not be doing it where there is even a remote chance of getting caught.

//spent more than one session with nubile young maidens in the buff in a public, but secluded place doing pix for them. Nothing to do with pornography at all.

///Once had a park ranger hiding in the bushes just so he could get a better view. Maybe he could be had up as a Peeping Tom? The young lady thought it was a hoot and went out of her way to "tease" him without actually showing anything.

//// Never had the cops looking for me that I know of... and No, I was never in Beaver Park... although I could phrase that differently.
 
2013-05-09 12:18:43 PM

Brick-House


and I wonder why the ladey is sitting under the table stand?


She misbehaved and the vet put her in time-out.
 
2013-05-09 12:20:33 PM
FYI All -- Not only is Beaver Park a great play ground, it's also a great place to eat out.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-09 12:20:53 PM
No boob size in the descriptions.  That can't be legit.
 
2013-05-09 12:23:11 PM

JohnCarter: So if the person reporting this has taken photos of the alleged incident to backup their claims AND the girls did in fact turn out to be underage would the witness be guilty of procuring child porn?


Probably.
 
2013-05-09 12:24:18 PM

vygramul: cig-mkr: Were they old enough to sport a beaver?

Can't really say, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!" anymore because they start shaving so young.


grass won't grow on a busy playground either.
 
2013-05-09 12:26:59 PM
good thing they didn't go to this park...

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2013-05-09 12:27:19 PM

Kibbler: And the camera may have been a weapon of mass destruction.  And the woman's purse may have carried a secret UN plot to subvert the US government.  We can't be sure.

I'd like to imagine a world--I'm kind of strange this way--where two people photographing two other people naked in a park 1) doesn't trigger the Outrage Alarm and 2) is something better than a sleazy Girls Gone Wild shoot, or the Cleveland guy letting his sex slaves out of the dungeon for an afternoon.  Just two people photographing the human form, because that's what they like to do.


There's an increasing amount of evidence that there are organized pedo gangs. I find it hard to imagine any over-reaction to that concept.
 
2013-05-09 12:29:16 PM

Brick-House: cig-mkr: Were they old enough to sport a beaver?

In todays society, sometimes it can be hard to tell. and BTY, 12 is old enough (so Im told)

[i274.photobucket.com image 600x750]


No, it's not.
 
2013-05-09 12:35:02 PM
the girls, who are described as slender with a dark complexion

that's gotta be Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosia.
 
2013-05-09 12:37:09 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Kibbler: And the camera may have been a weapon of mass destruction.  And the woman's purse may have carried a secret UN plot to subvert the US government.  We can't be sure.

I'd like to imagine a world--I'm kind of strange this way--where two people photographing two other people naked in a park 1) doesn't trigger the Outrage Alarm and 2) is something better than a sleazy Girls Gone Wild shoot, or the Cleveland guy letting his sex slaves out of the dungeon for an afternoon.  Just two people photographing the human form, because that's what they like to do.

There's an increasing amount of evidence that there are organized pedo gangs. I find it hard to imagine any over-reaction to that concept.


Not only that, but there's tons of evidence that Satanic cults are killing 50,000 Americans each year. And yet people scoff at the notion of subliminal messages in rock and roll!
 
2013-05-09 12:37:26 PM
Instagramparents
 
2013-05-09 12:38:58 PM

Brick-House: and I wonder why the ladey is sitting under the table stand?


You ever been in a ER when a recently shaved beaver wakes up?
They think you just pranked them hard.
 
2013-05-09 12:42:01 PM

blatz514: nude photos of girls in Beaver County park

That's awesome!

/teehee


I laughed way too hard at that line, then nearly misread Brush Creek for Bush Creek...
 
2013-05-09 12:42:56 PM
www.elvisblog.net
 
2013-05-09 12:47:39 PM
larvatusprodeo.net

This "incident" appears to be mostly speculation.
 
2013-05-09 01:19:34 PM
FTA the dude was a  white male between 50- and 60-years-old, with a pot belly, short white hair and goate.

How come they describe this fugly colonel sanders impersonator dude in detail and the woman they describe as a 40-50 yr old woman with medium build. No race, height or hair color information.

I can tell you why human nature dictates that those doing the observing of this suspicious activity were busy staring at the naked girls likely because they were 19-20 ish and fit. That level of hotness combined with naked meant that there may not have even been another woman present. The witnesses can describe colonel sanders either because they gave him a good look trying to figure out if he was their pimp or because of the face on the bucket of KFC they were eating while they watched someone with a camera follow the girls.

As for witnesses describing the girls. Description of skincolor. Check. Description of eye color. DOH!! - Not looking at their eyes.
 
2013-05-09 01:23:35 PM
Kibbler:
I'd like to imagine a world--I'm kind of strange this way -- where two people photographing two other people naked in a park 1) doesn't trigger the Outrage Alarm and 2) is something better than a sleazy Girls Gone Wild shoot, or the Cleveland guy letting his sex slaves out of the dungeon for an afternoon.  Just two people photographing the human form, because that's what they like to do.

Newsletter, please.
 
2013-05-09 01:48:42 PM
memtastic: Detectives are searching for a gold Cadillac -- possibly a CTS -- with black rims or missing wheel covers.

Pedo pimps.


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2013-05-09 01:51:15 PM
So they don't know the age of the girls.  If it turns out that these girls are of legal age, the police are going to look like complete jackasses.
 
2013-05-09 01:55:19 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-05-09 01:59:55 PM

Warlordtrooper: So they don't know the age of the girls.  If it turns out that these girls are of legal age, the police are going to look like complete jackasses.


Consider the alternate proposal: the girls ARE underage and the police DON'T investigate.
 
2013-05-09 02:05:03 PM

vygramul: Warlordtrooper: So they don't know the age of the girls.  If it turns out that these girls are of legal age, the police are going to look like complete jackasses.

Consider the alternate proposal: the girls ARE underage and the police DON'T investigate.


Well it depends,  Did the couple bring them there to photograph or were they just there and naked when the couple took pictures...

I'm not saying either situation is OK as they are clearly both wrong assuming the girls are underage   But one situation should be a bit more high priority then the other.
 
2013-05-09 02:28:46 PM
If there are naked girls right in front of you at the park, I can't say I have a problem with them being photographed.

If you don't want to be photographed naked, perhaps avoid public places when you're naked. Just sayin'.

If there's nothing wrong with being naked in public, there must not be anything wrong with photographing someone being naked in public.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-09 02:30:23 PM
yeah. I like boobies.
 
2013-05-09 02:36:16 PM
I wonder why the (so called) witnesses just didn't take out their cell phone and take a picture?
 
2013-05-09 02:55:29 PM

Christian Bale: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Kibbler: And the camera may have been a weapon of mass destruction.  And the woman's purse may have carried a secret UN plot to subvert the US government.  We can't be sure.

I'd like to imagine a world--I'm kind of strange this way--where two people photographing two other people naked in a park 1) doesn't trigger the Outrage Alarm and 2) is something better than a sleazy Girls Gone Wild shoot, or the Cleveland guy letting his sex slaves out of the dungeon for an afternoon.  Just two people photographing the human form, because that's what they like to do.

There's an increasing amount of evidence that there are organized pedo gangs. I find it hard to imagine any over-reaction to that concept.

Not only that, but there's tons of evidence that Satanic cults are killing 50,000 Americans each year. And yet people scoff at the notion of subliminal messages in rock and roll!


Not cool to make fun of the concept of organized pedophilia by comparing to bullshiat claims about Satanic cults. Seriously. Got kids? Are you a kid? Seriously.

Or maybe you're a pedophile or hebephile?

I do know that you're an asshole, so there's that...
 
2013-05-09 02:55:42 PM
Holy shiat hun, look at that! Couple of nacked kids here in the park, weird shiat! Quick take a picture no one will ever believe this. Ha ha ha!


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