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(WTVY Dothan)   Jesus Christ, it's a lion taco   (wtvy.com) divider line 45
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2013-05-09 12:00:04 PM
So they put a pussy in a pussy so you can have pussy with your pussy?
 
2013-05-09 12:02:13 PM
Do they deliver to NJ?
 
2013-05-09 12:02:22 PM

neversubmit: So they put a pussy in a pussy so you can have pussy with your pussy?


Ill just stick to fish tacos thank you.
 
2013-05-09 12:02:26 PM
No Komodo Dragon?
www.austinchronicle.com
 
2013-05-09 12:02:29 PM
A lion Taco? Just like my ex-girlfriend's.
 
2013-05-09 12:02:43 PM
Maybe as an appetizer. I just don't see it as a mane course.
 
2013-05-09 12:03:06 PM
Revenge of the Christians!!
 
2013-05-09 12:03:37 PM
Tacocat is a palindrome.  And also delicious, apparently.
 
2013-05-09 12:04:24 PM
I would try it, but $35? Well, it is something different.
 
2013-05-09 12:04:44 PM
'Now with 100% more Snoop'
 
2013-05-09 12:05:04 PM
You can't hide your lyin' taco.
 
2013-05-09 12:05:09 PM
Yuck. Carnivores make lousy meat.
 
2013-05-09 12:05:35 PM
Hakuna Matata!
 
2013-05-09 12:05:39 PM

SearchN: neversubmit: So they put a pussy in a pussy so you can have pussy with your pussy?

Ill just stick to fish tacos thank you.


Fine then no kitty for you! You're Welcome.
 
2013-05-09 12:05:48 PM
What? No rattlesnake?
 
2013-05-09 12:05:57 PM
Did... did I see beaver tacos on that menu? And octopus?

/The jokes write themselves.
 
2013-05-09 12:06:12 PM
I was super interested, but the $35 price tag gave me paws.
 
2013-05-09 12:06:48 PM
I had lion steak about 20 years ago.  It had a very gamy beef type flavor to it.  I don't know that I would ever order it but I was working at a gourmet place that sold it and we lost power during a winter storm.  The lion as well as some other frozen meats had thawed before we could get in to save it.   We couldn't sell it any more but it made for an awesome lunch.
 
2013-05-09 12:07:23 PM
the stock photo showed a hard taco shell.

if it comes in a hard taco shell, it is not a taco.  it is a midwestern abomination.  a crime against humanity.

that is all.  do you yourself and your community a favor, discontinue the horror of hard taco shells.
 
2013-05-09 12:07:38 PM
Tastes like chicken.
 
2013-05-09 12:09:53 PM
dang, I am just not good at eating cool food. Crime against humanity? F*ck me. I love hard taco shells.
 
2013-05-09 12:10:04 PM
Born Free,
As free as some tacos,
As free as burritos...
 
2013-05-09 12:11:31 PM
Each year, are more lions eaten by people, or are more people eaten by lions?
 
2013-05-09 12:12:18 PM
Here comes the science.

Biomagnification

Pollutants like heavy metals and something about needing to eat more to get the same energy.
 
2013-05-09 12:13:30 PM
You know who else likes lion taco?
 
2013-05-09 12:13:41 PM

pute kisses like a man: the stock photo showed a hard taco shell.

if it comes in a hard taco shell, it is not a taco.  it is a midwestern abomination.  a crime against humanity.

that is all.  do you yourself and your community a favor, discontinue the horror of hard taco shells.


The stock photo looks like it was lifted from taco bell advertising.
 
2013-05-09 12:15:43 PM
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2013-05-09 12:16:45 PM
I'm always hesitant on things like this, ground an seasoned who the fark knows what is in there vs a two buck taco, could be like a gram of actual lion meat. Doesn't seem worth it when I eat enough pussy as is.
 
2013-05-09 12:17:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-09 12:18:46 PM

Circusdog320: Hakuna Matataco!

 
2013-05-09 12:20:15 PM
Thanks for the picture of what a taco might look like.  Now maybe if there was a picture of a lion, I could fully understand this story.
 
2013-05-09 12:20:23 PM
I just can't wait to be.... a taco?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-09 12:25:05 PM
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2013-05-09 12:26:05 PM
You want the lion tacos? Only in Florida.
 
2013-05-09 12:28:08 PM
I have been to this place and Jesus Christ does it suck.  How about figuring out how to make a decent taco first before becoming nothing but a gimmick, what with tattooing your head with your shiatty taco stand logo and providing answers to food questions that no one wanted or cared to ask?
 
2013-05-09 12:35:38 PM

rnatalie: No Komodo Dragon?


Haha. Funny thing: I got the DVD of The Freshman for $5 just for funsies. The wife and I watched it, and there's a total culture shock moment halfway through the film: Matthew Broderick uses a beige Bell land-line phone to call his mother at home so she could go to the bound, paper encyclopedia set on their shelves to look up "Komodo dragon" and read him the entry.
 
2013-05-09 12:36:25 PM

spentmiles: Leave the manes and skins!  All we're here for is the hipster taco meat!


Stop that. You couldnt spend 5 minutes coming up with some inane post about the time your hot air balloon went down in Africa pinning a lioness and her cubs under the basket, naming the cubs and the growing horror you felt having to kill and eat each, one by one, waiting for help?
 
2013-05-09 12:37:46 PM
www.lionking.org"
It's one of those 'circle of life' kindathings."
 
2013-05-09 12:40:49 PM

SearchN: spentmiles: Leave the manes and skins!  All we're here for is the hipster taco meat!

Stop that. You couldnt spend 5 minutes coming up with some inane post about the time your hot air balloon went down in Africa pinning a lioness and her cubs under the basket, naming the cubs and the growing horror you felt having to kill and eat each, one by one, waiting for help?


Awesome! Maybe he just didn't feel like lion to us today.
 
2013-05-09 12:48:10 PM

wildcardjack: Yuck. Carnivores make lousy meat.


This. How about an antelope Taco? I would try that. They must be tasty. Every animal on Africa is trying to eat them.
 
2013-05-09 01:26:32 PM

Tman144: wildcardjack: Yuck. Carnivores make lousy meat.

This. How about an antelope Taco? I would try that. They must be tasty. Every animal on Africa is trying to eat them.


I've never eaten antelope but I don't see why not.  It's basically the African version of venison.
 
2013-05-09 01:29:15 PM
eh, according to the news this morning, they pulled it off the menu due to the pearl-clutching outrage trolls.
 
2013-05-09 01:33:23 PM
Ew.  Why would you eat obligate carnivore?  Wouldn't it be hella gamey?
 
2013-05-09 04:22:03 PM
Nope. I will never eat anything whose relatives have good senses of smell and might believe in poetic justice. Someone offered me cougar (the cat, not the MILF) once, in an area well known for cougar sightings. I can just see how that would go down next time I was out hiking... *kerPOUNCE*
*sniff* "Hey, c'mere and smell this."
*sniff* "Smells like sh*t."
"Well yeah, I scared that outta him. What else do ya smell?"
*sniff* "He kinda smells like... Frankie!"
"Yeah, he does, don't he? You know what I think? I think this sick f*ck ate Frankie."
"That's horrible! Who would do somethin' like that? ... Hey, you gonna eat that liver?"
 
2013-05-09 06:07:24 PM
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